This is your sexy Naruto!
Yes, very good
So blonde
Alright
I am getting hot so I am going to be your sexy Ella again
Ok just take the hair off, that enough
Please don't take anything else off
Quick announcement: Uncle Roger creating another Youtooz figurine
Look at this! It Uncle Roger making egg fried rice holding MSG
Uncle Roger design this myself
Buying a Youtooz figurine is supporting Uncle Roger directly
And this one limited edition also
Once it's sold out, it never coming back
Remember this? This is the first Youtooz I make and it's sold out in 1-week
Now they put this on Stock X for 3 times the price haiyaa
This figurine will be release February 13, 3 p.m. Eastern time
But now we doing giveaway! Go to UNCLEROGER.YOUTOOZ.COM to enter
My name is Ella, I am 29 years old and I live in Idaho Falls, Idaho
Can block you at every turn, hey
I'm super into everything Asian culture
Ok
Uncle Roger into Asian culture also
But using sword to fight crash test dummy
That not really Asian culture
I've been into cosplay for a long time and you know getting all dressed up
But my obsession with Asian culture is so much more than just cosplay
This kind of east meets west, sometime it good, sometime it bad
What kind of east meets west this gonna be?
Is it going to be like Rush Hour
Or Pearl Harbour
Imagine doing your hobby in your front lawn
This niece Ella so confident
If Uncle Roger do my hobby in the front lawn
I gonna be arrested
Because it just me pounding
I mean pestle and mortar
Don't think dirty, niece and nephew
So because I've not had a lot of luck with Idaho dating
I decided to stop looking for men in Idaho
Good boy!
And start looking for my fantasy
My ideal man will probably be an exact blueprint of my favourite anime crush
He has red hair, green eyes and a fox demon inside him
Red hair, green eyes, demon inside them
If you get rid of red hair and green eyes
Then you're just describing my ex-wife
Of course he's got to be Asian
I think Japanese movies were really big inspiration, like the samurai movies
Why is that the go to image when you say Asian
That's so old school
Nobody wear like that anymore
It 2022 haiyaa
That like if Uncle Roger describing white person
And I show you picture of Marie Antoinette
I love everything about them
So I found a social media page called Asian men, White women
Asian men, White women page
Oh shit, sorry, I forget I still filming haiyaa
Don't tell my favourite chef Auntie Esther I'm googling that
Uncle Roger very loyal
Not fuckboy
And that is where I found my Asian prince
Hey baby
I miss you a lot
Love you
Johnny is from China
He is 34 years old
His eyes are just perfect
But nephew Johnny wear glasses
If you wear glasses, your eye not perfect
Because short-sighted mean your eye allergic to distance
Your eye so weak, so weak
Talking to Johnny, I was like: "oh my god! I just hit the jackpot"
I'm like this western girl who has this Asian obsession
He's kinda like an Asian man who has a western culture obession
Why you choose this photo for western culture?
This woman obsessed with sword
This guy obessessed with gun
I don't think they are into each other culture
I think they're more into killing people
Fuiyoh, glow up
Johnny and I officially became boyfriend and girlfriend about 6 months ago
Oh, boyfriend and girlfriend already
And we talk every single day
And I really think that Johnny is going to be the one
But they not even met
That I spend my life with
I love when he talks about when we gonna have kids, like this one says
What?
Wanna buy a big house, ready for kids
Haiyaa nephew Johnny, you guys haven't even met in real life
and you're talking about kids already
They skipping so many step
Their relationship just like Rachel Ray pho recipe haiyaa
If it wasn't for the pandemic, I would definitely be willing to go see Johnny in China
But due to COVID restrictions, I literally cannot go
So sad
So Johnny is applying for a travel visa to visit me in Idaho
Ok
How much are you looking forward to Johnny coming?
I'm so excited
I mean I'm crying right now
But I am so freaking excited for us to meet in person
I really want it
She actually crying
Uncle Roger starting to feel for her
We gotta make some good food for Johnny
He's gonna miss being in China
Yeah, you and Pao are gonna be like really awesome for that
Who's Pao?
Oh he's my husband
He was born in Thailand, so he's Asian
When they got married and stuff, I was like "dude!"
Like what the heck!
"You don't like Asians, that's my thing!"
Niece Ella have friends who also into Asian guy
Uncle Roger didn't know so many white woman in Idaho love Asian guy
How bad are Idaho man?
That your Tinder radius need to be that big?
You do know that I've never been naked on video chat
And I have with him
You did what?
What?
Our video chats are basically me playing with one of my beautiful big boob
And I get to watch his face make all these weird faces while he's touching himself
Why you telling everybody that?
There are children watching, Niece Ella! haiyaa
So dirty
Skip ahead
Now we go to China, meet nephew Johnny
What is this?
My name is Johnny
I'm 34 years old
And I'm from Jinan City, China
I plan to fly to United States for love
Hi Ella, your Asian prince Johnny is here
Don't dress like this to meet Ella haiyaa
Why you dress like the guy who discover COVID
Although, my biggest concern for the trip with being healthy is actually about my girlfriend
What
Come in, please
-Hello, Dr. Zhao -Hello
What can I do for you?
Why he going to doctor?
Yes, I'm here for my girlfriend
She's American
And I'm trying to help her lose weight
What? Haiyaa
Nephew Johnny, if you want her to lose weight
No need to go to doctor
Just make her food from Jamie Oliver cookbook
Confirm stop eating
Niece and nephew
This is the best diet plan
But Ella's current size
She's kind of a little big
Especially her belly
Haiyaa
I hope you don't tell Ella that
If I can help her with weight loss
I think she gonna be, become more beautiful
And be more healthy
Well, it's America. Their food is high in calories
Yes
They eat desserts
Chocolates, and of course meat.
Traditional Chinese medicine calls it "Obesity brought by eating too much"
Obesity by eating too much
But the only way to get obese
You don't need Chinese medicine to tell you that
Nephew Johnny, word of advice
Uncle Roger live in western world so many year now
People don't like it when you talk about the body haiyaa
Just love her for who she is
Don't try to change her
Don't be like my ex-wife Auntie Helen, she don't like it when Uncle Roger use MSG
One day she tell Uncle Roger
You have to choose between me or MSG
So Uncle Roger make the right choice
And now I alone
Who need woman when you got MSG and right hand
OK, this must be his friend
Thanks, thanks
Please sit down
I heard you're doing great in Shanghai
How is your American girlfriend?
We're great. We get along very well
Does Ella's figure influence your sexual relationship?
Once it happens, you'll be pressed and suffocated
Press and suffocated
Why he saying that like it a bad thing?
That Uncle Roger favourite
Sorry children
So, it's time to make a decision
I will quit my job
And stop renting my place in Shanghai
I'm also applying for a Singapore visa
He gonna give up everything for this woman
Uncle Roger respect that
This morning I decided wake up super early so I can hopefully catch Johnny
Why she look like Tim Dillon?
Hey Sonya
Can you help me with this wig cap thing-y
So I can dress up sexy Naruto for Johnny
Sexy Naruto?
We both love anime and dressing up and
I am hoping that Johnny gets a little excited when he sees me in this
No
Oh no
Yeah that's a very beautiful hair
You like that? Nephew Johnny like this shit, haiyaa
I'm understand you both love Naruto
But doesn't mean you should dress up as sexy Naruto
Like Uncle Roger, I love my rice cooker
But If I start dating
And my girlfriend show up dress as sexy rice cooker
I tell her to fuck off
This is your... this is your sexy Naruto
Yes, very good
So blonde
And he dress like Uncle Roger fuiyoh
Even got the headphone
Have some fun sexy time with the wigs, what do you think?
Yes, great
Alright
I am getting hot so I am going to be your sexy Ella again
Ok
Ok just take the hair off, that enough
Please don't take anything else off
But when you're here, we can totally go shopping for outfits
There are children watching
We can have some good times in the bedroom
Yes, nice
They talking about bedroom and then he take his pen out haiyaa
What you take pen out for?
What do writing in your note?
Remember to nut?
When I arrive in United States
I do hope Ella and I can do a lot of cosplay
In and out of the bedroom
Which means dressing like a very specific character
Dress like a very Asian-style clothes
And also have a sword with me
Haiyaa, Nephew Johnny
Don't bring sword through airport
You gonna get your ass deported
Will we find fish here?
Yes
That Stony, so cute
My son's name is Stony
He's 5-years old
I really love playing with him
And I really like squeeze his face
Very cute very cute
My name is Stony, I am 5 years old
I love ice cream!
Stony knows I have to go to America to meet with Ella
And he said Ella is his friend too
But I do feel guilty leaving Stony
Because I already cannot spend as much time with him
Just bring Stony to America with you
What you doing, Nephew Johnny? Why you just leaving your son behind?
You can bring sword to America, but you can't bring your kid?
What kind of father is this?
You choose sword over son haiyaa
Johnny says that he won't know what the visa thing says until Monday
My anxiety can't take it anymore
Before Johnny gets here I would like to lose at least 10 pounds
Not bad, not bad
You got this!
She actually exercise, good
What
What, what happening?
What's wrong Ella, what's happening?
Johnny just said his visa got denied to Singapore
He said:" baby, my Singapore visa got denied"
Oh no
I'm gonna call him
Haiyaa nephew Johnny, why you don't pick up?
Why you ghosting her now?
I feel devastated
And now I can't get through to him
I am definitely really worried that this is gonna be
The first step to him never being able to make it to the United States
Haiyaa, Uncle Roger feeling sad now
What happening to them now?
Uncle Roger need to know
Oh ok look like they still together
She post something about Stoney
Wishing you all Happy New Year of the Tiger
Oh yeah, Happy Lunar New Year, niece and nephew
Hope you get all the red packet with money inside
Many people think niece Ella just like nephew Johnny because he Asian
She has yellow fever or Asian fetish or something
Uncle Roger thought that too at first
But now I think her feeling actually real
So niece Ella, Uncle Roger hope you get to meet nephew Johnny one day
and play with his sword
Uncle Roger hit 5 million subscribers now
Thank you to all my niece and nephew, you make Uncle Roger feel special
So next week video gonna be Uncle Roger making Thai green curry
So I found a social media page called Asian men, White women
Niece and nephew, don't go to that page
That where I met Auntie Helen
That page ruin your life, don't do it!
That page should be banned
So one day she tell Uncle Roger, you have to choose between me or MSG
So Uncle Roger and make the right choice and become alone
Good sex should make you feel like you have COVID
You ever have sex so good you need ventilator?
That is a blooper thing
That is a blooper thing, Frankie