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LOOK AT THAT, WE ARE NUMBER ONE
AGAIN, AGAIN, HAPPY FRIDAY,
EVERYONE.
IT’S ALMOST THE WEEKEND.
I CAN TELL BECAUSE CATS LIVER
HUNG UP ITS DO NOT DISTURB SIDE,
I SWORE I WOULD STOP, BUT I LIED
.
IS IT TIME TO DECLARE THIS
NATIONAL EXPERIMENT OVER?
THE ONE WHERE WE HANDED AMERICA
OVER TO A GUY WHO GETS LOST ON
THE WAY FROM THE TOILET TO THE
SINK?
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE OPTIMISTIC
PHOTO OF JOE BIDEN WE CAN FIND.
IT’S ALL LIKE HE’S GOT A
MIGRAINE.
SO DO WE, LET’S ASSESS THE MESS.
RIGHT NOW WE SEE PLUNGING
ENROLLMENT AND BLOOD PUBLIC
SCHOOLS, EVEN THE ONES WERE HOT
TEACHERS BANG THE MALE STUDENTS.
PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE PRISONS
FASTER THAN ACTUAL FELONS
LEAVING.
GAS AS CLIMBING TO TEN BUCKS A
GALLON, THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT
RATIONING, AND BIDEN WERE EVER
FURTHER BACK HE WOULD BE DOWN
THE LEG OF HIS BELLBOTTOMS.
THE ONLY FORMULA FOR BABIES THAT
THE DEMS CAN FIND IS ABORTION.
YAKIMA THANK YOU.
WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE NOW
EVEN MEN CAN GET PREGNANT.
>> WHAT DO YOU SAY A WOMAN IS?
>> I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE CAN
IDENTIFY FOR THEMSELVES.
>> OKAY.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAN THAT MAN CAN
BECOME PREGNANT AND HAVE
ABORTIONS?
>> YES.
CLICK IT, SHE’S GOT CRAZY CRAZY
EYES.
>> THAT IS GOING TO RUIN THE NFL
.
SORRY, TOM BRADY IS DAY-TO-DAY
WITH MORNING SICKNESS.
THAT’S ALL RIGHT, EDUCATION
SYSTEM INCLUDES, TEACHERS ARE SENT TO FETISH CONFERENCES.
IT’S REAL.
THIS AS KIDS EXPERIENCE THE
HIGHEST RATES OF MENTAL ILLNESS
ON RECORD ONLY TO BE TAUGHT BY
THEIR TEACHERS FUNNY HOW BEING
MASKED AND LOCKDOWN WILL DO THAT
TO A YOUNG PERSON.
JUST ASK THE JEHOVAH WITNESS
TIED UP IN MY BASEMENT.
MEANWHILE, THEY DEMAND
INVESTIGATIONS INTO DOMESTIC
TERROR AS THEIR EMPLOYER FASTER
THAN CHRIS WALLACE TALKSHOW.
AS THIS GOES ON, NEXT NETFLIX
THE WORLD’S RICHEST MAN ONCE NOW
SAYS HE’S VOTING REPUBLICAN.
AT THIS POINT, GEORGE SOROS MUST
BE HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.
INTERESTINGLY, THE PUBLIC SEEMS
IMMUNE TO THE DEMOCRATS ANTI-
REPUBLICAN RAGE.
AND POOR NT FIVE, THE GAS PRICES
ARE SO HIGH THEY HAVE TO THROW
SHIRLEY TEMPLE’S PARADE LET’S
GOING ON HERE?
ARE WE REALIZING THAT PHILIPPE
AIN’T RIGHT ANYMORE?
AND IS THIS THE TRUE DEFINITION
OF BEING WOKE? SLEEP.
MINUS THE INDOOR PLUMBING.
SMASH AND GRABS CONTINUE
UNABATED, DRUGSTORES SHUT DOWN
AS THIS TREAT DRUG TRADE RAMPS
UPGRADE THAT INCLUDES FENTANYL
AND THAT RINGS THEY STOLE FROM
WALGREENS FREIGHT I’M SURPRISED
OR NOT HONORING COUPONS.
GANG CRIME DETERRENT SECTIONS OF
MAJOR CITIES IN TINOCO
TERRITORIES AND THE GO ANYWHERE
THEY WANT TO GO.
OUR GOVERNMENT, THEY BELIEVE THE
ANSWER IS INVESTIGATING YOU, THE
FBI MEANING FULL-BLOWN IDIOTS.
OUR U.S. SCHOOL BOARD TERRORIST
OR A PRONOUN ABUSER?
DID YOU DARE ASK WHY THAT BLUE
HAIRED TEACHER HAD THE COMMUNIST
MANIFESTO IN ONE HAND AND A TOY
IN THE OTHER?
WHAT DO EITHER OF THOSE HAVE TO
DO WITH THIRD GRADE MATH?
AND THEY CLAIM WE ALL FOLLOW THE
REPLACEMENT THEORY, BUT ONLY THE
LEFT SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
WHY?
THEY WANTED THE VOTES, BUT THEY
ALSO WANT CHEAP LABOR, JUST LIKE
THEY DID BACK IN THE 1850s.
>> A LOT OF STATES ARE HEADING
TOWARDS INCREASING
DIVERSIFICATION FOR DEMOGRAPHIC
CHANGES THAT MEAN LESS.
STRAIGHT FUTURE FOR THEM PAIR TO
.
>> I THINK BECAUSE OF CHANGES IN
THIS COUNTRY I THINK THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS GOING TO WIN
, TEXAS MOVING FORWARD IN THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS GOING TO BE
EMPOWERED FOR THE NEXT 30 OR 40
YEARS.
>> TEXAS HAVE HAD THIS LONG-TERM
PROJECT OF TRYING TO TAKE SOME
RED STATES ACROSS THE SUNBELT
AND FLIP THEM BLUE AS
DEMOGRAPHIC CHANGES ARE TAKING
PLACE THERE.
>> THE DEMOGRAPHIC CHANGE THAT’S
HAPPENING IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW
GIVES THE UPPER HAND TO
DEMOCRATS.
>> SO, ASSUMING ONE GROUP THANKS
A CERTAIN WAY, A BUNCH OF RACIST
FREIGHT I LIST ALL THE STUFF
BECAUSE SOMETHING’S HAPPENING, I
CALL IT THE GREAT AWAKENING.
UNLIKE THE MEDIA CAN MAKE YOU
INSIST IN THE REAL WORLD, YOU
MAKE A LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD,
YOU MAKE CHALLENGES EVERY DAY IN
THE REAL WORLD.
WHEN THE POLK PUBLIC CLICKS OF
THE PROBLEM IT’S WITH THE
DASHBOARD.
IN TELLS US MORE CRIMINALS AND
FEWER COPS EQUAL OF CRIME WAVE.
THAT MATH IS SO SIMPLE THAT EVEN
A LEAP COULDN’T MESS IT UP.
WE CAN SEE IT BECAUSE WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO SEE IT.
KIDS GET LOUSY
EDUCATION, THEY BLAME RACISM.
WHEN A BILLIONAIRE BUYS TWITTER,
HE MUST BE RACIST.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
WHEN YOU DECIDE PATRIOTISM IS
OPPRESSION, YOU HAVE TO REPLACE
IT WITH SOMETHING.
THAT IS IDENTITY POLITICS, THAT
IS THE REPLACEMENT THEORY.
IT’S LIKE TRYING TO REPLACE
SUGAR WITH SWEET AND LOW.
THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE SUGAR CAN
TELL HOW HORRIBLE IT IS RIGHT
AWAY.
IF YOUR COUNTRY CAN BE FORGIVEN
EAST ON THE ORIGINAL SIN OF
SLAVERY YOU CAN’T BE PATRIOTIC.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS DESTROY
UPRIGHT WE UNDERSTAND OUR FAULTS
, OUR BLESSINGS, OUR NEED
FOR COOPERATION, UNITY, LOVE, WE
UNDERSTAND THAT IDENTITY
POLITICS OFFERS NONE OF THAT.
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT LOOK
AT OUR COMPETITORS RATINGS
FREIGHT THAT’S CALLED EMPIRICAL
EVIDENCE.
THANKFULLY, WE ARE IN THIS
TOGETHER AND WE WILL PULL THIS
COUNTRY OUT OF THIS MALAISE LIKE
A FIREMAN OR A COP PULLS A
DROWNING DOG OUT OF A FROZEN
LAKE WE WILL DO IT WHETHER THE
ILL YEAR IN CHARGE LIKES IT OR
NOT BECAUSE HIS POPULARITY IS SO
LOW AND GAS PRICES SO HIGH, I
WONDER WHAT HE THINKS.
LOOK, SO GAS PRICES ARE UP, MY
POPULARITY IS DOWN, I DON’T CARE
.
I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE, WHO
CARES WHO LIKES ME.
IT DOESN’T MATTER.
MY WIFE LIKES ME, SHE’S A DOCTOR
.
AND BESIDES, I HAVE A FRIEND,
LADY GAGA, SHE TOLD ME WHEN SHE
WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL NOBODY LIKED
HER.
AND THEY MADE FUN OF HER. NOW SHE’S LADY GAGA, SO I WILL
NOW SHE’S LADY GAGA, SO I WILL
BE LIKE HER.
LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS.
LIKE A LEGO FIGURINE HE WILL IMMEDIATELY FORGET HIS FACE AND
IMMEDIATELY FORGET HIS FACE AND
JUST DIFFUSE MINUTES.
YOU WILL SEE SPOTS WHEN SHE
LEAVES, KATIE BABEL IT’S.
HE IS THE BIGGEST NAME FROM
PENNSYLVANIA BECAUSE HE’S THE
ONLY NAME FROM, TV WRITER AND
PRODUCER, ADAM ANSWER.
LIKE YOUR CARRY-ON LUGGAGE,
SHE’S GOT TOUGH EXTERIORS BUT
FITS AND MOST OVERHEAD STORAGE
BINS.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF.
>> TOM, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I LOVE THE NEW STUDIO.
>> IT’S FANTASTIC.
>> YOU KNOW, ONE THING HAS TO
CHANGE, WE GET WATER, YOU GET
WATER AND A LIGHT SABER.
>> I DO.
I GET I GUESS THIS IS WHAT
SUCCESS LOOKS LIKE.
ONE DIET YOU ONE DAY YOU WILL
TASTE IT AS WELL, BUT ONLY IF
YOU STICK BY ME.
MUCH LIKE I DID TO THAT CONAN
GUY.
OR THE GUY THAT WAS HIS PARTNER,
ROOM FOR THAT TALL WEIRDO?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, SHOT UP.
SO TOM, EVERYTHING THE MEDIA
THAT WOULD HAPPEN UNDER TRUMP IS
ACTUALLY HAPPENING UNDER BIDEN,
AND IT’S ALL HAPPENING ODDLY AT
ONCE.
IT FEELS LIKE A GREAT UNRAVELING
.
>> THAT’S THE FUNNY THING.
IT’S ALL GOING WRONG, AND THIS
IS WHEN THEY DECIDE TO HAVE THE
CONFERENCE.
THEY INVITE TEACHERS.
IT SO WEIRD, I DON’T EVEN KNOW
ANY OF THE STUFF THEY’RE DOING,
BUT THE WHOLE THING IS, THE
THING SO BAD ABOUT IT IS THEY
HAVE MADE IT NORMAL, LIKE NOW
THAT THEY HAVE TEACHERS AND THEY
ARE TEACHING THIS STUFF IN
SCHOOLS, IT’S TAKEN THE WHOLE
MYSTERY, YEARS AGO, IF YOU WERE
A CEO OR A HIGH END BOND TRAINER
YOU WOULD HIRE A WOMAN TO PUT ON
HILLS OR STEP ON YOUR BACK OR WHATEVER THEY DO, RIGHT?
WHATEVER THEY DO, RIGHT?
>> WHATEVER THEY DO.
BUT NOW WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO
DO.
ONCE THEY MAKE IT NORMAL, THAN
THE CEO IS GOING TO HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING EVEN CRAZIER.
>> I DISAGREE, THE INK YEAR IT
GETS, THE MORMON DANE YOUR
EXTREMES WILL BECOME VERY ILL ACTUALLY PAY WOMEN TO COOK YOU A
ACTUALLY PAY WOMEN TO COOK YOU A
POT ROAST.
I READ ABOUT IT WAS LIKE THEY
TALKED ABOUT THEIR FETISHES IN
SOME OF THEM INVOLVE THIS, I
THOUGHT THAT’S ONLY FOR THE
PEOPLE THAT WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THAT STUFF.
THAT’S NOT EDUCATIONAL FOR
ANYBODY.
TO GET THERE WAS THIS
PHILADELPHIA CONFERENCE FOR
TEACHERS WHO TEACH KIDS AND ALL
OF THIS STUFF WAS ALL THIS.
>> , AND IT WAS LIKE I WAS
THINKING ABOUT THAT, I WAS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
GOT RID OF THE PHONE LINES,
RIGHT?
THAT’S WHERE YOU WOULD GO AND
TALK ABOUT THIS.
>> I DON’T USE THE PHONE.
>> THEY ALWAYS HAD LOTS OF
CHARGES FROM THE 900 NUMBER.
>> IT WAS THE PSYCHIC HOTLINE.
LET’S BROADEN THIS DISCUSSION
BEYOND PERVERSION.
WITH TOM HERE, YOU NEVER KNOW.
DO YOU FEEL AS I DO THAT THE
COUNTRY IS KIND OF WAKING UP TO
THE INSANITY GOING ON.
I THINK NETFLIX, THAT AS A
LIBERAL COMPANY, THE FACT THAT
THEY ARE CANNING ALL THIS WOKE
STUFF IS AMAZING.
YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO SAY
ANYTHING.
I AM SO GOOD ON EXPANDING TO
CLASSIER CONVERSATION THAT
EVERYBODY JUST LOVES THAT.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE POLLING
NUMBERS FOR JOE BIDEN WITH 21
PERCENT OF PEOPLE SAYING THE
DIRECTION OF THE COUNTRY IS
GREAT, WHERE THESE PEOPLE, WHERE
ARE THEY LIVING, WHAT ARE THEY
DOING THEY NEED TO BE IN CHARGE
BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS NOT
WORKING OUT FOR PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, I THINK PEOPLE REALIZE
WHEN YOU TAKE A POSITION AS A
COMPANY, YOU ARE ALIENATING A
NUMBER OF PEOPLE FROM BUSINESS
PURPOSES THEY DON’T TAKE THAT
MICHAEL JORDAN STANDS.
I THINK PEOPLE ARE JUST SIX AND
BE OF BEING LECTURED ABOUT
MORALS FROM PEOPLE THEY DON’T
HOLD THEMSELVES TO THE SAME
STANDARDS WHETHER IT’S COVID OR
CLIMATE CHANGE FOR EXAMPLE, JOHN
CARRYING HER TELLING US WE ALL
NEED TO DRIVE ELECTRIC CARS AND
NOT TRAVEL, BUT HE HAS A PRIVATE
JET AND GETS TO GO WHEREVER HE
WANTS, SO I THINK EVERYBODY’S
TIRED OF BEING LECTURED TO BY
PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY ARE MORAL
BETTER SPREAD.
>> I THINK TO ALSO I THINK A LOT
OF THIS WOKE IS HIM STUFF IS A
LUXURY OF GOOD TIMES AND NOW
THEY BROADEST INTO BAD TIMES AND
THAT HAS GOT TO GO.
WEIRD THING THAT I’VE NOTICED,
THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOW
COVERING HUNTER BIDEN, IT SEEMS
TO ME THAT NOW THEY ARE EVEN
DECIDING THAT JOE IS THE WRONG
HORSE AND THEY’VE GOT TO GET HIM
OUT.
>> I THINK HUNTER MIGHT BE THE 1
JOE BIDEN.
WHEN THEY DO THOSE POLLS, HUNTER
BIDEN AND THE ANCHORS AT CNN, THAT IS THE TOTAL PEOPLE
THAT IS THE TOTAL PEOPLE
SUPPORTING JOE BIDEN.
I WAS GOING TO SAY THEY TURNED
TO HUNTER BIDEN WITH THE RIGHT
GUEST IS OKAY TO REPORT ON TIME.
>> I THINK WHAT’S HAPPENING IS
THEY ARE PANICKING BECAUSE THE
DEMOCRATS SEE THERE IS NO WAY
OUT, I MEAN THEY HAD A NUMBER OF
OPPORTUNITIES, I THINK THEY’RE
GOING TO COUNT ON THE ROE V WADE
THING HAPPENING HELPING THEM OUT
, BUT IT’S NOT MOVING THE
DIAL AT ALL.
THERE HOPING ANY KIND OF THING
THE RACISM CARD, ANYTHING.
>> IT WAS HOPE TO GET PEOPLE UP
FOR THE ELECTIONS BECAUSE THEY
HAVE NOTHING ELSE GOING FOR THEM
RIGHT NOW.
EVEN HIS OWN PARTY AS TURNING
AGAINST HIM.
>> IT’S KIND OF EXCITING, ISN’T
IT.
AREN’T YOU THRILLED?
IT TAKES A LOT TO THROW ME.
>> TOM KNOWS THIS LADY.
>> YEAH.
>> I THINK THE PROBLEM WITH
BIDEN IS IT’S A DOUBLE-BARRELED
SHOTGUN PROBLEMS BECAUSE HE’S AN
EMPTY VESSEL AND LET FILLED THE
VOID WAS FOCUSING.
IF HE WAS INCOMPETENT THERE
MIGHT’VE BEEN SOME MODERATES TO
TAKE HIS PLACE, BUT INSTEAD HE’S
AN EMPTY VESSEL AND IT WAS
REPLACED BY SOMETHING EVEN WORSE
WHICH ARE THESE INFANTILE MINES
WHO WANT TO DESTROY ANYTHING
THAT IS SUCCESSFUL.
>> IT’S JUST SO STRANGE WHAT
THEY CHOOSE TO FOCUS ON LIKE
LESS THAN 1 PERCENT OF THE
POPULATION IS TRANS, AND EVEN
SMALLER PERCENTAGE OF THAT IS
TRANSMITTED, EVEN SMALLER THAN
THAT IS TRANSMITTED, PEOPLE BORN
TO WOMEN WHO TRANSITION TO MEN
THAT WILL GET PREGNANT AND EVEN
SMALLER OF A PERCENTAGE THAN
THAT IS THOSE PEOPLE WHO WOULD
CARE HOW YOU TALK ABOUT
PREGNANCY, IT IS SUCH A SMALL.
I THINK IT SELF-SERVING BECAUSE
IT’S AN EASIER WAY FOR THEM TO
SAY LOOK AT HOW CARING AND
COMPASSIONATE WE ARE AND HOW
MUCH BETTER EDUCATED AND SMARTER
I AM THAN YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY
CAN’T, IT MATHEMATICALLY DOESN’T
MAKE SENSE THAT IT’S ABOUT WHAT
THEY SAY IT IS SPREAD.
>> I THINK THEY DELIBERATELY DO
NOT DO A HEADCOUNT ON THIS
BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T BREAK TRIPLE
FIGURES IT’S PROBABLY LIKE TEN
OR 12, REALLY, OF QUOTE PREGNANT
MEN, THANK GOD THEY ARE OKAY.
>> WHICH OKAY, ALRIGHT, IF SOME
MAY TOLD ME YET, I IDENTIFY IS
MAN AND I’M PREGNANT I WOULD SAY
TO ANY TIME SOMEONE TELLS ME
THEY’RE PREGNANT, IS OKAY.
DON’T INVITE ME TO THE BABY
SHOWER.
>> PLEASE.
>> WHAT I FOUND YOU CAN’T DO IS
WALK UP TO A MAN AND
CONGRATULATE HIM ON BEING
PREGNANT. >> I HAVE TO SAY
>> I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN ALL
THE CHEST FEEDING REGNANT MEN
FOR NOT MAKING UP FOR IT THE
BABY FORMULA SHORTAGE.