Well The New iPhone 6
Could have lots more pixels it should have a bigger touch screen
And it's Battery Life'll go on longer than your wife
And it’s style will be pretty damn mean
There’ll be one in white, which you can make right
If black is your favorite Shade
And you can skin it in Green if Pink aint your scene
And if you don’t like the colours they made
Now the camera quality’ll be better you’ll see
Yep sharper than James Bond’s hair
And the chip will be faster than a Kung Fu Master
Or a cheetah out running a hare
Maybe 10% lighter an’ a bit higher pricer
But less for your Dollar means “puke”
‘Cause a slimmer machine is in all of our dreams
And I aint talkin’ no daisy Duke!
Yeeha! ..... whooooop!
Now you can speak to your phone if you just wanna moan But it won’t make no Apol-ogy
You’ll get updates and follows each time that ya hollers
But it won’t cook your chilli and beans
Rejecting misfits with SMS tidbits I’m hoping will be history
And the new iPhone six, with it’s li’l bag of tricks
Just stops the 'jokers' from calling me..
‘Cos it’s iPhone for me, not no Samsung Galaxy
It’s the apple of my eye you’ll see
‘Cause they’re bigger than Lennon...
God rest him in heaven..
...and to hell with your black…berry”
"We love apple don't we George?"
"Hey, thanks John..... d'you mind if I have a bite?"
"I'm an iPhone Cowboy..."
Doo do doo doo do do.. do do do...
(When) “When I was younger (when i was young..) so much younger than today.. (I never Need..)
Never needed any kinda iPhone anyway
(Now)..But now these days are gone (these days are gone).. I’m not so self assured (And now I Find)
Now I find I need my iPhone like I’ve never done before
Help me if you can I’m feelin’ down...
an' I do appreciate you being round..
Help me and my iPhone get outta town
won’t you please, please help me
help me help me-e-ee oooooh..”