no i don't smoke that must be real popular here i don't smoke i got a reefer
i know but you would need you would need the smoke to have reefer too shopping thing shopping no
nothing illegal pharmacy maybe uh illegal no i don't know not right now mexican mexican women
hola amigos i just got here to cozumel and let me show you how i got here
this is where they're gonna drop you off this is the ferry port right here there's two ferries old
tomorrow and uh some kind of jet that orange one's a jet anyway when you're looking for a
ticket the sun's coming this way when you're looking for the ticket over in playa del carr
just go right to the ferry port and then sell them right there where you enter the port itself so
all the guys at the stands and they're going to sell you the tickets
just goes directly to the port and buy the ticket don't worry about it and when you get
there i had two guys come up to me i'm sitting there in line the boat was leaving we was
really in a hurry trying to get on that boat but we missed it because the next one was like um
if i say week i missed it everybody else was in line too i mean it must have been another
200 people there so the next one was like two hours later but there were so many people waiting
that they actually did one uh 30 30 more minutes after that so i got in line but
anyway two people come up to me in line and they said that there's no more tickets to be sold
and they got some i can get on the boat and it was three times the price well when the boat's
full the boat's full they don't care what the guy in line tells you right don't fall for it
another guy come up to me and said hey i'm not gonna get on the boat for another three hours
and for me to get on his plane and of course that was several hundred dollars i told him i
ain't taking a plane i'm just gonna take the boat regular dude dude all right so anyway
watch out for those scams because i mean it happened right there in front of the people
that were selling the tickets and they're not there to protect you they're there to
sell tickets so anyway this is what you're going to see when you get off the boat
i learned my lesson in islamists to get you a ride as soon as you got there so let me
show you what i what i was able to pick up i picked up this little beauty right here
huh it come factory 10 inch wheels that's the people i got it from uh
came completely out of gas it's already got the check engine light on
it's got a big hole so if i want to put a stereo in it i can all the dials well that one does
actually turn a little bit um don't worry you don't have to worry about wearing seat belts
because they're locked up i mean she's a real gym it's getting a new rocket ship let's go for a ride
let's take a look around town i'll tell you what before we do that i hadn't even uh been up and
down the main street the walking street number one calais one let's just go check that out
and this is actually pretty cool the sun's shining probably the wrong way i don't know if you can
catch a glimpse of that or not but somebody painted that boat one part's his gang so i
don't know if that's part artist part gang member or what that what that means looks cool to me
no no souvenirs right now thank you buddy what's that
shopping thing shopping no no shopping thank you so much
nothing illegal pharmacy maybe uh illegal no i don't know not right now mexican
mexican women i mean they should do that you can do that oh yeah what do they look like but i
no i appreciate it maybe next time
i don't smoke weed you smoke weed lots of people smoke weed i don't smoke
some people like it though lots of people like
no i don't smoke anything that's the problem
i know what i need to smoke don't everybody else is doing it all right thank you
oh those are nice not right now though thank you so much hello how you doing man
those do look good in the back i might look a little later okay i'm waiting for you come back
okay okay okay thank you so much pretty aggressive here all right well it's the first time i've been
i probably will go shopping a little later no doubt but uh
well it's probably my last chance to buy anything i ain't got much room in my suitcase but i will
fill it up all right i got i really can't go down there they got music ice cream that looks good
all right so this is the square here in the middle and these shops are all the way around the square
let me uh let me get past this music here
i think it goes further on down this main walking street and we'll see something better
carl reynolds who do you work for i got karen to the scooter i read i won one yesterday really yes
i already got one you got one yeah it is [ __ ] too is there a reason he hit it the window don't
roll up i see doors unlocked ain't got any got a radio no i don't smoke that must be real popular
here i don't smoke i got it i know but you would need you would need the smoke to have reefer too
all right well i'm gonna keep going i'm videotaping this uh okay thank you buddy
no no leather thank you
knew i was recording no cigar
hey i got a question maybe y'all can answer it do y'all smoke cigars anybody watching this
smoked cigars is that still popular i'm just i thought smoking was gone already got one
here is a cut street in between let's see if we can find something here
i could use some socks i doubt i can find socks
all right this right here is the girl we passed earlier i
think i'm gonna find out this is her shop maybe we'll buy something
let's see what you got is this your shop
yeah this is your shop you own this shop okay take a look let's take a look see what you got
wow you got a lot of stuff in here and the these dresses these are vin vinties
what is this called vinta vestitos would that look good on me
no um i like these shirts you get you got a gringo discount
for
what is this this is where the gringo discount is
oh that's nice what size you need hell i don't know medium medium mexican medium or gringo medium
they're the same yeah i don't want that how much cost
400 pesos so that is 400 pesos is 5 10 that's 20 dollars 20. for you how many two
one i'm gonna need one shirt but i don't i don't want that one that one maybe that one will make
a gringo sweat okay this one no no not this material no no material yeah okay which one
oh i don't know what kind of d you're going to give me 400 pesos is a lot of money for a shirt
huh what kind of what kind of deal
yeah but i don't want that shirt a little more
how much is that shirt isn't for 600 pesos this is dry fit this is for the guard
100 pesos 600 600 pesos 30 dollars yeah 30 oh my god
but if you give me 500 pesos thank you what's nice to me you're trying to kill me
how about 300 pesos give me 400 pesos
oh i want a good one out front
large large large they're nice hey hold that let me look you're the camera person what was your
name joanna you wanna you gotta point it at me now you can't you can't do the camera you you're
the camera girl you gotta hold it up like that okay go ahead okay large large will it shrink no
all right large do i look like a large person see
all right see i know what that means come on okay 350 pesos yeah yeah i think i paid too
much that's a nice good price hey you know she's the cost is for 40. two it's more expensive for
40. there are 350 pesos okay and you only give me that because i'm a green girl right
i know better than that okay
uh i don't know let me look okay give me my change and i'll look at these and i'll decide okay
all right that's pretty good not bad i mean 350 what is that that's uh
five ten fifty five fifteen dollars so not a bad deal actually i like that one i like the blue one
okay all right let me get out of here and we're gonna find something else i wouldn't even plan
on doing those shopping all right so if you come here go show everybody where your shop is
they'll show everybody to the front so they can find your shop you're gonna be on youtube okay
sure show them the outside okay which one dish i'm gonna look i'm gonna look give me a minute
you're rushing the gringo go show them the front go show them the front of your
shop and let me look okay this is my stingray they're nice i like that one i like this one too
no but it's different fries is that what different you said the cheap ones were
in the back no the white the white all right go look and let me look at these
you ain't gonna leave me alone all right you know this is finger
nice this one's thinner and nice does it say cozumel cozumel
does it have a dive flag all right what else what other kind you got this one cozumel dive cozumel
i'll take this one okay let's go you ain't gonna leave me alone back here
see you thank you all right thank you so much see you later
all right y'all her stall and that's one thing i learned
in how happy i got me a shirt i got me a shirt just like you that's cool yeah yeah so uh
when i put it on people won't even know the difference they gonna think we're twins
all right well her shops right here when you get off the boat straight in front
right here and if you want some shark sharks teeth and necklaces he's got him right there
and he's straight straight off the boat i got these kind of
let's take a look oh yeah shark teeth that's those are cool
this is a tiger shark oh yeah now we need tiger you see how the teeth go oh yeah outside
this is the friendly shark here right yeah
all right amigo gracias see you all right see you later okay
you got cigars i don't smoke cigars oh sister i don't want his sister oh i don't have jewelry
i don't wear jerry not more dirty no no jerry this is too nice of a shop for me
i'm just a little redneck you got some nice you got some really nice jewelry though
all right i appreciate it anyway bud okay thank you so much hey no i'm fine i'm i'm good thank you
all right let's go get a picture of this cozumel sign i wasn't expecting all that but anyway got
me a shirt pretty cool people back there it's fun to go cut up with them we still gotta look at the
whole island that's the costume that's pretty awesome what you got amigo hey hey ice cream
you make it ice cream coconut coconut ice cream oh i hate coconut but give me one okay
you didn't tell me how much it cost how much 500 pesos two dollars per one two dollar per one
two american dollars okay well that looks good you make that at home yeah hold it
you got to hold both oh yeah oh [ __ ] my car ain't got no top on it i hear the rain coming
two dollars right okay that's good so the ice cream is 30 30 pesos yeah okay okay take 50 pesos
see all right adios let me go okay okay help them out i'm a little bit they don't cost you that much
i mean it's 30 pesos so that was uh what is that about a dollar 75 something
anyway you imagine all day long how much can he make so a little bit of a
tip really goes a long ways all right let's get back to the rocket ship it's gonna rain
and one of the windows don't work going on my side