- Cajun Sparkle, just.
(laughing)
Woo!
I think all these sauces have gone to my head.
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- Today we are ranking the famous fast food sauces.
- You like fast food?
- I do.
- I'm a big fast food person.
I used to eat fast food a fair bit.
- I rarely see you eat fast food anymore.
- I don't anymore.
When I go to McDonald's
I like to get a side of tartar sauce, dip my fries in that.
Mayonnaise, sometimes is great with fries.
- Are you an old man?
- Chick-fil-a sauce, is a drug.
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- So we have here Chick-fil-a Sauce is your favorite.
- Yes, so try that one first.
- Oh, I thought you were opening it.
- I was trying.
- Ah, there we are.
Oh we're gonna dip it in, okay.
I'm gonna try it out.
That's a great sauce.
- That is a great sauce.
- Top of the list, already.
Polynesian sauce.
- Polynesian.
- Sugar, vegetable oil, corn syrup,
oh my all this unhealthy stuff for you.
Beet root juice concentrate,
I'm gonna tell myself that's healthy.
- Well, beet juice help you poop.
- Have you gone today yet?
- I will after this,
and I already had a cold brew, so (car revving),
the engine's are going.
Let's do it together.
- Okay, thank you.
Oh, that's a little maple syrupy.
- That's not for me.
- Not for pop pop either.
Zesty Buffalo.
- [Joyce] All right, here we go.
- Oh, a little tangy.
- I like something that bites me back.
(laughing)
- Garden Herb Ranch.
Are you generally a ranch person?
- Yes, we should've got some wings, oh!
Let's get wings after this.
- Yeah.
- We're actually friends.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
- He hides me on Instagram,
cause I'm not like a cute white dude.
- No, yes.
- This is really delicious,
we're gonna put this right next to the zesty buffalo.
So next we have, honey roasted barbecue.
- Mm, that's good.
- That's like, low-key tastes like Chick-fil-a sauce.
- It does, I was thinking that too.
- Wait, what if Chick-fil-a sauce is is just
roasted honey barbecue?
- I wouldn't put it past them.
- So the least is Polynesian sauce,
I'm so sorry for the name.
It just tasted like sweet and sour sauce.
- Again same with the ranch, tastes like some nice ranch.
- And then we had the Zesty Buffalo,
had a little kick to it, a little spice.
- I like the kick, it like hit me,
but I was like "Oh, I still love you."
- honey roasted barbecue,
that was basically Chick-fil-a sauce.
- Which is really weird.
- We'll move on to the next place.
- [Joyce] McDonald's.
- Ah, oh I appreciate how their packets are all the same.
So similar to Chick-fil-a,
they've got their own barbecue sauce,
they've got their own buffalo sauce,
they've got their own ranch.
Sweet'n'sour.
- Sweet'n'sour.
People really mess with this?
It tastes like sugar.
I've watched people eat this with their chicken nuggets.
Maple syrup.
- Like maple syrup that has gone off.
- And phlegmy.
All right, next let's have spicy buffalo.
I already might need a water break.
- Better than the other one.
- Yeah.
Let's try the Hot Mustard, since we're on a spicy kick.
- I didn't even know this was a sauce option, so.
That's definitely a mustard kick.
- Not even spicy, just mustard.
- It's good.
- Classic.
- I often get barbecue sauce from McDonald's,
that's my side.
- Yes you do.
That's a solid barbecue.
- That's a good barbecue.
- [Aria] Tell me how good this is,
because all ranch tastes the same to me.
- All ranch is the same.
Yeah.
- Barbecue sauce at the top, undisputed king.
Honey mustard, yeah number two.
Number three we have zesty buffalo sauce.
Ranch, then this hot mustard,
and then, we don't even want to talk about this one.
It's upsetting for me to look at.
- I just want to take a nap after eating that one.
Taco Bell.
I actually never eat the Taco Bell sauces,
because I don't like them.
- Great, this will be fun.
Oh my, wanna start off with Diablo.
This isn't spicy at all.
- Not bad.
- It's just a well seasoned sauce.
Fire. - Fire, I bet that's hot.
I taste the difference between the two of them.
- This one's way less hot.
- Yeah, not as peppery.
Here let me pour this next one for you.
- That's his energy.
- Aww, that's a very sweet thing for you to say.
Of course I will.
The last one we have is Mild.
- Yeah.
- Yep.
There you go.
- There's already patterns,
I think I got a new appreciation for Taco Bell sauces.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Oh you enjoy these ones?
- Yeah, I actually did.
- You know what it is,
it's great company makes it all better.
Arby's.
I don't think I ever go to Arby's.
- Let's start with the Horsey Sauce.
No it's not.
- It's horseradish.
I don't hate that.
- I do, let's put it third.
- All right, Arby's Sauce.
What is that?
- I don't know, we might have to clear our mouths.
I couldn't taste anything.
- Cheers.
Water.
- Kind of like a zesty ketchup.
(laughing)
Better or worse than Horsey sauce?
- Better, if I was forced on an island.
- Marinara.
I mean it's marinara.
- It's good.
- Yeah.
Well I'm assuming that's for the mozzarella sticks.
- Yeah.
- This might be honey mustard, might not be.
- Why does it taste like bones?
- That is not good.
- It tastes like beef broth.
- Yeah, like beef stock and some--
- Honey mustard.
- What a way to spend my Friday morning.
- You haven't even had breakfast yet.
- Well technically, I have,
breakfast with a beautiful woman.
- I know.
- I don't like this though.
- I literally feel like I have to poop now.
- Marinara, can't go really wrong with marinara.
- You can't.
- Arby's sauce, then Horsey sauce,
then have a great time with these ones.
- [Joyce] All right, Popeye's.
- I'm not familiar with any of these sauces.
A lot of sauces to go through, all right.
- Yeah, this is the biggest one.
- Let's barrel through it.
Let's start from the end there, on your end.
- That's good.
- I don't like that.
That ranch tastes off to me.
- It tastes the same, are you sure you're okay?
Did you gargle?
Gargle and try again.
- I'm not trying that again.
Cajun Sparkle, okay this one looks like fun.
I think I might like this one.
This one's actually very good,
I'm gonna put this at number one.
Oh, that's an oily looking sauce.
- Yeah, let's mix it first.
- It's okay.
Oh, oh no.
- The prince doesn't like it, put it next to the ranch.
- I feel bad, but yeah, not a fan of that one.
I'm gonna go back to my Cajun Sparkle.
(laughing)
I've never had this before, it's so good!
- You're so annoying!
- All right, Mardi Gras mustard,
oh that's very mustardy, mustard seeds indeed.
How we feeling about that,
I mean I like it better than these two.
- Yeah, just put it above that one, it's decent though.
- Sweet Heat sauce.
- I'm gonna hate this, I can tell.
- Nope.
- I told you.
It's like sweet and sour sauce.
This is the bold barbecue sauce.
- I do like barbecue sauce.
- What if we hate this one?
- I'd be surprised at this point.
That's good.
- Okay.
- Sparkle's still at the top.
- Yeah.
- A little bit more sparkle.
- We got more right here Daddy.
- Whoa, I'm taking that to go.
Blackened ranch sauce, okay.
It's good.
Much better than the other ranch.
- Yeah.
- It has a smokier taste to it.
- Oh yeah, that's really good.
I think we're getting delirious.
- Cajun Sparkle, Bold BQ Sauce, Blackened Ranch,
Mardi Gras Mustard Sauce, and then these three,
which are Bayou Buffalo Sauce, Sweet Heat Ranch,
and Buttermilk Ranch Sauce.
I love Jack in the Box.
- [Joyce] Me too.
- Love their curly fries.
All right, dip dip.
- Dip dip.
- Good barbecue sauce.
- Good. Solid.
I do love some ranch.
It's not bad.
- Honey Mustard baby.
Good honey mustard.
- A little too sweet for my taste,
but I'd put it fourth.
- Hot Taco sauce, for taco's.
We don't have tacos but we have fries.
- Yeah.
Basic, put it last.
- Yep.
Sweet and sour sauce, oh a little worried about this one.
- You know we don't like that.
I don't like that, I don't even know what I just ate.
- I need my sparkle sauce.
- Where did you pull that out of?
- I'm just hoarding it now.
So barbecue sauce, red hot sauce, buttermilk ranch,
I'm surprised by how high we put it,
but I didn't mind this one.
Honey mustard, sweet and sour sauce,
and then hot taco sauce.
And the Cajun Sparkle on top, from Popeye's.
If you had to pick one sauce,
out of all the sauces we've had today,
let's say you had a man over,
and he lathered himself up in one of these sauces.
- Oh, Cajun Sparkle.
I think so too.
Just a little bit.
Woo!
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