- Hello, and good morrow, my internet friends,
I am Grapefruit.
- And I'm-
(coughing)
kinda sick.
(laughing, groaning)
- Well today's challenge ain't nothing to sneeze at.
(chuckling)
Today we've got the one chip challenge.
Here's how it works: each of us are gonna eat
a Paqui Carolina Reaper chip.
Understand that these things are hot, okay?
- The box is seriously shaped like a coffin?
- Yes.
- Oh man.
- Fitting, considering you've been coughing
so much lately, am I right?
(laughing)
- Yeah, good one.
- When Orange isn't around,
somebody's gotta pick up the slack.
(chuckling)
Lastly, we're each gonna have a glass of milk standing by.
Milk'll make the pain a little better,
so whoever caves first and drinks the milk, loses.
Got it?
- Got it!
- Uh, oh man, I'm scared.
(sniffling)
Ah maybe this'll clean up my sinuses at least.
- Oh yeah, you feeling stuffed up?
- Yeah, that plus all the coughing and sneezing
has me feeling kinda-
(sneezing)
Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay-
(coughing)
I think a little dust from your chip
may have gotten in my eyes, but it's really no big-
(screaming)
- Grapefruit, are- are you okay?
- Where's the milk, the milk?!
- Uh, you knocked over the milk.
- Ah, the pain, the paaaiiinn!
- Grapefruit, Grapefruit, Grapefruit, Grapefruit,
calm down, just open up your eyes real quick,
let me see what's up.
- Okay.
(fire blazing)
(gasp)
How's it lookin'?
- Um, maybe just close your eyes again.
- Cool, good call!
(steam releasing)
Ah, relief.
- So, maybe we shouldn't go through with this.
I mean, that was just a little dust.
I can't imagine how bad it's gonna hurt
if we eat the entire chip.
- Yeah maybe I'll just start with a little nibble.
- I'll get the milk ready.
Okay, three, two, one,
here goes nothing!
(chomping and crunching)
- That's spicy.
- Yeah.
- Really spicy.
(steam sizzling)
- Ah, oh, I'll say.
- I'm glad we didn't do the whole chip.
- Same here.
(fire blazing, screaming)
(glugging)
(burping)
(glass shattering)
- Okay, there is no way I'm doing the whole chip!
- Agreed, that would be crazy!
- Insane!
- Possibly the dumbest thing we could possibly do.
- Although...
- Don't like the sound of that!
- Well, it's just, we're gonna look like
real weenies if we back out.
- I guess there are a lot of people watching this video.
- I bet Passion's watching.
- You're right!
If I don't do this one chip challenge,
it kinda wrecks the years of groundwork
I've been subtly laying with her.
- You've been laying groundwork with Passion?
- Yeah, real subtle stuff, she's gonna fall in love with me
any day now, I'm sure of it.
- I'm pretty sure she doesn't even like you, dude.
- Nuh uh, I just told you,
I've been subtly laying groundwork!
I could turn it up any time I wanted,
and she'd instantly fall in love wi-
would you just get the milk already?
- Okay, geez, fine.
- Three, two, one,
go!
(chomping)
(swallowing)
- How do you feel?
(dripping)
- Good, not great.
- Same here.
- Say, is it me, or do you seem
a little more red than usual?
- A "little" more red?
Was that a size joke?
- Um, no.
(steam sizzling)
- Oh, well, yeah,
I actually feel a little more red than usual.
- As do I.
- Interesting.
- Indeed.
(screaming)
(upbeat music)