( music playing )
Once upon a time, flying on a plane
was considered a civilized, genteel activity.
People would come looking dapper in suits and dresses
and had four-course meals.
They also crashed a lot more.
Mm-hm, so in our modern era,
we have traded up in flight safety
but traded down in style and class.
Modern flights are full of ungodly horrors
that remind you constantly
that human man
is the most disgusting beast of all.
So today we're going to play a game
where, Rhett, you have to guess
what horrible thing is happening on a plane.
It's time for...
A little movie reference.
Yeah.
All right, I'm going to show you a partially blacked out image
of-- taken on a flight--
- Okay? - Okay.
And then I'm gonna give you multiple choice options.
You're gonna have to guess what is happening
that is shameful on this plane.
If you get three or more right,
you win these travel-friendly compression socks.
- Oh, wow, yeah. - Touch 'em.
I've been having lots of clots.
It's a very clotty day for me.
You can't keep them, but you can hold them right there.
- Okay. - It just-- It keeps the blood from pooling
- in the bottom. - You don't want that.
You don't want the blood pooling.
Okay, first up,
we all know time spent on a plane is monotonous
People chose to either read a book,
watch a movie, or listen to a podcast,
but what did this guy choose to do?
Oh, gosh.
Mm-hm.
A, did he choose to...
( laughing )
Uh, vomiting up a snake.
Not a euphemism for anything.
I feel like I would see the flute protruding.
if it were a flute
'cause flutes protrude.
That's one of the things they're good at.
You know what I love about a flute?
The way it protrudes.
Corn on the cob would not be served on the plane.
You'd have to bring that in your own baggy,
which I wouldn't put it past this guy.
- Nope. - But...
I think he's trimming his beard with scissors,
something I've thought about at times, on planes. A.
All right, remove the censorship.
Oh, that's a flute. It's not protruding!
He is a flautist, man.
And remember. In the event of an emergency,
make sure your blow your own flute
before blowing other people's flutes.
Right.
Also, in the event of an emergency,
save this guy last.
You know what? He plays you out
as you're all about to die,
just like on the
I want a flute solo right before I go.
All right, so this might be tougher than you thought, huh?
Yeah, because the flute didn't protrude.
Next we've got a restless cabin member.
What is he doing?
Is it...
We have video proof.
Oh, this will become a video?
- This'll become video. - Oh, wow. Okay.
That's a hint. Use it as you will.
Well, it makes C possible,
yelling at a baby to be quiet.
- Mm-hm. - It makes C possible.
Golly.
He looks like he's in a vigorous air-humping, hip-thrusting posture.
'Cause I, you know, from time to time,
will do that on a plane 'cause a big man like me--
You have no room to hip thrust.
No, no, the problem is
is that you lose your flexibility,
but with a hip thrust,
your knees stay in the same place
and so you actually--
you actually have more room than you think.
Is he-- Is he done?
That's one of the ways for big men like me
to keep from clotting
- when you don't have compression socks... - Is he done?
...something I won't have to worry about anymore.
- But I think-- - Is he seated?
I think he's yelling at a baby.
All right, let's find out.
- Rhett:
- Look at this guy. - Oh, wow, yeah.
Who knew they had that type of VR on a plane now.
I should've known.
Hold on. You think he's--
Is he doing it to the rhythm of what he's listening to?
Yeah, he just joined the mile-high club all by himself.
Maybe he misunderstands what the back of that seat is for.
Yeah, Virgin Airlines has to change their name now.
Oh, wow. Oh, gosh.
Okay. You've gotta get the next three right
in order to have a chance of getting these socks, man.
Okay, when you step on a plane,
you're given a few key amenities--
a light that shines on other people
when they're trying to sleep,
a scratchy blanket,
and an ineffective personal fan.
I've got someone trying to use a seat feature in a creative way.
What are these outstretched hands up to? Is it...
Hm, that'd be a little baby.
A newborn with a lot of hair.
Interesting. If you're cooling down a tuna sandwich in that way,
you're also, like, dispersing the smell of tuna
around the cabin, which--
That's never stopped anybody.
I gotta say as much as I have hated people
before for opening up fish meals,
not too recently
I had a tuna sandwich, a tuna melt, on a plane.
- You did? - Yeah.
And as I was breaking it out, I was like,
"Oh, no, I'm that guy."
Did you hold it up to the-- And I hated myself for it.
So you think that's what's happening here, too?
- Make you feel better? - No. No. Uh--
So what is it?
I don't know, that's be a little piece-- that'd be a little underwear, too.
I don't know. Sure, tuna s-- No.
Tuna smell?
Tuna. Yeah, tuna.
All right, remove it.
That is a pair of underwear.
Rhett:
They're dispersing the smell of that underwear around, too.
- Uh... - Oh, wow.
It's probably effective, though.
I'm going to go for the negative queen sweep now.
I know. You have to.
- I get to keep these. - Yep. Congratulations.
Can wear it kind of like a scarf now.
All right. All right, I wanna focus on things passengers left behind.
What did this flight attendant discover,
that is being held up?
Is it a clear baggy filled with...
( chuckling ) Oh.
Interesting products, that Goop.
Would she hold up a bag of human urine without a glove?
I've been in a situation before
where I needed to pee,
and then they're like, "You can't get up, sir, because it's too late."
I just, like, reabsorbed it. You know how you can do that?
You, like, find your second bladder?
You got a second bladder?
I don't know. Sometimes you gotta pee real bad,
and then you, like, concentrate
and I feel like it just goes into another bubble somewhere.
- Oh, wow. - Yeah.
But I can see if you don't have that special ability,
you would pee in a bag.
- So I'm gonna say snake skin. - Okay.
He's saying snake skin to intentionally get it wrong.
Let's see if he's successful at being wrong.
Yes, that is human urine.
And I guess you're right.
Sometimes you'd rather not tap a person on the shoulder.
You'd just rather pee in a bag right beside them.
- You know? - Yeah, right, yeah.
You don't wanna inconvenience anybody.
Who's to say that you knew that bag was going to be big enough?
That's the thing I always worry about when I'm peeing in a bag.
Is this bag big enough?
Yep, that would be a lot of pee.
Okay, Rhett, for the negative queen sweep,
we've got an elderly woman
seated in front of a passenger
who snapped this photo.
What was poking over the top of the seat?
Was it...
Oh, wow.
Mm, all of these would be fun.
And I'm looking at the caption here,
"so confused right now with this old lady in front of me."
- Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.
Okay, I feel like you wouldn't talk about a ferret--
You wouldn't-- You know what a ferret is doing
'cause you can see it, so that wouldn't confuse you.
I feel like the correct answer is A, the flexibility,
but I'm going to go with B 'cause I feel like it's incorrect,
for the negative queen sweep.
Okay, let's find out.
-
Oh, whoa.
That is crazy.
I mean, bloop and then spreads them.
Golly.
They say senior homes are rife with STDs.
- Yes. - I'm now beginning to understand why.
Uh-huh. Maybe she's doing FaceTime with somebody
on the other... ( chuckles ) I don't know.
That's not the face.
Okay, Rhett, so you have the negative queen sweep.
- Whoo! - Congratulations.
- You get-- You don't-- - I get whipped?
You get whooped by the compression socks.
- Yeah, but I get to keep those. - I'll wear them as a scarf.
All right, listen.
Be decent on a plane, people.
Come on. And thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
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