-The big story is still President Trump
and all the turnover in his administration.
It seems like, every week, someone new loses their job.
And, believe it or not, another person
was just fired by Trump moments ago.
This literally just happened.
And we were lucky enough to get
an exclusive interview with them right now.
Hello? Are you there?
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-Dr. Evil?
-No, it's Adam Levine.
Of course, it's Dr. Evil, numb-nuts.
-I've got to say, I had no idea that you were
part of the Trump administration.
What exactly did you do there?
-Well, naturally, I was going to be Secretary of Evil.
But Steve Bannon got that job. -Right. Right.
Well, what did you end up doing?
-Well, I was more of an "ideas guy," really.
-What kind of ideas?
-The wall. The wall. That was all me.
But I wanted it to be a moat, filled with spiky blowfish.
And I didn't want the Mexicans to pay for it.
I wanted Alec Baldwin to pay for it.
-Okay. Well, what about Trump's army in space?
-You mean the "Space Force"?
-Was that you?
-All of the most evil stuff was me.
-Even deporting DREAMers?
-No, Jimmy. Even I have my limits.
I'm evil, but I'm not a monster.
-That's good to know. Well, it was...
Did you at least make any friends at the job?
-Well, I got along swimmingly with Ben Carson.
-And why is that?
-We were both evil doctors
that didn't know why we were there.
And you remember when he spent $30,000
of taxpayer money on an office chair?
Yeah, I thought that was particularly evil.
He could have just gone to Wayfair.
They've got what you need.
♪ It's a feeling of done and done ♪
♪ And so much fun ♪
♪ Bom-bom ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba, bom-bom ♪
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-What about Don Jr.? -Don Jr.
Well, that guy is creepy AF.
Yeah.
He looks like he's missing a facial feature.
You just don't know which one.
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Yeah.
-Did you see much of Jared Kushner?
-That bitch be gone!
Yeah.
-So, what are your plans
now that you're out of The White House?
-Well, I'm going to spend some more time
being evil to my family.
And, of course, I'll be promoting my tell-all book.
"Fire and Fury and Also Evil
And More Fire and Also Magma."
-That sounds a little too wordy.
-All right, then. How about "[Bleep] Show"?
I'd also like to announce my candidacy for president.
-Wait a second. You're running for president?
-Yeah, that's right. I've even got my own merch.
Make the world evil again. -Yeah, I can read...
-Yeah.
-I can read the hat.
-Plus, I found the perfect running mate,
the only man who is more hated right now than Donald Trump.
Evil/Zuckerberg 2020.
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
Hey, America, get ready to be poked!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Come on, Jimmy. Evil-laugh with me. Come on.
[ Both laugh evilly ]
-Uh...
Yeah. Yeah...okay.
Gotta go.
-Dr. Evil, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]
Dr. Evil.