>> Announcer: WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS.
THE NCAA IS INDEED CANCELING ITS MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BASKETBALL
TOURNAMENTS OVER CORONAVIRUS FEARS.
>> MARCH MADNESS HAS BEEN CANCELED.
INSTEAD, PLAYERS ARE WORKING FROM HOME.
SULLIVAN'S GOT THE BALL, LOOKING FOR AN OPEN MAN!
I'M OPEN!
>> JORDAN'S OPEN!
HE'S PASSING!
STILL PASSING!
( RINGING BELL ) PASSING MORE AND JORDAN'S GOT
THE BALL!
AND HE TAKES THE SHOT!
>> FROM DOWNTOWN!
NOT IN MY HOUSE!
REJECTED.
WHOO!
>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!