What is good everyone it's ya boy Motoki, today I'm sharing with you the secret to YouTube fame.
Now you might be thinking woah woah woah, what do you even know about being YouTube famous?
Well, I mean my channel has been doing pretty well lately, so yeah, just saying.
I'm not trying to brag or anything though of course... oh, me?
nonono..
I hate it when YouTubers try to show off how much money they have.
I mean it's like come on, we get it, you make YouTube money big deal..
Okay okay you guys know I'm playin', I'm broke as hell these aren't even real.
I mean yeah, I've been growing faster than I ever have before which is great and all..
but it's not enough, I NEED MORE.
How am I supposed to live with myself if I don't have billions of subscribers?
You guys might think I'm joking like hahaha that's so funny.. well listen here you piece of fucking shit.
This is serious okay, if I'm going to step my game up, I'm going to need to do some research.
Yeah I'm sorry guys, I didn't find anything.
Sorry to lead you on, that kinda of a.. dick move..
But seriously guys there isn't some easy way to be YouTube famous.
Getting lots of subscribers and views doesn't happen overnight.
It's all about making great original conte- - *laughing* yeah, okay haha
Hey, come on man I'm trying to shoot a video man.
- Bullshit bro!
What are you talking about?
- YouTube doesn't give a shit about quality and you fucking know it.
I don't know what you're talking about, making videos is all about passion and quality conte..
ah who am I fucking kidding
- Tell them the truth Motoki
But.. I can't
- You can do it, the truth will set you free
Wow that was weird, it's like I didn't know how to transition out of this conversation..
I'm a man of my word, I guess I'll share with you guys the secret to becoming YouTube Famous.
But first, forget anything that you've ever been told about making authentic and unique videos..
because it's not true.
I'm serious, you only need one thing... clickbait.
If you don't know what clickbait is, it's basically when you try and get people to click
on your videos by whatever means possible.
They usually have crazy titles and thumbnails that grab peoples attention for the wrong reasons.
Story time YouTubers do a great job with clickbait.
Their videos are either fake or exaggerations of real life events.
Here, let's do one as an example, so say you're walking around in public and someone complements you.
"Hey, I like your glasses", Oh thank you!
"Yeah, have a good one!"
now take that experience and completely change it.
"OH MY GOSH guys you would not believe what just happened, I was just walking home minding
my own business and some stalker came out of no where and called me ugly!
I'm like on the verge of crying right now"
You get the idea, now just repeat that concept for about any situation.
Say you're making a room tour video and you're showing off your closet.
Perfect, use that to your advantage and say that it's your coming out video.
So many views!
- Say you're vlogging and you order some pizza.
Because who doesn't love pizza right #relatable?
After you get the pizza and everything, take it entirely out of context and you're good to go!
Quality content!
- If you're filming and you accidentally give yourself a paper cut.
Just add some photoshop to that, and you're set baby.
Views for days!
- If you start coughing while filming, great!
That's exactly what you should use.
Millions of views!
- If you turn on a light switch in your video, boom, you're done.
Great fucking video!
- Did you recently eat a lot of food?
Easy, you're pregnant now.
Front page of YouTube!
Yes, it's just that easy.
And if that somehow doesn't work for you and you're not getting that many views.
Don't worry, I got you covered there's one final trick to getting views.
You just need to add some boobs.
So call up some of your friends and say - "hey, can I sexually exploit you for views?"
Now get them in the video for a couple seconds for that juicy thumbnail and you're good to go.
Nothing like the good old objectification of women am I right?
So it seems like becoming famous on YouTube is a lot simpler than you might've thought.
Even if you don't make great original content, you just have to make clickbait thumbnails
and titles that don't even reflect the actual video.
Seems like all in all, you just have to be cocky.
Well that's pretty much it for the video.
I have nothing against people who use clickbait by the way, it's actually pretty honestly.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed watching.
If you did, give me a thumbs up to let me know.
Feel free to comment and subscribe because I hate myself. I'll see you next, Motoki Monday.