(fun hip-hop music)
- What is this?
- I don't know which one I like the best?
- You know which one you like.
(bell dings)
Hello.
- [Timothy] Oh, kiss, kiss, kiss.
- What's up y'all, what's happenin'?
- Hey!
♪ Hey ♪
- Wait a minute!
♪ Hey ♪
- Oh, closin'! (mumbles)
Give me some! - Christmas is over.
(hands clap)
But Christmas is awhile ago.
- What's up, y'all?
Welcome back to Basic to Bougie
- Basic to Bougie!
I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- I'm Darren "Big Baby" Brand.
- I'm Justina Valentine.
- [Timothy] Well, y'all know what it is.
Basic to Bougie is the show
where we try three different types
of two different foods and see if we can determine
which is the cheapest, middlest and most expensive.
- Come on now.
- And you know what, sometimes we learn
that the basic food can be bougie.
- Or that the bougie food sometimes is really basic, bro.
Real life. - True.
- You excited, you all ready?
- So excited.
(funky music)
- Let's get it, man.
- Eyes closed!
Take one! - Justina.
- Your eyes.
Take one! - Justina!
- Whoo, this hair is quaffed to the gods.
(group laughs)
- Justina, keep your hands to yourself!
Know your worth, king.
Why are you over here?
Tim, do you have the whole thing?
- No.
- Okay, who has it?
Does anybody have it?
Somebody's lyin'.
Do you have it?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Chocolate!
- Yeah, yeah, I think it's pudding.
Pudding!
- Puddin'?
Puddin', let's do it.
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- [Group] Pudding!
- You're always pudding your two cents in!
- Jello!
(group laughs)
- Let's go!
- That was a reach, that was a reach.
I didn't know puddins come in this many forms.
The only puddin I know is in the store.
- These could all be from the store.
- You can use these as eye patches if you're a little tired.
- If you put that fruit on my face Justina,
we're gonna have a listen.
Keep playin'.
- Yeah, that would be extraor- - dinarily!
- Extraordiberry.
- Oh!
- Y'all are reaching.
You're reaching for the puns.
Let's go.
- But we're grabbing them.
- Yeah.
- They're not out of reach.
- Tim, you feel it, it's too much.
Let's go.
- I was tryin'.
- He was tryin'.
- See if you can catch it.
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- You have utensils.
- What'd I tell you about?
The oils of the food,
I mean the oils - Oh yeah, it mixes
with the fingers. of the fingers.
- Yeah with the oils, yeah.
You know what tastes better if you eat off the back
of the spoon. - The back of the spoon, yeah.
Let the air oxidize it and leave the mouth open.
- Leave the mouth open, yeah.
- [Darren] So this was a cookie.
This ain't puddin.
- [Justina] I don't like it.
- [Timothy] Wow, this is kinda sour.
- It tastes like somethin'.
- Is this like--
- I know what it is, but I can't--
- Oh, what's that fruit called?
A prune, a raisin.
- No, no, no, no, I know what you're talkin' about.
It's a,
what is, God!
- Come on, Tim.
- It's not good.
- Oh,
a fig.
- [Pair] A fig!
- Yeah.
- I knew we would fig-ure it out!
That was a good one.
- All right, I'm good on this.
- That's nasty!
- Yeah, not good.
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- You have utensils!
- You gotta go deep to get the different layers in this one.
- [Timothy] This is just--
- [Justina] It tastes different off the spoon.
Try it, try one on your finger.
- No!
Oh, I mean it's just pudding.
- No, it's just pudding.
Now the whipped cream, the whipped cream--
- What is that about?
- Wait, why are you saying it like that?
- Because I just showed you you need
to pronounce the H in it.
It's cream.
(Timothy mumbles)
(Justina laughs)
- You're whacky!
- All right, let's continue with the next one.
- Anywhay,
(group laughs)
Oh my God!
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- Oh there you go, you hear that?
- [Timothy] Huh?
♪ These are the sounds of lovemakin' ♪
(Timothy laughs)
- You're sick.
- Mm, that's tasty though.
Tapioca.
- [Justina] And what is this, fish eggs?
- [Timothy] No!
- Tell me that's not a fish egg.
- I'm 90% sure.
- Then what is it?
A little gummy bear? - It's not a fish egg.
- Then what is it?
Oh, it's rice. - Is that granola?
- Yep
- And raisins. - Oh yeah,
Oh, this is rice pudding.
- This is for all the (mumbles) if I miss it
I'm gonna mess up my makeup. - Hey, that's tasty!
(Justina laughs) - Grow up!
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- This guy gotta be the cheapest.
- Off the reel?
- Oh definitely, most definitely.
- The nastiest one is probably well either the middlest
or the most expensive. - The fig?
Aren't figs expensive?
- They are. - Fig gotta
be the most expensive.
- But the rice puddin I feel like is quite
of the norm by (mumbles).
- With the granola.
- Yeah, I mean, you can put granola in a parfait
or anything but that don't mean it's expensive.
- Let's go with fig most expensive.
- Fig? - I just hope
we're figtorious!
- Ooh. - That was fire (mumbles).
Okay,
so.
- [Darren] We're gonna go cheapest.
- Cheapest. - Oh God.
- [Justina] Middlest.
- No, no, no.
Fig most expensive.
- Oh yeah, most expensive.
- [Timothy] Ain't that what we doin'?
- Yeah.
Leon!
Yo, this (beep) is crazy this season, right?
It's cra--
- Don't give miss a rise, don't give miss a rise.
You gonna get him one day. - I mean, it's my turn
to read somethin'!
- You can't 'cause
every time you eat wit'
your hands. - That's true, yeah.
Puddin!
Supermartin, supermartin.
- Oh, now who has trouble reading, huh?
(pair laughs)
Boo!
I can read.
- Supermarket puddin parfait, layer chocolate vanilla
and butterscotch puddin cups.
- Phew!
- We did it. - One dollar, one dollar.
- We did it.
- Rum raisin rice puddin!
Seven bucks. - Yes!
- And finally spotted dick.
- I knew I'd get some today!
- Is that what spotted dick is?
- Yeah.
- Huh!
- Traditional British pudding
filled with raisins topped with cream
served as a dessert at a pub.
So you pull the drink, a beer
and then have a spotted dick afterward.
- Did you like it, you bloody bloke?
- It was awright, I thought
it was a Fig Newton. - Put a little more dick
in your mouth.
- Oh no, no thank you.
- Did she put it in your mouth?
- No, she did not.
- Spotted dick.
- Ah!
- (laughs) I almost got her bro!
- Hey, oh my God that was amazing!
- That hit the backboard and rolled in!
- That was tight.
- Want some dick?
- No thanks.
(stately classical music)
- Close your eyes.
Sorry my hands smell funny.
I'm not sure what it is.
Daquan!
- Justina!
- Big Doe!
What's up my buddy, good?
- Oh my gosh, he gets a little more handsome
and a little stronger.
I feel the string bean.
- So let's figure out what it is.
- Where'd it go?
Where'd it go.
It was rubbing me. - Oh, I know what this is.
It's cheese! - Oh my gosh!
- It feels like hair.
- Put your arm out on the table.
Is it across it?
Your arm is on the table?
- Yes.
Ah! - Oh, what's that?
- It's cheese!
- What is it?
- It fell?
- Oh!
- Did we drop the food?
It's cheese.
- [Producer] What sort of dessert?
- Cheesecake!
(bell dings)
(group cheers)
- What?
- We let a perfectly good cheesecake hit the floor.
(stately classical music)
- [Group] Cheesecake, cheesecake, cheesecake!
- Pop pop pop pa dop pa pa pa.
Where should we start?
- How 'bout the Justina Valentine?
- [Justina] Whoo!
Whoo!
- You got your own cheesecake?
- Daquan's still giving us the middle finger, so.
- Don't jeopardize his character.
He's not like that.
- Where should we start?
(high-energy music)
- Oh, he's Michael Jackson.
- Whoo!
- What was that?
That'd be moonwalkin' in the chair.
- He was moonwalkin', yeah, he was chairwalkin'.
- I didn't think about (mumbles)
- I'm like what's happenin' over there?
- I didn't know you had moves like that, D.
- I'm nice wit' it.
Give me my fork the (beep) back.
Was this mine?
- Let's get it.
Justina-- - For real,
was this fork in your hair?
- That was mine, but I got rid of my lice a week ago.
You're good.
Let's eat with our hands.
- [Timothy] Okay.
- Let's do the Justina Valentine cake first.
(stately classical music)
Cheers!
- All right, all right let's do it.
- [Justina] Guys, while we're on the Justina Valentine cake,
I have a special surprise for you.
- I know you did not use our show
to promote-- - You can wash it down
with strawberries soda.
- to promote your single (mumbles)
- [Justina] You heard?
So take a sip.
- Oh yeah, basic as (beep).
(Darren spits)
- How dare you!
- Disgusting Justina!
Naw, it's good.
- Whoo!
All right, on to the--
- Oh, the white tea?
- Come on, look at you, bro.
- Now they have to use it 'cause you're stained.
This thing on? (laughs)
(group laughs)
Hello, hello out there!
Is this thing on?
You are forceful, I like it.
(stately classical music)
- I'm 100% sure this is Darren Brand,
Black Panther, my people cake.
- [Timothy] Oh true!
- [Justina] Let's share it like Lady and the Tramp.
- You ready? - Do it.
- You have to eat by yourself, Tim.
We're doin' the Darren Brand cake.
Ready?
Mm, you're delicious!
This is really good. (mumbles)
- Whatever, whatever!
- This angel food cake is so good.
- Oh, this is phat. - Yeah, this is phat.
- You know what that purple is though?
- What is it? - It's so good.
- Get your violin ready.
- Talk to me.
- It's ube, ube.
- All of that for that?
- Yep.
- Like oo bae.
- Oo bae! - Spell it!
Oo.
bae.
All right.
- That was really good.
It tastes like angel food cake.
Have you ever had? - Yeah super moist.
- Yeah, very moist.
- Very moist.
- I'm creamy, you're moist.
Let's see what Tim's all about.
- Sure.
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- Tim.
- Oh you want to do.
Yay!
- How should we do it?
- Let's do it, How you want to do it?
Uh-huh.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Timothy] Oh my goodness.
Oh, you know what that is?
It's a s'more, s'more cheesecake.
- Do you know what this is?
- It's sweet as (beep).
- Do you know what this is?
- It is really good.
- It's a mother (beep) forsureyourighton.
Oh, it sure is!
- That's what it is!
- I had to stop drivin' on that.
- You had to get out the car!
- [Timothy] Yeah, I did.
- That is a forsureyourighton.
Bussin'!
What is this? - Man, what is that?
- [Justina] I don't know which one I like the best.
- You know which one you like.
You know which one you like.
(bell dings)
Hello.
- You thought about it. (laughs)
- Oh, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, man, so, man, so.
(Justina and Timothy laugh)
- What the (beep) was that?
(stately classical music)
I don't know what this is, but it's the best one.
- I feel like red velvet is the cheapest.
It's gotta be. - How dare you!
- It's gotta be.
- Okay, obviously the black people are more expensive.
- You might be right. - But this has so many
layers though.
- I know. - It does.
- And it has nuts.
- [Darren] But that's why that's middle.
- [Timothy] Darren, how you feel?
Most expensive ube? - Black people most expensive.
- Well and here's the thing about it is
that's an Asian (beep).
Together.
- Done!
- Hey, but is this thing on?
- No, I swear.
Yo, yo, yo, I swear if y'all reach over here
and touch me again.
- Daquan, we're really sorry.
- We'll get you another one.
You're cool, right? - Thank you.
- You can do the rest of the day with one.
- It's fine. - Buh-bye.
Bouncy cheesecake which is the black people, $15.00 a cake.
Purple yam flavor from Japanese bakery
- Let's get it.
- Number two, cinnamon roll cheesecake.
Two cheesecake flavors in one, cinnamon and vanilla.
That's me and you!
- Are you tryin' to claim cinnamon and--
- I'm definitely cinnamon.
- Are you?
- Cinnamon's brown.
- I thought you was chocolate.
- [Darren] Topped with cream cheese frosting
and caramel from a national cheesecake chain.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We had it backwards.
- No we don't.
- Yes we did.
This should have - That's the middle!
- been cheapest. - This is the cheapest!
- We only got one right.
It's the middle - Oh (beep).
Damn!
- I was like, why is he reading
the most expensive one first?
- The black is the cheapest?
- Mm-hm.
- As delicious as it was it just looked
like food coloring. - Stop touchin' every
thing child.
- Darren, you should talk.
- I did this to prove a point.
- Oh.
- The most expensive, the red velvet cheesecake.
- [Timothy] What?
- $50 - It's expensive.
to be red. - a cake.
- Wow.
- [Darren] Mixtures of textures from high-end New York.
Of course, New York City, it's expensive up here.
- [Timothy] Mm-hm.
- Let's each wear our cake on our head.
- No!
- Who put this on my head?
Justina! - Oh, I did.
- Oh well. - I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- I'm Darren "Big Baby" Brand.
And she touches everything! - I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- (laughs) Bye!
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