(dramatic music
- Okay, everything's all set.
Just gonna replace my arc reactor.
All right, here we go, Tony.
It's a delicate process that requires
complete focus and silence
- Hey!
- Aaaugh!
- Whoa! Shocked to see me, huh? (laughing)
- Who are you?
What are you doing in my laboratory?
- You brought me in here.
I was part of your lunch.
- Ugh. Of all the days to skip lunch.
- Shouldn't skip meals, Tony.
It'll come back to haunt ya!
(ghostly laugh)
- Give me that!
Now scram.
I'm doing important work here.
- Yeesh.
I guess that's why they say never meet your idols.
You're way different in person.
- Am I?
- Yeah Tony.
The difference is really stark. (laughing)
- Ugh.
Tell you what.
Just call me Iron Man.
Think you can do that for me?
- Sure.
Hey Iron Man! Hey!
Hey!
- Yes?
- Hey Iron Man! Hey Iron Man!
- What?
- Is your girlfriend Iron Maiden? (laughing)
- No, as a matter of fact,
my girlfriend's name is Pepper.
- (gasp) You're dating Pepper?
Oh man, Salt's gonna be devastated when he finds out!
- Ugh, I don't have time for this.
- Ooh!
Hey Iron Man, are you friends with
Tin Man from Wizard of Oz?
- No.
- Have you met Jeremy Irons?
Oh, are you jealous they don't call
you the Man of Steel?
- No!
You do understand I'm not actually made of metal, right?
That's just my superhero name.
I am just a normal, everyday billionaire
genius playboy philanthropist,
made out of skin and bones.
Got it?
- (sniffles) For someone who claims
to not be made out of iron,
you sure have a hardened heart.
- You know it's funny you should bring up my heart.
Come here a sec, I need your help.
- Woohoo! I love being useful.
- Whatever.
Listen, you see this thing?
It's what keeps me alive.
It also is no longer working.
So I need you to put this new one in, okay?
- Um...
- Please?
Do it now.
Quickly!
- But I don't have any hands.
- You don't have any hands.
That's just perfect.
I need to swap in a new arc reactor
and I find myself dependent on
some citrus fruit with no arms.
- Are you going to die, Iron Man?
- If you keep wasting time, yes.
Listen to me- you're gonna have to get into the suit.
- Me?
- Yes you.
There's no other way.
Once inside you'll be able to operate the arms and--
- Woohoo!
I AM IRON MAN!
NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH,
NUH NUH NUH!
- Listen, just whatever you do, do not--
- Weeee!
- --fly around.
- I gotta say, Tony:
wearing this suit is a real BLAST! (laughing)
- Listen- arc reactor.
Now.
Can we focus up here please?
- Oh yeah!
You need me to reach in there, right?
- Yes, but first --
(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)
- -let me tell you exactly--
(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)
- -how to--
(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)
Would you stop and listen to me?
- Sorry! No ears (laughing)
Hey, I'm gonna fly this around and
dive bomb some people, cool?
Thanks, bye!
- Hey! Hey!
Screw it, I'll do it myself.
- Tony?
- Pepper.
I'm so glad you're here.
I almost died.
- Well I'm glad you didn't die,
because then we couldn't do THIS!
(kissing sounds)
Oh Tony, I know they look down
on our love but I don't care!
- Pepper, I have something very important to say to you.
Something I've been meaning to say for a while now.
- What is it, Tony?
- Well I'm thinking of giving up all this Iron Man business.
Partially because someone stole my suit.
But that's beside the point.
Pepper, what I want to tell you is:
dive bomb.
- What?
- Dive bomb!
(Pepper and Tony screaming)
(Annoying Orange laughing)
- Hey!
You stop that right now!
And give Tony back his suit.
- Whoa!
Pepper sure is salty!
Oh the IRON-y! (laughing)
(groaning)
(bouncy bright music)