>> DAMN, I COULDN'T WAIT FOR ALGEBRA TO END.
>> ME NEITHER. I WAS DYING TO MEET UP WITH MY
BEAT BUDDIES. >> HELL, YEAH.
WELL WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? SHOULD OUR AFTER SCHOOL RAP
GROUP COMMENCE? >> DEFINITELY.
YOU KNOW I LOVE TO FREESTYLE RAP.
BLAZE, YOU ON THE BEAT? >> YOU KNOW IT.
LET'S GO. ♪ WAKING UP ROLLING OUT
OF BED MY MOM CALLS ME A SLEEPY
HEAD ♪ ♪ NO CIGARETTES
I DO NOT SMOKE BUT IF YOU GOT WEED
I'LL HAVE A TOKE ♪ ♪ LEGS LOOKING SMOOTH WHILE
I DO MY GROCERIES SILKY AND SVELTE IN MY BRAND
NEW HOSIERY ♪ >> SORRY, WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
>> YEAH, WHO ARE YOU GUYS? >> NO, I THINK SHE'S TALKING TO
YOU, TOO. >> US, WE'RE YOUR FEMALE TEEN
PEERS. >> YES, FELLOW STUDENTS WHO
LEARN. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> WELL, WE'RE 9 LIKE YOU. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS?
>> WE'RE 15. >> OKAY, WELL, SO ARE WE.
WE'RE POST-PUBERTY BUT WE CAN'T YET JOIN THE MILITARY.
>> DID YOU SAY 9? YOU THINK WE'RE 9?
>> HEY, GANG, NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS, WHAT BRAND OF
SMOOTHING PANTY HOSE DOES THE RAP TEAM WEAR?
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS WONDERING, JAMIE.
I CAN'T GET ON STAGE IF I'M PLAGUED BY WORRY ABOUT UNSIGHTLY
LEG VEINS, AM I RIGHT, GIRLFRIENDS?
>> I COMPLETELY AGREE. MY PANTY HOSE COLOR IS SUN TAN
BEIGE. >> AND MINE IS CHICKEN TENDER
NUDE. >> WE DON'T REALLY WEAR PANTY
HOSE. >> YEAH, WE JUST HAVE THESE
T-SHIRTS AND JEANS. >> OKAY, ARE WE AN AFTER SCHOOL
RAP TEAM OR A TALKING ABOUT TIGHTS TEAM?
COME ON BLAZE. ♪ NEVER DO MY CHORES
AND NEVER DO A DISH THROW THE BASKETBALL AND
IT GOES SWISH ♪ ♪ PRAY FOR SOME GOOD LEGS
ON MY ROSARY COMPLETE LEG SUPPORT WITH
L'EGGS BRAND HOSIERY ♪ >> OKAY, WHY DO YOU TWO KEEP
BRINGING UP HOSIERY? >> OKAY, WE CONFESS.
WE ARE SALES REPRESENTATIVES THE L'EGGS BRAND HOSIERY.
YOU SEE, THEY COME IN THESE BIG EGGS THAT ARE NOT BIODEGRADABLE.
COOL RIGHT? WE TARGETED YOU AS TEENS WHOSE
STYLE AND FLARE IS HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL IN THE LOCAL
COMMUNITY. >> NO OFFENSE, BUT I DON'T EVEN
REALLY KNOW WHAT HOSIERY IS. LIKE, IS IT FOR GRANDMAS?
>> NO, IT'S FOR BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO GRADUATED COLLEGE AND ARE
WORKING A JOB IN HOPES THAT THEIR BOSS WILL ASK HER HAND IN
MARRIAGE. HERE, WE HAVE A SIMPLE POWER
POINT PRESENTATION TO EXPLAIN. EW, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.
HOW DISGUSTING. I CAN SEE EVERY SHADOW OF THE
KNEE. >> THAT'S NOT COOL.
THAT SUCKS. >> YEAH.
>> I WANT MY LEGS TO LOOK LIKE BEIGE SHEER COLUMNS FOR THE LOW,
LOW PRICE OF $8 FOR A PACK OF 24.
>> THAT IS A GOOD DEAL. >> IT JUST IS.
AND YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONES THAT THOUGHT THAT, IN THE 80s
AND 90s, EVERYONE WANTED HAIR LESS, ELEGANT LEGS WITH NO TOE
NAILS. >> DANG, THAT'S COOL.
>> YEAH, I SURE RELATE TO YOU THERE SISTER.
BUT THEN CAME THE NIGHTMARE, THE WHORE TRENDS OF THE EARLY 2000S.
MS. SPEARS WORE RAW LEGS AND TOE RINGS.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY WERE MISSING OUT ON THIS.
>> MY FAVORITE "L'EGGS" ARE THE "L'EGGS" MADE WITH THE "L'EGGS"
MEMORY YARN. I LOVE THEM.
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THESE. >> DAMN!
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, THOSE LEGS LOOK GOOD.
>> YEAH, I LOVE HOW "L'EGGS" LEAVES SOMETHING TO THE
IMAGINATION. >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS.
>> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, STUDENTS, DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?
>> WHOA, COOL! >> IS THAT A "L'EGGS" BRAND
VENDING MACHINE? >> FULL OF HOSIERY EGGS?
>> IT SURE IS. >> YEAH, AND YOU CAN KEEP IT IF
YOU EARN IT.