Hey! How are you?
Hi - Do I know you?
I'm Lucas, nice to meet you - you do now.
I'm Laura, nice to meet you. What are you up to Laura?
Nothing, just enjoying this beautiful weather.
Yeah. Yeah. Laura listen, I was looking at you from across the park.
and you're so gorgeous. Let me get your number!
Yeah! Yeah - you use Whatsapp?
Yeah - sure. Awesome, I'll message you there.
Here. Thank you. Laura have a beautiful day. Thank you.
See you tonight!
Hey! So I just spoke to them. They said 5 to 10 minutes wait. Oh , okay. Yeah, it's full. Okay.
But anyways- you were telling me about Brazil right? How did that go? Oh yeah!
So, it was beautiful. I loved the beaches. The Rio. The food was amazing. Oh God your eyes -
I'm sorry what were you saying? Uh - I don't remember.
My gatinha (my sweetheart)
Hey vida (life)
Eu amo (I love)
Babe, you know I was thinking we should go to the churrascaria tomorrow.
Oh yeah we should! You were talking about it last week - yeah.Yeah let's go - okay!
Oh your phone is ringing. Oh -
Babe - say hi to Rodrigo, he's my cousin. Hi! Hi!
Hi Lara! I have heard eveyrthing about you. How's that snoring problem going?
Ummm how do you know about the snoring? Don't you worry about it - I had the same problem.
You just turn to the side, it does wonders for you.
Hey I'll see you soon in Brazil. Everyone's already waiting for you -
My family baby - say hi. Hi! Ola Laura! (Hi Laura!)
Tchau, beijo.
Say beijo baby.
Did you like the idea - Is there anything you don't - you don't share with other people? I feel embarressed.
No - no!
Soo - I was thinking... yeah what's up?
My friend is getting married and I need a plus one for the wedding.
Mmhmm. Do you want to be my plus 1? Ah babe, Of course, I would love to! Yeah? Yeah, thank you.
Really? Yeah! 100%. Okay but -
Don't forget, it starts at 5 so you have to be there on time.
5 O'clock. No really - on time! You got it - don't forget. 5 o'clock - okay.
Oh my god bebe (baby) I know - I'm sorry! You're late! I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry bebe. You're always late! I know.
Perdao, amorzinho. I'm sorry - No I'm angry! I know. It's okay - it's okay, bebe, bebe.
bebe (baby)
Let's go!
Bebe, who's this guy right here? Right besides you in the photo? This one right here -
Are you under my insta-profile? Are you going to answer my question? Who's this guy? That's my brother.
Hm. Okay. Who's this guy liking all your photos? Your bikini photos, your butt photos -
Honestly, I don't know - but baby, you have nothing to worry about okay.
I'm not seeing anyone else. It's just you - okay? Hm, I guess.
Who's Maria the Butt?! Mr. Jealous. Baby - no - I don't know what you're talking about - baby!
I - baby - it's nobody, it's an old friend. Don't touch me. It's an old friend. Don't touch me.It's an old friend of mine - I can delete her!
Bebe, I'm going to go take a shower, okay? Again? Yeah - but you already took a shower in the morning.
I know - that was my morning shower.
Hey amor (Hey love). Hey!
Mmm- that smells so good! I know it's almost done. Mmhhm. baby, I'm gonna shower and -
I was thinking - do you want to join me? But I didn't have a shower today?
That's okay - I'll take care of that. No I have to cook - come on baby! I have to finish it! No, come on quick!
Quick - we'll make it quick! Oh - no!
I have to finish -
Hmmm - Oh baby! You put on some gordurinha (a little fat)! I like it! What - what's that?
You put on some weight, I like it - what?? Yeah - no baby you're -
You're more gostosa now. You're more gostosa - love it.
You look great.
He died with her- he loved her so much he died with her- would you die with me? Of course baby!
Oh - Brazil is playing!
Brazil is playing.
Can you get me a cervejinha bebe? (Can you get me a beer baby?) Yeah fine.
Vai! Vai! Vai! (go, go, go!)
O que e isso?! (Can't believe it!)
Golasso! (Goal!!!) Mano Meu Deus! (Man - oh God!)
Boa! (Nice one!)
Take 3. You're eyes -
I'm sorry, what were you saying? Uh, I don't remember.
They said that it will be a 5 -10 minute wait time. Okay - Tell me more about Brazil. How did that go?
Eae galera, beleza? (Hey everyone, all good?)
Hello Everybody! Hope you enjoyed our newest video - actually it wasn't so new! It's a remake of a Brazilian man video.
We did one about 5 years ago and it really needed some freshing up.
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Fala galera, beleza? Se voce gostou do video, da uma comentada, da uma curtida, compartilha - And! Continue - quebrando - as barreiras!