-Finally, guys, it's Tuesday, it's time for "WeTweet."
Here we go!
-♪ WeTweet ♪
♪ WeTweet ♪
-Welcome to "WeTweet."
This is where we, as a group,
decide something that we should post on Twitter.
I'm gonna show you five different tweets, and we're all
gonna vote on whether you like each one or not.
You all have voting clickers at your seats.
See them? Yeah, there you go there.
You can vote for all of them,
you can vote for none of them, whatever you want.
And we're gonna see the results live right now.
Higgins, you got one? -Got it.
-Roots, you have your clickers too? Tariq?
-Got 'em. -Whatever tweet gets the most
likes, we will tweet it out live on the show
so that you can all like it and "wetweet" it.
[ Audience ahs ] It's a shared experience.
Alright, you guys ready for this?
The first tweet is...
Yeah, there you go.
Alright. Quest, you're going to press thumbs up just to be nice?
-I like my job, man. -Yep, alright.
Higgins, what are you going to give it?
-You don't wanna know.
[ Laughter ]
-You don't think that's the one? -I don't, I don't.
-Alright, it's the first one out.
-This is a tester.
-They don't necessarily get better.
I'm just gonna say this.
[ Laughter ]
Just so we know right off the bat.
Okay, one in the middle might be better than this.
Who knows? -We don't know.
-Alright, but we kind of know the results here.
Everyone is just stunned. They already pressed down.
They're, like, looking at me. But let's see the results
so we know this is real and not -- Wow.
-Wow. Wow! -Wow!
That might be the worst one we've ever done.
-41, that's a record.
-Alright. [ Laughter ]
-Whoo! -You guys don't have to be that honest, okay?
It's up to you.
Humans did write those jokes.
I mean, they have feelings as well.
-Don't be cruel. -Alright.
This next one is, "I'm not scared of heights
but I am scared of when my waiter takes my order
without writing anything down."
[ Laughter ]
"No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, you want it medium?
Okay, yeah. No problem. No, I'll remember.
Yeah, okay, yeah. And you want that? Okay.
Okay, no, no problem, no, I'll remember.
Yeah, you want a side of that? Okay. You can't have that?
Okay. Is there any allergies?
Alright, I got it. I got it. No, I got it."
Let's see the results.
Oh! -Wow!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Now you're being nice.
I love you guys.
-Wow, that was backlash. -You guys are being so nice.
Thank you.
-That was like a whiplash effect.
-That was too nice 'cause that wasn't even that funny.
They're just being nice. -I feel guilty, yeah.
-But I love that you did that.
There's a lot of love in this room.
-They went, "This makes sense."
-This is good. I like this.
I mean, that's the extremes right there, yeah.
Alright. This next one here says...
[ Laughter ] -Ooh. Spicy.
-"A sensual back scratch."
-Mm. -[ Laughs ]
Yeah, come on. Why not? I don't know.
-Come on. Mother Earth? -Who knows. Mother Earth?
I love Mother Earth. -Yeah.
-"Sensual back scratch." -Yeah, I love it.
-That makes me laugh. "Sensual" makes me --
Alright, let's see the results on this one.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
Alright, good, not bad. [ Applause ]
Not bad. On other nights that would have won.
-Yeah. -But not tonight, no.
Alright, how about this one here?
[ Laughter ]
-Wow.
-I don't know.
-Is this called "WeedTweet" or "WeTweet"?
-No, not "weed" -- not "WeedTweet."
-Not "WeedTweet"? Okay. -No, "we."
-"WeTweet." Okay, got it. I'm voting.
-"Napkins should be called lapkins."
-Right. Because they go on your lap.
-That's correct. -Right.
Not chinkins, yeah. -Alright.
I think I know where this one's leaning.
Alright, let's see the results on this one.
Yeah, I agree, I agree. [ Sad tuba ]
I agree. Alright, here we go.
One last one to -- if we don't do this one,
then which one are we going with?
We're going with the waiter? -Yes.
-Yeah, we're going with the waiter one.
If not, then there's this one or the waiter one.
Alright, here we go. The last one is...
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty relatable.
-Yeah. -Yeah, I'm like,
"I know it's on that side.
I've been doing it for years."
You go, "No, it's not, it's on the other side."
Alright. Here we go.
Let's see the results on this one.
No, there we go! It's the waiter.
We're going with WeTweet number two.
[ Bell dinging ]
I will post this during the commercial break.
If you see it on your feed, give it a like,
give it a "wetweet," and enjoy.
Thank you for the honesty and the love.