- [Walter] I've just gotta finish dusting off
my collection here.
- I just gotta send one little email out.
Hold on one second.
Hey, there!
I'm Scooter.
- Hey, I'm Walter!
- Hello, I'm Miss Piggy.
- And I'm Kermit the frog.
(Pepper speaks in foreign language)
- I'm Pepper, the king prawn.
- And I am the Great Gonzo.
- And we are taking a Buzzfeed quiz--
- To find out which Muppet we are.
- I'm Scooter.
- As far as I know, I'm Walter.
- This is very meta.
(upbeat music)
- First things first,
how do you most like to spend your free time?
Watching a good movie, reading a good book,
talking to a good friend, sleeping, shopping,
or doing absolutely nothing.
- I never spend my free time.
You know, if it's free, I keep it.
- I guess I would say reading a good book.
I'm reading a book, "Lean In and Fall Over".
I've got the lean in part, working on the fall over part.
- I think shopping because you know,
I go with friends and I don't have to bring a credit card.
- For me, it's talking to a good friend or better yet,
you know, listening to a good friend.
How about you?
- Oh, shopping.
Duh!
Free time, work time, anytime.
- For me, it's sleeping.
I have really weird dreams.
At least I think they're dreams.
'Cause yesterday I woke up and there was a goat
riding a unicycle in my living room,
so that might've, (Pepper laughs)
well it might've actually happened.
- I love watching a good movie.
I mean, "The Muppet Movie," "The Muppets,"
"Muppets Most Wanted," "The Great Muppet Caper,"
"Muppets Take Manhattan," "Terms of Endearment,"
you name it.
- What?
- [Gonzo] Which Disney princess would you say
matches your personality best?
Tiana, Ariel, Belle, Rapunzel, Snow White or Moana?
- Snow White, because you know, with the Muppets,
I sometimes feel like I'm surrounded by the seven dwarves.
And they're all Grumpy.
- Watch it.
- Present company excluded.
- Moana!
She is fearless!
Just like I hope to be one day.
- I'd say Ariel, but I'm not a strong swimmer.
I guess lately Rapunzel.
They've locked me in a room, in an editing room,
with no escape.
- I would say Belle.
- Why?
- Because she's into beasts.
What's not to like about that?
- Okay. I say Moana.
- Why?
- I don't know.
- For me, Tiana.
"The Princess and the Frog"?
Been there, done that.
- [Gonzo] What word do you hope your closest friends use
to describe you?
- Incredible.
- Well, I was going to give you a choice.
- Oh, okay.
- [Gonzo] Smart, loyal, cool, funny,
hard-working, or perfection.
- Incredible.
- It's not on the list.
- I'm going to go with with smart.
Yeah, you know, it's a, it's a glasses thing.
They help with avoiding getting punched in the face
by a certain pig.
She aims for the solar plexus.
- Loyal.
'Cause I would do anything for my friends.
How about you?
- Do I even need to say it?
Perfection.
- Cool.
Yeah, cool.
- Okay. - I'm cool.
- I would pick hard-working.
- Why?
- Nobody does what I do by accident.
Takes a lot of hard work to make sure
the accident is perfect.
- Out of that list, I'm going to say funny.
I'm working closely with Fozzie to master the art of comedy.
Using his jokes so far, I've only mastered
the art of tragedy.
- [Miss Piggy] You're putting on a talent show
with your pals.
What's your talent?
Singing, stand-up comedy, dancing, magic tricks,
whistling or me being there is a talent.
- Uh, magic tricks. - Whoo.
- As long as it's a dangerous trick.
I am going to saw myself in half.
- Wow.
I go see this.
- Duh, whistling.
Whistling.
Heck, whistling is what I'm known for it.
Not, not that I'm known, but if I were known,
it would be for whistling.
- I can't whistle.
- No, you cannot.
- I can do all of those things,
but I think I have to say me being there
is talent enough.
Sometimes I just stand there and they applaud.
- I'm going to go with the standup because I tell jokes.
Do you want to hear a joke?
- Yes.
- Okay, what do you get when you cross an elephant
with a rhino?
- I don't know.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
- Elephino.
(both laugh)
- Ah, okay.
Well for me, I'm going to say singing.
You know, like this:
♪ Why are there so many-- ♪
- Yeah, okay, okay, we've heard that song enough.
Move on.
- Okay, but mine would probably be singing.
Well, actually beatboxing.
Here, watch.
(Scooter beatboxes)
♪ Scooter is my name ♪
♪ I don't drive a bus ♪
♪ Watch me on "Muppets" now streaming on Disney+ ♪
(Scooter beatboxes)
- Wow.
- I think it needs a little work, but you get the idea.
- [Kermit] Which actor would you want to play you
in a film about yourself?
Brad Pitt, Awkwafina, Will Smith,
Viola Davis, Dwayne Johnson, or Margot Robbie?
- It goes without saying, Brad Pitt.
- That's a great choice, Scooter.
- Thank you. - Brad Pitt.
Can you just give me just for a second?
Just a second.
- Of course.
(Walter laughs)
You okay?
- Yeah, I've got something in my eye.
- You okay?
- I'm going to go with Will Smith.
- Good choice.
I will go with Margot Robbie for obvious reasons.
- Will Smith, the fresh prince as the frog prince.
I kind of like that.
- I would say Awkwafina, hands down.
I mean, look, she's, she's an actor, comedian.
She, she writes, she produces, she's a rapper.
Look, if I ever learned how to even do one of those things,
she'd be perfect to play me.
- For me, Viola Davis.
Well, I mean, we're very good friends
and we both have, no, wait.
Wait, no.
She's the one with the Oscar.
I don't have one yet.
Anyways, we're good friends.
And friends let friends borrow their Oscars, right Viola?
- [Gonzo] What are you most likely to be doing
at a party?
Dancing, chatting with friends, eating, singing karaoke,
looking for the exit, or hosting.
- Could it be your party?
- Yes.
- Then I wouldn't go.
- I'm going to say dancing.
Look, I'm amazing at it.
Watch.
- Yes.
Look at him go.
- I mean, yeah.
It's better with music, of course.
- Oh, that's easy.
Chatting with friends.
It can be loud there at parties.
And if someone asked an awkward question,
you can pretend you didn't hear 'em.
- Singing karaoke and eating kale simultaneously.
- I would be looking for the nearest exit, I think.
Yeah. - Oh?
- Yeah, you know, I've been to a lot of parties
with the Muppets and it's always good to know
where the exit is.
- And the location of the fire extinguisher.
- Hosting, because it would be my party.
I'm a big, you know, party animal guy.
(Pepper laughs)
- Yeah.
- For me, eating.
I start with the dessert cart and work my way backwards.
- [Gonzo] And finally, pick a little something
to enjoy on Disney+.
"The Mandalorian," "Hamilton,"
"High School Musical The Musical The Series,"
"Diary of a Future President,"
"Encore," or "Disney's Fairy Tale Weddings".
- "Hamilton".
Because we both speak Spanish and I like rap opera.
- I'm going to say "Disney Fairy Tale Weddings".
It's so romantic.
- Oh, yes.
- "Hamilton".
I adore Lin Manuel.
Plus I want to make sure he's not making any ham jokes.
- I'm going to go with "High School Musical".
It's nice to see that, you know,
you can put on a show without chickens and penguins
and you know, there's other ways to do it.
- For me, it's the show "Encore".
It's about putting on a show and you know,
that's what I love the best.
And I'd pick "The Mandalorian," because just between us,
when he takes off the helmet, I hear he looks just like me.
(Pepper laughs)
- I got Walter!
- Hey!
- Oh, the validation.
Sweet validation!
- Whoa.
- I got Miss Piggy!
I got me, I got me!
If I was anybody but me, I'd be upset.
- I can't believe I got Miss Piggy.
- And I got Walter?
- Let's see, I got Scooter.
Hey!
I love that guy.
- I got Kermit.
Great!
Yay!
- Breaking news.
- Buzzfeed's, "Which Muppet Are You? Quiz" is on point!
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - I learned that you, Scooter.
- [Walter] Yeah. Like that?
- [Scooter] Yeah.
It's a little bit. It's like, yeah.
- [Walter] Yeah.
- [Scooter] Yeah, there you go.
- [Walter] Oh, thanks.
(upbeat music)