I’D HAVE ALL THE FAT SUCKED OUT, I WOULD DANCE AROUND LIKE A
YOUNG KID POP STAR.
>> WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER
SINCE WE WRAPPED OUR MOVIE, SO
WE DID A SOUND STOP AT WARNER
BROTHERS.
BROTHERS. >> THAT MEANS ADDITIONAL
RECORDING.
RECORDING. KATHIE WOULDN’T EXPLAIN THAT TO
YOU BECAUSE SHE’S IN THE MOVIES.
>> WE’LL SEE, WON’T WE?
>> SHE’S IN THE MOVIES.
HE SAID, I WAS JUST HOPING IT
WOULDN’T SUCK.
WOULDN’T SUCK. >> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE
MOVIE?
MOVIE? >> IT’S PRETTY GOOD.
>> THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID TO
ME.
ME. WE’VE GOT A --
>> I DIDN’T SAY THAT, I ACTUALLY
SWORE, BUT I NEVER WENT "DUH."
APART FROM THE DRAGON MOVIES,
BUT USUALLY I’M IN STUFF THAT
SUCKS, YOU KNOW.
THAT’S MY SIGNATURE MOVE.
I DO CRAP.
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, HEY, IT’S THE
CRAP GUY.
CRAP GUY. I’M LIKE, HEY, HEY, HEY.
I’M IN THE CRAP THING THAT YOU
LAUGHED AT.
LAUGHED AT. THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD SO
I THINK IT’S GOING TO CONFUSE A
LOT OF PEOPLE.
PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
>> HE IS THE MOST AMAZING
LEADING MAN IN THIS.
>> WILL YOU TELL PEOPLE QUICKLY
WHAT THE STORY LINE IS?
>> THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF
SURPRISES IN IT.
BASICALLY IT’S A WOMAN AND MAN
WHO HAVE-- WOMAN NAMED ANNABEL W
HAS LIVED A PRETTY DULL LIFE.
>> I PLAY ANNABEL.
>> SOMETHING BRINGS HER TO
SCOTLAND, AND THIS MAN RUNS AN
INN, OSTENSIBLY.
INN, OSTENSIBLY. THEN YOU REALIZE DURING THE
COURSE OF THE MOVIE THAT NOTHING
IS AS IT SEEMS.
IT’S A ROMANTIC MOVIE THAT GIVES
PEOPLE HOPE THAT THEY COULD EVER
FIND LOVE AGAIN, MUCH LESS
HAPPINESS AND JOY.
>> WHILE YOU CELEBRATE, I’M
GOING TO GO SEE IT.
I’M DEFINITELY GOING TO SEE IT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS THE NICEST
THING?
THING? HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE MEGAN SENT ME
THE NICEST TEXT.
SAID SHE WATCHED IT WITH HER
MOM, WHO WAS A WIDOW, AND HOW
MUCH IT MEANT TO HER.
SHE DIDN’T MIND OUR SEX SCENES.
>> THEY’RE NOT THAT SEXY, THE
SEX SCENES.
SEX SCENES. I MEAN, COME ON.
LET’S BE HONEST.
>> THERE WAS A BATHTUB IN ONE OF
THE SCENES.
THE SCENES. >> AND HE’S IN THE SHOWER.
>> HOW EASILY CAN YOU GET
THROUGH THAT WITHOUT SPANX TO
GET THROUGH A SEX SCENE?
THAT’S NOT A THING.
DON’T WORRY, IT’S VERY PG.
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR GRANDMA.
>> THERE WAS ONE TIME, DO YOU
REMEMBER?
REMEMBER? >> I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THAT.
THAT. THAT’S A THING WE DID IN FILM.
I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD TALK
ABOUT THAT.
ABOUT THAT. I FEEL LIKE WHEN I GET HERE,
IT’S VERY OBVIOUS THAT I DON’T
REALLY BELONG IN A MORNING TYPE
PERIOD.
PERIOD. I FEEL LIKE I’M A GUY WHO JUST
ROLLED IN OFF THE FREEWAY OR
SOMETHING, LIKE HEY, LADIES, HOW
YOU DOING?
YOU DOING? >> I HAVE TO TELL THE STORY.
I TOLD YOU YOU COULD TELL IT IN
YOUR COMEDY TOUR.
THERE IS A SCENE WHERE I COME
OUT OF THE SHOWER, AND I’M IN MY
ROBE, WRAPPING UP MY WET HAIR.
HE’S IN BED.
THE WARDROBE PEOPLE VERY SWEETLY
COME TO ME AND THEY GO, SEE,
YOUR G-STRING LINES ARE THERE.
WOULD YOU MIND JUST TAKING IT
OFF FOR THE SCENE?
NO, I HAVE A ROBE ON.
THAT’S FINE.
THAT’S FINE. THETSD
THETSD THEY SAID, WE’LL GIVE YOU
SOMETHING.
SOMETHING. >> GIVE YOU SOMETHING?
>> FOR MODESTY’S SAKE.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO
DESCRIBE IT, BUT IT’S SOMETHING
THAT IS PLACED ON YOUR THING --
>> I DON’T KNOW HOW IT STAYS ON.
THAT’S WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
>> IT’S SUPPOSED TO STICK.
BUT IT WAS SO HOT.
AND WE WERE IN THIS ROOM.
WE’RE ABOUT 12 HOURS SHOOTING
THIS ONE SCENE.
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN -- IT JUST
FALLS OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
>> IT WAS BAD.
>> HE CONTINUED -- WHO WAS THAT
ACTOR YOU PLAY ALL THE TIME.
"IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE SCENE."
>> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCENE,
MS. GIFFORD’S MODESTY GUARD FLEW
ACROSS THE ROOM, EXCITING THE
MANY ANIMALS THAT WERE THERE.
>> WHAT’S GOING ON?
>> WE LOST HIM.
IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS
I WILL NEVER FORGET.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I DON’T KNOW.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT Y’ALL ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
TALKING ABOUT. >> I’M SORRY, IT WAS TOO INSIDE.
>> BUT IT WAS CUTE.
SO YOU ARE IN A MOVIE.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> THE ANIMATED MOVIE, THE
DRAGON MOVIE.
DRAGON MOVIE. >> DO YOU PLAY GOBER?
>> YES.
>> YES. >> THIS IS "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR
DRAGON
DRAGON DRAGON," IF YOU GUYS KNOW.
YOU’VE BEEN VOICING THE
CHARACTER SINCE 2010.
LET’S TAKE A LOOK.
>> ONE DAY YOU’LL HAVE TO SNIP
THOSE APRON STRINGS AND LET
TOOTHLESS FLAP HIS WINGS.
IT REMINDS ME OF YOU.
WHERE DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM?
>> WHO?
>> WHO? >> THOSE BLOODY HOBGOBBLERS.
I SWEAR THEY’RE POPPING UP
FASTER THAN RABBITS.
I THINK THEY WANT TO EAT ME.
>> BY THE WAY, CRAIG, ONE OF
YOUR CO-STARS SNUCK IN HERE TO
THE ORANGE ROOM.
>> OH, TOOTHLESS IS HERE.
HEY, BUDDY.
HEY, BUDDY. >> I THINK TOOTHLESS IS GOING TO
COME OUR WAY.
COME ON, TOOTHLESS, YOU CAN DO
IT.
IT. >> HE’S VERY NICE.
>> HERE HE COMES.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. THAT’S PRETTY COOL.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> WATCH, EVERYBODY, BECAUSE
DRAGON POOP IS VERY SLIPPERY.
>> HE’S A FRIENDLY DRAGON, I
GATHER.
GATHER. >> YES, HE IS.
YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THESE MOVIES?
>> NO.
>> NO. HOW DID I MISS THEM?
I WAS WAUPGTCHING ALL THE "SEX A
THE CITY" RERUNS.
I SAW A CLIP.
AREN’T THEY FOR CHILDREN?
>> THEY’RE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS
THE DOLLARS TO PAY FOR ’EM.
>> LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE
ON YOUR COMEDY TOUR RIGHT BEFORE
CHRISTMAS.
CHRISTMAS. >> WAIT A MINUTE, BECAUSE I WAS
DOING A SHOW NEAR WHERE YOU
LIVE, AND YOU CAME BY TO SAY HI,
AND YOU SAID -- I THINK YOU LEFT
BEFORE THE SHOW.
>> YOU DIDN’T EVEN STAY FOR THE
SHOW?
SHOW? >> OF COURSE I DIDN’T STAY FOR
THE SHOW.
THE SHOW. >> YOU’RE LIKE, I’M NEARBY, I’LL
COME BY AND SAY HI.
ARE YOU GOING TO STAY FOR THE
SHOW?
SHOW? NO.
NO. >> I’VE SEEN YOUR SHOW.
>> NOT THIS ONE.
I WAS DOING A SPECIAL SHOW FOR
YOU, ONE WHERE YOUR THING FLIES
OFF.
OFF. >> NO, BECAUSE I HAD THE SHOW IN
THE MORNING.
THE MORNING. YOU DIDN’T START UNTIL LIKE 9:00
AND THEN IT WAS GOING TO BE --
>> THE GROWN-UP HOURS.
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT
CRAIG, SO MANY PEOPLE DON’T
REALIZE IT BECAUSE HE’S GOT THIS
WILD AND CRAZY SORT OF
REPUTATION.
REPUTATION. HE’S AN UNBELIEVABLE FAMILY GUY.
YOU WERE SO READY TO GO HOME TO
YOUR WIFE AND YOUR CHILDREN AND
YOUR SCOTLAND.
YOUR SCOTLAND. HE’S MOVED BACK.
>> SCOTLAND IS MY ENTIRE -- IT’S
NOT MINE, YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YOU’RE THE RICHEST MAN IN
SCOTLAND.
SCOTLAND. >> I AM NOT THE RICHEST MAN IN