(crashing sound)
(hawk screeches)
- Oh crap, that desert bird is gonna poke
our fricken eyes out.
- Alright, let's just think about it, if like,
Beyonce was here, right?
She'd make that tire get into formation.
She'd make lemonade out of that tire.
- No, Beyonce is not here.
And, Beyonce is a music video queen, okay?
We're just a couple of assholes stuck in the desert!
- Listen!
Sure, on the outside we may be a couple of assholes,
but on the inside, we've got that teeny tiny nugget
of music video hoe-fessional buried way deep down.
All women do!
So, let's channel that nugget,
and let's make this tire our bitch!
(lively electronic music)
- Wrench.
- Jack
- Itty bitty tire
- Let's do this.
♫ Lug nuts, lug nuts, loosen up your lug nuts
♫ You're a badass girl with a lug nut wrench
♫ Don't need nothin' in the hood
♫ Don't open it up
♫ All you need girl is a mutha fuckin lug nut
♫ There's always a manual if you need any help
♫ You're a tire changing bad bitch
♫ And you're feeling yourself
♫ Ahh
- Hey, did you loosen these in a star shaped pattern?
- Huh?
- Did you loosen the lug nuts in a star shaped pattern?
- You mean like it says in the italicized footnotes,
section 9b, page 86 of the Goddamn owner's manual?
- Queen!
♫ Lug nuts, lug nuts, loosen up the lug nuts
♫ You're a bad ass girl with a lug nut wrench
♫ Find a flat place, behind your tire
♫ To place your jack
♫ Jack it up, jack it up, yeah
♫ You got your tools
♫ You're lifting your car
♫ Not a full out goddess but you're not that far
- So like, you fly, shit like that?
That's so cool.
- Dude, a little help here?
- Oh, Sorry coming.
(heels clicking on pavement)
♫ Lug nuts, lug nuts, loosen up the lug nuts
♫ You're a badass girl with a lug nut wrench
♫ Loosen the nuts, all the way
♫ Uh-Huh
♫ Find a safe spot, a spot where you won't lose 'em
♫ Like your pocket or your bra
♫ Somewhere specific in your car
♫ In your hand or with a friend but just don't lose 'em
♫ Really don't lose 'em
♫ Like seriously don't lose 'em
♫ Gotta drive with your uncle
♫ who smells weird if you lose 'em
♫ Ew
♫ Now's the time
♫ It's time
♫ To take off the tire
♫ Tire
♫ Production paid for the permits
♫ We'll light it on fire
♫ Sparks
♫ We're pulling it off
♫ Ah
♫ We're pulling it off
♫ Ah
♫ We're getting it off
(grunting)
- What the hell?
- There's still a lug nut on it.
- What?
We just sang a whole song about lug nuts.
- I know.
I'll get it.
- Okay.
♫ Lug nuts, lug nuts, loosen up your lug nuts
♫ You're a badass girl with a lug nut wrench
♫ Fasten on the spare
♫ You're work is done
♫ We'll drive away, two tire queens into the sun
♫ You're a tire queen
- We literally are tire queens.
- I know, that was like, much easier than I thought,
and it's cute.
- It is so cute. Yay!
- Its so cute.
(car door closes)
(car door opens)
(keys jingle)
(car door closes)
- Oh no.
- You left that battery running while playing that song?
(exasperated sigh)
(hawk screeches)
(rushing sound)
(hinge swinging)