We all know that,
in America, many people dislike Donald Trump,
but it turns out, in England, they also don't like him.
TV REPORTER: Mr. Trump and the first lady
also visited Windsor castle for his first meeting
with Queen Elizabeth, which had some awkward moments.
TV REPORTER: As the visit was taking place, tens of thousands
of protesters took to the streets of London
carrying signs with messages like,
"Trump not welcome" and "Dump Trump."
TV REPORTER: The streets of London swelled with tens
of thousands of people protesting President Trump,
including an inflatable Trump baby blimp.
You got to give Trump props, man, I will say.
It's impressive how protests follow him everywhere.
Right? Do you ever think about that?
Like, protests go everywhere Trump is.
He's like that dirty kid from Charlie Brown.
Yeah, he just carries the resistance wherever he goes.
Like, at this point, I just imagine protesters
even following him into the bathroom, just chanting,
"This is what democracy smells like."
And if the British disliked Trump before he arrived,
his visit only made things worse.
TV REPORTER: The president breeched British protocol
by publicly disclosing the details
of a conversation he had with Queen Elizabeth.
He broke royal protocol by walking in front of the queen,
but she quickly stepped forward to correct the error.
He also today, had tea with the queen.
He did keep her waiting for ten minutes.
TV REPORTER: Video recorded the very punctual 92-year-old queen
checking her watch prior to the president's arrival.
Good Lord.
Is there... is there any rule he didn't break?
It's like, (British accent): "President Trump in hot water
after pushing the queen into the royal swimming pool."
For more on Trump's U.K. visit,
we're joined by an actual British person,
Gina Yashere, everybody!
(cheers and applause)
Gina, um...
In the U.S., in the U.S.,
Trump's U.K. visit seemed to not go so well,
but, as a British person, what do you think?
(chuckles) It was an unmitigated disaster, Trevor.
This cockwomble--
Yeah, that's what I called him--
he came-- came to our country and insulted us.
I mean, look what he did to our queen.
He's cutting her off like he's trying to beat her
to the early bird special.
Look, it wasn't just the protocol that he messed up.
Trump was straight rude.
He insulted our prime minister on tape
before he even met with her,
and then he blamed the mayor of London, Sadiq Khan,
for terrorism, obviously 'cause he's Muslim
and it must have been one of his cousins.
Wow. You know, after this,
I-I bet you wish that Trump had never come at all.
(laughing): Are you kidding? On the contrary.
I wish he'd pop by more often.
But, Gina, you just said that everyone in Britain hated it.
Exactly, everyone.
The United Kingdom has never been so united.
(cheering)
Yeah.
(cheering and applause)
Look, Brexit tore us apart
but Donald Trump brought us back together.
I mean, before him, nobody cared about the royals.
We were, like, they don't work, they do nothing!
Our taxes pay for them to live on posh welfare.
They're Downton Abbey meets Shameless.
But Trump walks in front of our queen,
and I was like, but this is the mother of our nation, damn it.
She's the jewel in our crown.
Put this man in stocks and slap his balls with a wet crumpet.
(laughter)
Slap...
Slap his balls with a wet crumpet?
Look, nobody wins here, Trevor.
His balls get crushed,
and we waste a perfectly good crumpet.
(laughter)
But, look, the point is
Trump's visit has been good for the U.K.
He inspired us to get our literary juices flowing.
I mean, look at how creative our protest signs were.
(laughs): Look, bellend. I mean...
That's the head of a penis. I don't know if you know that.
It's poetic.
Trump also got British Jamaicans to come to the fray.
I have never seen "bumbaclart" written on a sign before.
(laughter and applause)
This is progress.
Look, we even came up with our own new curse words.
I mean, here's my personal favorite:
wankmaggot.
(laughter)
It's beautiful.
It rolls off the tongue.
Look, Trevor, I've heard of wanker.
I've heard of maggot.
But I never considered the power of the combination.
(laughter and applause)
Look, they were so good, they inspired me
to come up with my own Trump insults.
Scone fiddler.
(bleep) biscuit.
And here's a good one: Westminster flabby.
(cheering and applause)
Well-well, Gina, if you guys enjoyed having Trump so much,
why don't you keep him, then?
(laughs) Yeah, nice try, Trevor.
Look, Trump is like a baby nephew.
You dropped him off, he shat himself,
you can have him back now.
Gina Yashere, everybody.