- So you got me wrong.
- So, I got you wrong!
- You understand now?
- I do, but see, I knew you were a fire sign
just right off the fuckin' get go.
Normally Leo's aren't that fuckin' bitchy with me.
You know what I mean?
(laughter)
- I'm sassy, thanks!
- Sassy, sassy.
My apologies, sister.
(In the Hall of the Mountain King playing)
I'm Loki Tier.
I work in a Japanese restaurant as a server,
and I'm also a rune reader, worker, and energy healer.
I energy heal using the runes.
I work distance lot of the time and clients from all over
the world, South Africa, Asia, Europe.
So, today it seems like we are gonna be doing sun signs.
Sun is the soul, the moon is the mind, and the ascendent
or the rising is the perception of the personality.
Guessing the sun sign right off the bat can be a little
tricky just given that everybody has this unique cocktail
going on within them, but, hey, I'm down to give it a go.
Hello, beautiful people!
I'm super excited.
I can feel a lot of vibrant personalities.
I'm gonna make a damn fool of myself.
(laughter) (Loki clears throat)
So, are you currently in a relationship?
- Last one ended November.
- Did you break up with them or did they break up with you?
- Left me.
- And how did you react to that?
How did you handle the situation emotionally?
- I bought a sword.
(laughter)
Edged weapons.
It's my thing.
- So, you clearly have a sharp intellect.
I'm gonna give you Libra.
- Alright.
- Hey, there.
- How you doin'?
- Good, how are you?
- I'm well, thank you.
- When was your last relationship,
if you're not currently in one?
- Long time ago.
I was tryin' to rekindle something and it didn't work out.
- Okay, so you like comfortability?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- You can say that.
(laughter)
- That's what the work ultimately is.
It's deep therapy.
So I'm just gonna give you Taurus.
(laughter)
I'm picking up some fire from you.
Do you get mad over just and little ole thing,
or does it take a lot to get you riled up?
- It takes me a lot to get angry.
- Wow.
That's earthy as fuck.
(laughter)
I'm gonna go with Virgo.
- Thank you.
- Mhmm.
Have you ever been told that you have two people
living inside of you?
And no, it's not a Gemini reference, there are more than one
sign that have a split personality, so to speak.
- I wouldn't say so, no.
- Would you consider yourself psychic?
- No.
- Do you ever have prophetic dreams or ocular dreams?
- Deja vu quite a bit.
- Ah.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Sagittarius, final answer.
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Hmm. - Hmm.
- Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
There's certainly some air in there.
Do you like to cook?
- I love to cook.
- You love to cook?
- And I love to eat.
- Food makes the world go round.
(clicks tongue)
(singing) Brain fart.
I'm gonna give you Cancer.
I mean (laughter) that was a really, really awful statement.
(laughter)
I am not gonna give you cancer.
I am not that powerful.
- What y'all doin' here?
- No cancer, no cancer, no cancer.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
You are welcome.
- Get one of them crystals, okay?
- Hematite, hematite.
- Hello, how are you? - Hi.
Good.
How are you?
- Good, good.
What do you do for a living?
- I am a film student right now.
- So, artsy.
Artsy, artsy, artsy.
Pisces.
- Alright.
- And I am getting a lot of Piscean energy from you.
Mmm, nice tickle indeed.
- Ooh, okay.
- Watch, she's gonna be like an Aries or some shit.
(laughter)
You ever been called crazy?
Just off the bat. - Of course.
- Yeah.
(cross talk)
See, I'm non-binary as well, but just as a human being.
- The number one-
- Does it ever feel like there are a couple of screws
loose sometimes?
- Yeah.
- Gemini. (laughter)
- The number one word used to describe me is weird.
Thank you.
- Absolutely.
Hello.
Do you have a relationship?
- Couple of years.
- A couple of years?
You like to play submissive, but you're really
holding the reigns.
Yeah?
- So true.
- Leo.
Hello, how are you?
- Good.
I am not in a relationship.
- Ooh.
Damn, you are quick and witty indeed.
- I have a rotation.
- How many people do you juggle at once,
if you don't mind me asking?
- Four or five.
- Fuck yeah.
- Ask me more questions.
- Ooh, you're an Aries.
- You didn't ask me any cool questions.
- I don't think I need to ask you any more questions.
(laughter)
Are you in a relationship?
- I am.
- Yeah, how long has that been?
- I don't keep track.
- You don't keep track.
- But he's hot.
- He's hot, that's what's important, isn't it?
- Really hot.
- Are you more dominant in the relationship?
- I think we're both equally distant, so.
- Equally distant.
- I think we're both equally distant.
- Capricorn or Scorpio?
- Scorpio sounds sexier.
- I'm gonna give you Scorpio just because you liked it.
- Yeah, it's sexy.
- Yeah, it is.
It is sexy.
I already know what I'm gonna give you.
That's the one that came to my mind when I first saw you.
- Aquarius? - So, Aquarius.
- Alrighty.
- Last but not least, hopefully.
- Last but not least.
Absolutely not least.
Capricorn, little bit of a hidden freak.
Let's go with that one for now.
And I'm gonna start playing switch-a-rooni here.
I'm gonna switch Sagittarius and Capricorn.
(dramatic music)
Nobody!
Except you see, I got the Pisces sister!
Okay, so what is everybody?
Aquarius.
Sup, Leo?
- You get it now?
(laughter)
- I got him wrong.
I assigned you Libra, but yeah, Aquarius makes sense
because Aquarius is air that reads a little bit
like water, it has a water-like quality to it.
Thank you, Aquarius.
- Overall, I think he got a little bit right about me
other than what he guessed. (laughter)
- I'm a Cancer, and you guessed me wrong.
(laughter)
- What did I guess?
It was Taurus. - You gave me Taurus.
- So you're a lover.
- I'm the type of guy that every girl wants,
but they only want for a little bit until they go
with somebody else.
- But all that means is that, when the right person
comes along who really recognizes how deep
that nourishment of yours runs, they'll stick around
for a long time.
- Sagi, Sagi, Sagi.
- I'm your Sagi.
- Are you into this at all?
- I think it's fun, but I am not into astrology.
- The value that I found in astrology is recognizing
the relationship in how everything's kinda connected, right?
- Over my head.
(laughter)
- I guessed you fuckin' wrong.
- Yeah.
Twice.
- Twice.
Twice!
I'll have to look at your chart, 'cause I imagine
you have a lot of different things going on.
Hi, Aries.
- Yep, you guessed me wrong.
- Obviously I'm shit at guessing, so.
So are you super into astrology at all?
- I don't get too much into it.
I don't want it to totally dictate my life,
but I consider it.
- Yeah, not at all.
Whether or not you're an Aries or a Scorpio or anything,
all the signs on one level or another exist inside of you.
All of them are just really fantastic ways of kind of
parsing yourself out mythologically and kind of seeing
that inner clockwork.
- Gotcha, okay.
(laughter)
Thank you.
- Pisces sister.
The one that I got right. - Yes!
- I mean, I don't even know if that this point
I would even have any ground to say that I sensed it
on any real level, but I mean-
- We connected.
Well, I'm glad that I at least got you right.
- Yeah.
- Virgo.
Ah, you are a Virgo.
- Not Gemini though.
- But looking at, you're very Virgo.
You're a Virgo, yes.
Capricorn!
The hidden freak. - And you guessed me wrong.
- I did guess you wrong.
Do you resonate with your sign at all,
or are you not super into this whole thing?
- No, I'm into it.
I think it's fun.
- Do you know your moon and your rising?
- No.
- Oh, you should look it up.
I think you'd have fun if you're into the,
what do you even call astrology?
The pseudo-signs?
I guess, for academic stringency?
- So you got me wrong.
- So, I got you wrong!
- Do you understand now?
- I do, but see, I got your fire element right.
I knew you were a fire sign just right off
the fuckin' get go.
Normally Leo's aren't that fuckin' bitchy with me.
You know what I mean?
(laughter)
- I'm sassy, thanks!
- Sassy, sassy.
My apologies, sister.
(laughter)
- (singing) Gemini.
- You really fucked this up.
(laughter)
- I did really fuck this up.
- Gemini's are not crazy, by the way.
(Loki making uncomfortable noises)
The word you're looking for is eccentric.
- Eccentric.
Yeah, but I should've fuckin' known that you were Gemini.
- Hey.
(Loki clicking tongue)
So you didn't ask me all the questions,
you asked the relationship one.
I've been married for 10 years.
- Oh, my god.
- Taurus, okay?
- See, but I had already given Taurus away.
And so I went based off of surface characteristics
instead of going a little bit deeper,
and I apologize.
- Apparently I'm the sexy sign,
so I'm a little offended.
- What do you think of your sign?
Are you into it at all?
- I'm totally a Scorpio.
I know as much as that.
- Scorpio is interesting in that it's a water sign
but it reads like fire, and there is that venomous sting.
Right?
- Oh, yeah.
Don't cross me. (laughter)
(dramatic music)
- I was very deceived by a lot of people's superficial
personality traits and aesthetic.
So I definitely learned a lot about probing people
a little bit more when doing astrological surveys, for sure.
And I hope that everybody else had a good time, too.
(laughter)
(clapping)