All right, tWitch, believe it or not, there's
someone who kissed more people on TV than you.
I'm talking about the Bachelor, of course.
He does a lot of kissing.
Look, they're putting the kids away
because we're talking about The Bachelor.
[LAUGH]
All right, so there's a lot of kissing on The Bachelor.
But there's some mouth action that I've noticed.
I don't know if you've noticed this.
But I was very distracted by one of the women on the show.
Just watch her mouth.
What?
We're going straight to the rose ceremony tonight.
I think that I've given you answers when you ask.
Yes, but then Kelsey asked.
You said no.
I never said [BLEEP] you did on the couch.
I didn't start the [BLEEP].
I heard that from someone from else.
From who, then?
If she wants to stand up and make a fool of herself,
you go right on ahead.
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It's like she's a trying to get broccoli out of her teeth.
But there was no broccoli there.
All right, there's a story I saw in the news
that I want to mention.
It affects someone on my staff.
If you've been following my show,
you know that Andy, my producer, has started a slow walk
movement.
If you follow him on Instagram, he is on a treadmill.
And he's called it Slow Walking.
And now he's up to-- what are you, three or four followers,
huh?
[LAUGHTER]
It's a lot more than that.
All right, how many followers do you have?
A lot.
And it's an international movement.
OK.
All right.
I just saw this headline.
This says "slow walkers are more likely to age faster."
It's not real.
Well, it's fake news?
Yeah.
OK.
Well, I don't know.
Because I saw the video you posted this morning.
And maybe you don't see yourself the way everybody else does.
Good morning, slow walkers.
Andy Lassner here.
Happy Sunday.
You probably noticed how good my hair looks.
That's because I got a haircut today.
Yeah, well, you look great now.
You look really good.
Our hair and makeup people do a wonderful job.
Before we go to break, I want to thank my friends
at Honey Nut Cheerios for sponsoring our Valentine's Day
show.
Today, Andy Zenor is in our Honey Nut Cheerios Skybox,
which is filled with Cheerios--
[BUZZING]
Oh, and real honeybees are up there, also.
Hi, Ellen.
This is great.
Yeah, Andy.
Tell us about the Honey Nut Cheerios.
Well, Honey Nut Cheerios-- ow--
are delicious-- son of a-- and they believe--
God-- that when you do good, that your heart feels good.
Ow!
All right, well I'm glad you're feeling good, Andy.
And all of you are going to feel good this Valentine's Day.
Because you're all getting a special edition box of heart
shaped Honey Nut Cheerios-- oh, the bees stopped--
and a $150 Visa gift card, as well.
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We'll be back.