[music playing]
- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
- Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward!
I rock!
[music playing]
- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
- Squid, Squid, Squidward! - Squid, Squid, Squidward!
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
Squidward--
Squidward!
- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! - Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
[music playing]
♪ I hate people People hate me ♪
♪ I prefer my own best company ♪
♪ Single and secluded On my own ♪
♪ I can have the best of times All alone ♪
♪ Because I hate ♪
♪ People ♪
♪ Hello, ladies ♪
♪ When my tear ducts give issue ♪
♪ I can't use just any tissue ♪
♪ I need four ply, four ply, Four ply when I cry ♪
- Hey, that is not Boys Who Cry! - Yeah!
- Boo! - Boo!
This stinks!
Daddy, how could you?
I... gave... you... a... list!
[sobbing]
Pearl, come back!
[splattering]
A little music should soothe their hunger!
[chanting]
Hey, what is that sound?
Wait, it's him, the handsome man!
[cheering]
Beautiful and talented, what more do they want?
Don't worry, folks, there's more where that came from!
This place is amazing!
♪ Isn't this great? Isn't this neat? ♪
♪ I'm a living work of art From my head to my feet ♪
♪ From the very first drawings On walls in caves ♪
♪ Art has been What the heart and soul craves ♪
♪ So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen ♪
♪ If you don't like this one Paint it again ♪
♪ From now on, please call me Sir Real ♪
♪ I can wait for your impression to congeal ♪
♪ Take it from an under sea Renaissance man ♪
♪ I'd even look great On the side of your van ♪
♪ Any way you carve it I am art and art is me ♪
♪ Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the schism ♪
♪ Between minimalism and cubism ♪
♪ My personality May be of the cynical type ♪
♪ But I finally found something That lives up to the hype ♪
♪ I can say honestly And with great certainty ♪
♪ That Atlantis is where I want to spend ♪
♪ Eternity ♪
Hey, can you not sing?
I'm trying to model here!
♪ Today I feel positively happy ♪
♪ Smiling rainbows, smiling sun ♪
♪ Smiling rocks and vegetation ♪
♪ Look, ma, I'm dancing And hear my song ♪
♪ The world is lovely When nothing is wrong ♪
♪ Everything smiling Yes, even me ♪
♪ Is this what they call feeling happy? ♪
♪ Or drink from a coconut That's full of flan ♪
[slurping]
♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land ♪
♪ You can play all day In a Tiki Band ♪
♪ Then dance all night On the Tiki Strand ♪
♪ Don't matter to me 'cause 'Cause I'm crazy, man ♪
♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land ♪
[sighing]
This is the life!
[music playing]