Very well.
In human terms...
Once upon a time...
A boy met a girl, and they fell in love.
Lucifer, Morningstar.
Lucifer Morningstar, is that a stage name or something?
God given, I'm afraid.
You and I, well there is no you and I, there's a professional situation,
and I just need you-
See? You need me.
The department needs you, because you're the one...
I'm the one!
Detective.
Will you go to the prom with me?
Look,
I don't know what your deal is, but you make me a better detective,
and you always got my back.
What more could I ask for?
I think us, our thing,
maybe it goes beyond just work.
I can let my guard down with you.
Thank you, Lucifer.
I don't do that with anyone else.
You make me, vulnerable.
If it's any consolation to your pride, it appears you make me vulnerable too.
It would never work out between us.
From now on, no more attempts at moments.
You deserve someone better, because you, Detective are selfless to a nauseating degree.
More importantly, Detective you deserve someone as good as you, because...
Well, you're special.
And I'm...
I'm not worth it.
You're probably right.
Detective...
How is it that sometimes you don't get hurt, and then other times you do?!
What is the difference?
You are, Detective.
The other side of me, is, it's bad.
It's monstrous.
You wanted the truth, and you deserve the truth, but right now I can't show it to you,
so I'm just gonna have to tell you.
Chloe...
I am the Devil.
No you're not.
Not to me.
Lucifer?
It's all true...
Detective?
What I saw...
I've had literal eons to come to terms with what you saw.
But it's not all that I am.
At least I hope not.
Either way, it's unfair of me to expect you to just accept it.
I love you.
I love you!
Please, don't leave!
My first love was never Eve.
It was you, Chloe.
It always has been.
Please...
Don't go.
Goodbye.
Dad...
I need a favor.
I'll be the son you always wanted me to be.
I'll do as you ask.
Go where you want me to.
All I ask,
is that you protect Chloe.
See?
I told you everything would be alright.
So glad you're ok.
I guess we make a good team after all, don't we?
This is real, isn't it?