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sick of it everything was great into the
last Jedi fired its way into theaters
ruining the character of Luke Skywalker
and the legacy of the Star Wars universe
so what hyperspace is now weaponized why
would you build a Death Star band he can
just slap a hyperdrive engine on a big
old box and then fire it into a planet
why they threw out George Lucas's
original outlines four seven eight nine
is beyond me he should have been
directing all of them and I wish it was
only that one time that Star Wars was
ruined
rogue one had Darth Vader tell a joke
Darth Vader doesn't tell jokes
Darth Vader is scary and mean and the
fact that he did deviate from the very
specific idea of the character in my
mind well this is unacceptable
now did Blindy stick oh not get shot
here is everyone in this scene blind
don't get me started on the fast awakens
a beat by beat retread of a new hope by
Jar Jar Abrams and they killed Han Solo
and for what I wanted ten more Star Wars
films with Harrison Ford in the lead
until he shuffles onto the Millennium
Falcon and his bones turned to dust
why did Disney remove the old cannon to
make way for this what if I wanted to
Beca to remain smashed into
non-existence by a moon what if I wanted
Luke Skywalker could have fall in love
with the ghost of a Jedi who transferred
her spirit into the gallery computer of
the ship that I have Palpatine what if I
could get through the book truce at
baccarat and I thought it was great but
now it's gone and it's ruined which
sucks because maybe one day you know
I'll finish that book and I love it I'm
gonna have it yet but what if I did and
the prequels what are you kidding me
with these films total garbage what the
hell was George Lucas thinking he hadn't
directed a film in over 20 years and he
thinks that introducing Jar Jar Abrams
and giving all the Jedi's a mullet is a
good idea also r2d2 can fly since when
why didn't he just fly himself into the
exhaust port of the Death Star plugging
it up
you know like sticking a banana in the
tailpipe of a car
not to mention he managed to ruin the
original films by inserting a whole lot
of unnecessary additions why am i
looking directly into this idiots mouth
this Millennium Falcon takeoff scene is
completely unnecessary actually wait a
minute what the hell did he do to this
lightsaber fight when I was a kid I
remember it being action-packed and
filled with so many flips and spins like
the prequels it makes no sense that it
looks like this bring back the original
way that I remember it I mean that it
was and did you know with the
introduction of the new Canon of Star
Wars books in the early nineties they
erased all the previous Marvel comics
there's so many classic stories remember
when Darth Vader grew really big I think
or maybe you know everyone else got
really small he played chess with them
or something it was incredible
also Luke Skywalker had Hemans yellow
bob haircut why would you throw this
away early nineties Lucasfilm and Return
of the Jedi was [ __ ]
Luke and Leia being brother and sister
where did that come from this bit where
Luke doesn't have his lightsaber and
then he did have his lightsaber
continuity error much you [ __ ] and
the Empire Strikes Back took everything
that was great about the original film
and ruined it I want to Luke and later
get together not han and Leia also does
this asteroid have an atmosphere how
does this space worm survive in space
with his space worms space helmet you
know what I agree with this 1980 review
from The Washington Post the monkish
character played by Alec Guinness is
back with sparkling lights on his
shoulder and a transparent body to
indicate that he was killed off in Star
Wars my point exactly
what so now people can die and come back
as blue ghosts that wasn't something
that was established in the first Star
Wars which was just called Star Wars by
the way I don't go in for any of these
title changes Star Wars a new hope was
originally called Star Wars which sucks
because even before that it was called
the Star Wars which is what I call it
because I'm a purist and a true fan also
the Star Wars sucks did you know that
George Lucas probably originally wanted
to get the rights to Flash Gordon but he
couldn't get them so he just made Star
Wars I don't want some be great Flash
Gordon knockoff I'm gonna shot for shot
remake a Flash Gordon which is entirely
indistinguishable from the original
series if I catch a whiff of anyone
tampering with the original material I'm
gonna burn down my local theater piss on
the ashes
then what's on down to the local police
station admit my wrongdoing run back to
my car
engage in a high-speed chase and then
drive off a bridge and into a ditch to
my death because driving into a ditch is
the real Flash Gordon Hollywood is just
an sjw money-making merchandising
factory with all their toys in that
product placement and their women the
whole thing is a farce and I'm sick of
it quite frankly hey have you heard of
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