do you want to know what i think
oh my god
there you are spongebob you gotta help
me patrick and mr krabs aren't working
out and squilliam's almost here and and
spongebob
i can't do it i can't do it squidward
what
every sentence every paragraph spoke
right
don't you understand my brain is full to
bursting if i have to memorize a single
order i think i'm getting
spongebob hold on
let's just take a second here to
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relax little more
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a little more
good
now i want you to empty your mind empty
my mind empty your mind
empty my mind
empty your mind of everything that
doesn't have to do with fine dining
fine dining and breathing
just got an order from the boss dump
everything that isn't about fine dining
everything everything
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we're just a clever visual metaphor used
to personify the abstract concept of
thought one more crack like that and
you're out of here no please i have
three kids
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how do you feel
spongebob
12 o'clock midnight
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for a second i thought you were mad at
me do you remember what you said to me
this morning something about root beer
right
no
wait wait let me guess
thank you
guys you can take the night off bell
ring a bell
i don't need this
what
where do you think you're going
i'm going back to work
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so this is work you know it's not as
easy as it looks sometimes i gotta move
the antenna sometimes i lose the remote
and sometimes my butt itches real bad oh
you poor poor thing by the way you
forgot your briefcase
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so this is the thanks i get for working
overtime
what about the teacher
[Applause]
as if i really look like this
spongebob
i believe you know the punishment for
two classroom disruptions
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i'm sorry spongebob but if one wishes to
be a good noodle one must behave like a
good noodle i'm a good dogo i'm a good
one
you'll get this star back when you
earned
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mrs puff is it nap time why is
everything all tiny
i don't know what have you got there
nothing no really nothing you've got
something all right let's see
is that mermaid man's belt
yes
wow
i can't believe he'd lend it to you
we uh either
he didn't lend it to you did he please
don't tell you stole it please don't
tell oh i'm telling you squidward if
mermaid man finds out he'll kick me out
of his fan club for sure please don't
tell uh-oh there's the phone
i'm walking towards the phone now i'm
getting closer to the phone
and now for the moment we've all been
waiting for
i'm begging you
no
i'd like to speak to murphy
hello hello what did you do to me
spongebob i'm sorry this is my fault i'm
not thinking clearly i'm making a
sailor's promise boy from this moment on
i won't ask you to buy anything for mrs
puff a few moments later spongebob mrs
puff needs an overcoat
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you're spending all my money puffy needs
a new pair of shoes
you're breaking me boy she needs fine
jewelry
not that fine spongebob
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spongebob spongebob
spongebob i'm glad i caught you i want
you to buy mrs puff wait don't tell me
you want me to run down to the store and
buy mrs puff something she doesn't need
then you want me to run back here so you
can say our spongebob and you're
spending all of me money and then i'll
say but mr krabs i'm only doing what you
said then you'll say we're not talking
about this or this we're talking about
this
but lad this time's different mrs buff
needs this
are we going to the park soon
[Applause]
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good morning spongebob
everything's ruined well at least we got
the footage yeah i got the footage
perfect what is that
oh it's a camera no patrick
oh that's a lens cap
no i didn't want to lose it so i put it
there right before we started filming
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one monster krabby patty please
no one's ordered a monster patty in ages
spongebob one monster krabby patty
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daddy uh one monster grabby body
monster crabby baby monster krabby patty
monster krabby patty
oh dear neptune oh boy
we can do
this at the common three we flip ready
one
two
three
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[Applause]
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go on