(piano music)
- [Male Voiceover] My dearest Elizabeth,
When night last I arrived at that
den of debauchery known as O'Malley's,
I dared not dream to find two eyes as kind as a...
(phone chimes)
As kind as thine.
(phone rings)
Who calls anymore?
(knocking on door)
- I like that.
- Like what?
- "Who calls anymore?" I like that.
- Cool. Thank you.
(knocking on door)
- I like that.
- (laughs) That makes me laugh.
- I don't care.
(phone chimes)
- [Male Voice] What are you up to?
- I'm writing that girl from last night, you?
I did not dream to find two eyes as kind as thine.
Shining, like a lighthouse, in a tempestuous...
- [Radio Announcer] Flash flood warning in this area,
until 6:30 PM Eastern Daylight Time.
Avoid flood area, avoid flood areas.
- [Male Voiceover] Storm, but when you spoke 'twas more,
the sirens call, beckoning.
(knocking on door)
Beckon...
- [Male Voice] Nice. I'm good, but I'm hungover as fuuuuuck.
- Beck... - [Male Voice] Vomit emoji.
- Beck... - [Male Voice] LOL.
- But...
(phone rings)
God!
- [Josh's Mom] Hello? Josh?
Josh, it's your mom.
- Hi, mom.
- [Josh's Mom] Still haven't heard a happy birthday.
- Isn't my dog so cute?
- Awww.
- Taco Tuesday, baby!
- It's a girl.
- Ah, focus, Josh, focus!
(phone chimes)
(knocking on door)
- [Josh's Mom] Really just do anything,
just reach out and let them know...
(repeated door knocking and phone chiming)
(crash)
- No, no, no, stop.
- I like that!
Oh, I like that.
- No, no, no, stop, I can't, I can't focus.
- Taco Tuesday.
- (laughs) That makes me laugh.
(indistinguishable speaking)
- Stop liking it, stop, oh my god!
You're so cute.
You don't have to like everything.
Please, just leave me alone.
- Makes me laugh.
- Turn off notifications!
- [Josh's Mom] Reach out and let them know
that you love them, that you're thinking about them
on their birthday.
(exhales)
Just like I do for you on your birthday.
- [Man] Mallory?
- [Josh's Mom] And when I send you stuff every year.
- Hey, girl.
What's up?
- I am not Mallory.
- Another fake number?
I'm so nice.
- God.
Shit.
I can't talk right now, okay?
- [Josh's Mom] Chocolate chip cookies.
(piano music)
- Did someone say Taco Tuesday?
Did someone say Taco Tuesday?
Tacos for Josh!
Taco Tuesday, baby!
- [Director] One more like that,
that's a very weird way to say it.
(laughter)
- Taco Tuesday, baby!
Hashtag, Taco Tuesday.
- [Director] That's not the one.