We're in Oslo Norway!!
We're on the first stop of the OohEuroNasty Tour
We could be staying in a hotel, but we're not
So thanks to Airbnb
we're staying in an awesome place in Oslo
It's somebody's home
It's actually...a hippie lady's home
We suspect it's definitely...
I'm pretty much -
There are some signs, if you will...
~I saw the signs~
[ DUN DUN DUN !! ]
If this was CSI, we'd be like
"It's a hippie."
What's the Norwegian term for 'hippie'?
'hyeeepeh'?
'it's the hyeepeh'
'is the hiyeppeh'
So we actually arrived at night time last night in Oslo
We couldn't see outside the window
and in the morning we woke up
and everyone's like
HA! Autumn time! Fall trees everywhere!
It's like....it's so strange because
Korea isn't actually in Fall mode yet?
And here it's like
beautiful golden trees everywhere
It's a nice view.
Everybody's on their phones~
This chair, by the way, is like an
"I'm a boss" corner
and that needs to have a whisky
and like that, that naked lightbulb
it's just...yeah.
This is my chair.
I've officially deemed this 'Martina's corner'.
BUT
Nope.
You can't take the whole patio
Yep.
It's mine now.
That's not fair
It's official
I've got my coffee, I've got my chair
Can I sit on your lap?
No.
Why not?
Because it's my chair.
If you're sitting on my lap, then you're sitting in my chair.
So here we are in Oslo Norway
They got lots of beautiful shops everywhere
including...
...a shop for...
Dildi (plural for dildo!)
What are you gonna get, Simon?
I'll get this thing right here
What?
The lemon-y thing?
Yeah
Martina's taking a picture
Soo Zee's taking a picture
Simon's taking a picture on the pervert stick
We're all taking pictures
[SNAP] Got it!
Soo Zee's got a new camera
and she can't stop playing with it
I don't really know how to use it
but it's like...
I have this like derp...
Derp faces, inside of it a lot
...because I can't control the shutter speed
I went for the MEAT with MEAT.
I've got boiled potatoes with gravy,
and this is...
...lamb; smoked lamb sausage
and this is meatballs of some kind,
and this is mashed peas,
with the lingonberries on the side
which I totally said right
That thing
I got the salmon
I think it's uhh...
with the mustard sauce(???) it's called
and I got these fried potatoes
with steamed vegetables
I got salmon because Norwegian's are...
really famous for salmon
I've always wanted to try this
I've got the reindeer cakes
and it's got fried potatoes,
something they call 'swede'
and the lingonberries.
I got the weird swede mash thing too
and I got boiled potatoes
and I got the smoked lamb sausage
because lamb is the bestest
What's on top of it?
On top of it they put some sort of...
bacon meaty buttery meat sauce
and I'm really looking forward to it.
That's a technical term right?
Yes. Technical term.
In Norwegian it translates to:
It's all one word: ...biganmedkobeybiebe... (?!)
omg Simon.
This looks totally...AWESOME.
So what are you eating right now?
I am eating Pork Knuckle
And let me just say; I didn't know that...
pigs have knuckles that are this big
I thought they had little baby knuckles
Is this like Pork Kneecap, perhaps?
I have no idea
And Simon, What sound does a Norwegian pig make?
Gurf?
No.
Huff duff duff?
No...
Is that right?
No
Tuff tuff?
No; No T, No T
Duff duff duff?
No
Guff guff guff?
No
Luff luff luff?
No
NUFF NUFF NUFF!!
NUFF NUFF NUFF NUFF NUFF!!
Nuff nuff nuff nuff nuff
Why is Martina's...?
Oh gawd...
Making a poo in this house is very challenging
unless you want everybody to know
because this door right here
is so HEAVY
it's like the biggest workout I've had
Just break the door!
You can do it I believe in you!
Norway? More like DOORWAY
Uhhh...that was a really bad joke.
It was...
Quite good!