O-W-Ls,
more commonly known as O.W.L.s.
Turn to page 394.
It's a curious little potion
known as Felix Felicis.
Liquid Luck.
Yes, Miss Granger.
For example, I smell ...
Freshly mown grass and
new parchment and
spearmint toothpaste.
But it's tricky.
I've never seen a more complicated potion.
Let me introduce you to your new
Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
Me.
Sectumsempra!
Relashio.
Expecto Patronum!
Oh, well done!
See here, everyone.
Miss Granger's done it!
Splendid.
Wingardium Leviosa.
Well done, dear.
[Seamus] Wingardium—
Oh.
I think we're going to need
another feather over here, professor.
Obliviate.
Alohomora.
Get in.
Put that light out.
Sorry.
And open your books to page 49.
Exactly how do we do that?
Well, just stroke the spine, of course.
Goodness me.
You know, George,
I've always felt our futures
lay outside the world of
academic achievement.
Fred,
I've been thinking exactly the same thing.