America there is a flood killing your people
Wait I'm trying to figure out
if this glass if half empty of half full
we have a bigger problems than a glass of water right now
I think I got it... just... just give me a minute
your cities are flooding
Wait I'm almost there
yeah, definitely half full
ahhh shit
hehe, well there is at least two things that are half full right now
yeahhh....
Hey, do you remember the old days?
They were good days
we totally kicked your ass in the war of independence
and you totally were the best swimmer
well.. okay yeah...
at least our leader didn't f*ck goats
what did you just say?
I said at least our leader didn't f*ck goats
what happened to Greece?
I happened