- [Redon] How long did it take
for you and my kid to have sex? And did you use protection?
- [Caleb] I think you should drink.
- [Redon] Okay.
- [Caleb] Ummm...
- [Caleb] Oh, he's gonna answer.
("Serenade No. 13 in G Major" by Mozart)
- [Redon] Hi. - [Garrett] Hi.
- I'm Garrett
and I'm Caleb's ex-boyfriend.
- That's me.
- I'm Redon. And I'm Caleb's mom.
- We only kind of dated for like six months
but we've known each other for a very long time.
- It's really confusing.
- Yeah.
- It was a secret. I found out later.
- There were literally only like four people that knew.
- Yeah. Well, I mean, I should have probably been one
of the four, but that's okay.
(nervous laughing)
- Sorry.
- [Redon] Yes. - [Garrett] Yes, please.
- Caleb?
- We'll go straight for the first one.
It's the only time I'll go straight to tonight.
- Oh.
- Oh no.
- Do I drink or does he? Okay, I'll ask.
How long did it take for you and my kid to have sex?
And did you use protection?
- I think you should drink.
- Okay.
- Ummm...
- Oh, he's gonna answer.
- The first time Caleb and I hooked up,
it was on the roof of your house in California.
(nervous laughing)
- Uh huh.
- It's really romantic up there.
- The only way up there was through your bedroom.
So we had to sneak back through
while you and Mark were asleep.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- That's good.
(nervous laughter)
- Sorry. - [Redon] That's okay.
- Okay. Can we still hang out,
even though your kid and I broke up?
- Yes.
- [Garrett] Good. Good. - [Redon] 100%.
- I'm going back to your house after this.
- Breakfast burritos.
- Oh, of course. Yeah.
- Why did you and my kid break up and who is to blame?
- I would say we were both to blame
because we did not communicate well, long distance.
- You guys had such a cool friendship.
I was just kind of confused.
Caleb came home one night upset or something and I was like,
'What's up?'
But he's like nothing, Garrett and I are fighting.
And I'm like, 'Well, you're best friends.
You're gonna have fights.'
I mean, I noticed they snuggle a little bit more than
you know, just being best friends.
But you were part of our family, you know.
- Once you found out, did you feel like it made sense
that we were dating?
- Uh, yes. Like the snuggling,
and all that made a little more sense.
Him being so upset, made a little more sense.
And
the sudden, like, just halt of
not, you guys not talking.
- Yeah.
- You were always at my house before.
- True.
- Name thing you love about me
and one thing you strongly dislike.
- I love you because you are just part of our family.
I just don't like the way that you handled you and Caleb.
- That's fair.
- Yeah.
- I left for school, so
I knew that distance wasn't gonna work.
And I just wish I had the maturity to just say that
at the time. Instead of put him through, you know,
see it play out and how it wasn't gonna work.
- [Redon] Yeah.
- Um, I really regret that.
- Yeah.
- So,
- I think this would be like under MILF thing or something.
- What did you just say?
- Well, we, when you hear, I dare you to kiss me.
- Let's do it.
- Oh
- Aw.
- What the fuck?
(offstage laughing)
- I kiss you like that.
- No, you don't.
- [Caleb] No, you don't.
- It was cute. It was like the French.
- No, no it wasn't.
Doesn't that include the tongue?
- Oh no, no. I meant like I meant like, I meant like
(kissing sounds)
- Oh yeah.
I think it was more Like that too.
- Yeah.
- I didn't think you guys would fucking do that.
(offstage laughter)
- Is there a little part of you that finds me attractive?
- Oh my God.
- You guys, this is rigged.
You, they're, you guys you're trying
to get these guys together.
- No, no,
- [Redon] I can't, I can't. - [Garrett] It's okay.
- Not after that super-passionate weird kiss.
- Not after that passionate kiss.
- My turn. Okay. Woo! I'm starting to sweat.
Did you two have breakup sex and describe it to me.
- I'm, I'm not doing that.
- I'm glad that you just decided to drink.
- Yeah.
Do you wish me and your kid would get back together?
- I wish the two of you would rekindle your friendship.
- I agree.
- But not as a relationship.
- Would you?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- Yeah. I think that'd be cool.
Uhh, do you still love my kid?
- Oh, a hundred percent.
- Ah
- [Garrett] Never stopped.
- Ah.
- Aww
- I know.
- And I love you Redon.
- I love you too.
- We kissed, we made it official.
- [Redon] It's family official.
Let's cheers to rekindling, - Rekindling!
- Yes new friendship.
- Clink.