[ Laughs ] Oh, you're on.
You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
No!
I--
- [ Scoffs ] - That was great.
I know you are gonna kick his ass.
Yeah, that makes one of us.
All right, look. Take care of Grandma. I can walk from here.
W-Where are you going? I gotta learn how to play golf.
I'm stupid. You're smart.
I was wrong. You were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst.
Uh, you're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
All right. As long as you're willing to admit that.
Now, are you ready to get down to business and do exactly what I tell ya to do?
Believe me, I'm ready.
Then let's get to work. All right. Ooh.
I'm... sorry. Here.
Oh. Here's your pinkie.
[ Crazed Laughter ]
Hey, Happy Land. Just like me.
[ Chuckles ] Don't get excited, kid.
- I been here before. - [ Elephant Trumpets ]
Aw, this is embarrassing. I'm a professional golfer, for God's sake.
No, it's your short game that's embarrassing.
Come on. Let's go.
[ Brakes Squeal, Car Crashes ]
##I said it's time for a happy day ##
##And it's time for a happy day ## Okay.
This time just line up the putt. Don't even look at the hole.
Aim for a spot six inches in front of the ball.
Line up. Spot six inches in front of the ball. Okay. Six inches.
Yes.!
## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##
##Happy day ## ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##
## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##
##Happy day ## ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##
## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ## ##Happy day ####
[ Chubbs ] All right. This one's very tough.
- [ Clown Laughing ] - Ha-ha-ha! He's laughin'. He's havin' a good time.
Good for you.! Laugh it up.! Enjoy your night.!
Ha-ha-ha! Come on, Happy. Concentrate.
[ Laughing ]
I hate that clown. Easy!
If you can't beat the clown, how you gonna beat Shooter McGavin?
- Yeah! - [ Hawks, Spits ]
- [ Laughing ] - You're gonna die, clown!
[ Laughing ]
You think that's funny? I don't hear you laughin' now!
Whoa! Enough. Enough. What? I can't do it!