11 years, and it's finally, finally over.
It's going to be very emotional, right?
Yes.
I've already done a fair amount of crying.
But it comes out of the blue.
Whenever someone wants me to cry about it, I can't.
But I've definitely done the walking around
and saying to people, I love you.
Working together has been amazing.
But come that last day, I'm out of here.
I'm going to be gone.
I'm not hanging out for the crying fest.
Because I imagine it's going to be like a big, like,
amoeba of weeping.
Just sort of people hugging and crying.
I can't do it.
Why not?
Because I am not that kind of a human.
[LAUGHTER]
You don't want to be a part of the other crying.
You want to cry alone?
Yeah, I need to cry alone.
I see.
I mean, do you want to cry with a whole bunch of people?
Well, you know, I don't look forward to that.
But I mean, I think, when we finally do our last show here--
You're never doing it.
It's never happening.
I'm never going to end?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Never.
I'm like a star.
I go on forever.
You go-- You're like space.
You go on forever.
He's amazing--
That kid's amazing.
Turn.
Turn, and there's hot air.
God, he's so special, that kid.
You did something that-- was this your first time
you went to Africa?
It was not my first time, but I took my kids to Africa
for the first time.
Wait, how old are they?
Can you--
They're 10, 10 and 12 now.
How old do they have to be to--
Well, you've got to be old enough to understand that,
if you go on safari--
and we were in South Africa and Botswana--
that if you're in the box, the Jeep,
which is open on the sides--
The Jeep.
But it's-- they're like, if you're in the box,
the animals don't see you as a person.
Right.
But don't-- isn't smelling kind of a big thing with animals?
I would think that if they could smell you,
they would be, like, Oh, I'm going to have to eat you now.
Yes.
So you just have to be old enough to control yourself.
Because like a lion walks right by, it's like this.
Yeah.
And you can't touch it.
No touching, and no getting out of the box.
Of course, no touching.
But it's so close.
I mean, literally.
Tail.
No, I know.
Look, don't you want you to touch me?
You want to touch me a little bit, right?
Just a little?
Like it's very hard not to touch.
So you've got to get to a point when you're not
going to leap out of the box.
Right.
I thought there was a certain, like, definite age.
But I guess they just kind of I guess--
trust the parents.
Which you should not.
Right.
But legally-- because there is so much that's dangerous.
See this was really nice.
So I was in the other Jeep, and that's looking back.
One of my children is in that Jeep.
My little-- and you know, they're twins.
But really, the little one, is in that Jeep.
And I'm like, it's fine.
But we had just seen a crocodile exit the water.
Sure.
From that same-- oh, there it is.
There it is.
Yep.
That.
Yeah.
Now I know it doesn't look big.
But my son isn't that big either.
It was-- that's a leg or an arm, for sure.
I've been to Africa many times.
They've never taken us into the water.
It's never happened to you?
Never.
No, I've never-- you don't need to do that.
You can go around.
Really?
There's other options.
That's-- I don't know.
I was just doing a lot of smiling.
Like, it's fine.
Get him the hell out of there.
Yeah.
But it's great.
Did you see everything?
Did you see the big five?
We saw the big five, which are--
but everything had babies.
And what month was this?
Because now I want to--
You got to go.
Yeah, yeah, look, look.
You felt like you'd seen everything.
That is the cutest.
Although then we saw rhino babies.
And rhinos are not like a pretty animal.
But they--
And look at this.
See?
Don't you want to touch it?
Lean out, touch.
You want to touch it right there.
No, you don't.
Yes.
No.
Look, look, look, look.
Baby.
Oh, my God.
What month is this?
I need to go--
This is December.
OK.
December, November, December.
I need to start taking December off.
Yes.
All right, I do.
Cause there's babies, everything there.
So just when you're like, oh, I've seen--
another elephant.
Yeah.
And you get to that point.
Yeah, I know.
I can't believe how jaded I am.
I know, I know, they're amazing.
But toss a baby in there.
Yeah.
I can watch--
Not a real baby.
You're saying, toss a baby elephant--
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
That livens things up when you toss a baby in with elephants.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
Bleah.
Yeah.
I would do that.
I'm very uncoordinated though.
You need to get in touch with my travel agent.
You had-- all right, we're going to take a break.
We're going to play a game after this.
Yes.
And it's going to help you with your next chapter in life.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, we'll be back.
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[YELLING]
[BLEEP] God! [BLEEP]
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