all right so a few weeks back I did a
video with a channel called wild
Spartans in which we took a look at
cursed minecraft imagery and I'll link
that video in description if you feel
like check it out watch that you might
enjoy it but anyway I figured it was
kind of a thing that you might enjoy
since we just did like the Minecraft
meme subreddit it's kind of along those
lines so we'll just take a look at some
images I pulled together from the cursed
minecraft Twitter which itself pulls
images together from whatever sources it
pulls images together from we begin in
Soviet Russia mine craft you or Heather
Ben do you minecraft you get it okay
cool yeah anywho great crafting recipe
there definitely should be implemented
if you are in Russia or former Soviet
state perhaps something like that so you
can seize the means of production in
Minecraft and be a pretty pretty
valuable item - it has a freaking nether
star in it you have to work hard for
that thing do you got a grind - seize
the means of production I don't know if
this is supposed to be like saying that
beans are very hot have you ever
accidentally heated up some beans too
much and you taste it and you're like
yeah I should have done that that was
basically lava well have we got the
texture pack for you not actually a
texture pack though we should guess or
some of these texture Packer they
Photoshop I think this and the last one
probably Photoshop I'm gonna go with
probably most of them Photoshop so I'm
probably achieved with clever texture
packs anyway I don't know this might be
dangerous because it'd be like oh food
dude I need to jump into some beans and
then you light on fire and if you lose
all your stuff and the fiery beans this
is this is very doable with a texture
pack I think I bet those are really
comfortable though because they're like
you probably command them into like
commanding you're about to be
comfortable when you sit down on them
and so I would sit on this any day I bet
basically runs a command to shape my
butt more like a like rectangular prism
oh it already it's minecraft it already
is that
right I could it's actually it's already
made for yep totally works just fine it
would actually be like really convenient
to have a perfectly flat butt because
then you'd have like such good even
distribution surface area wise when you
sit down it would be like really
comfortable it really would be that
could that actually ever happen I don't
know if you could ever have a by um a
desert biome just like appear in one
chunk in the middle of two completely
unrelated biomes and then it just so
happens to decide to spawn one of the
temples there or this could just be
worldedit it in that's that's also a
possibility you just pasted that in
right there I don't really know but
otherwise man wouldn't that be a sight
to see can you imagine that would be
like the craziest luck ever no one would
believe you no one would believe you in
your let's play in fact you'd like you
would probably tank your trustworthiness
no one in the future would ever believe
anything you do they'd be like you're
cheating forevermore
there's no and you'd be like I swear to
god I stumbled upon this randomly
I didn't script it and sorry your
credibility would be absolutely ruined
it would have been like getting a nuke
and under 30 seconds there is actually a
mod that I kind of wanted to try out
that does this it's like you go into a
world where it flips everything around
and it's all inverted but if that's the
case they should flip the grass around
like it should be grass on the side and
dirt on the top but I mean and yeah it's
it's close enough though you could
achieve this with a clever texture pack
I suppose or a mod it could be the mod
it might be from the mod maybe you
should play the mod should I play the
mod this is this is a block for people
who just prefer to be alone it's like
just please move away from me alright
I'm stressed out I don't like to be
around too much I'm also germaphobic
please get away from me
and use push things away from you in
either direction and if something comes
close can't use push this is the block
for all the anti-social people out there
all the people who just kind of like to
keep to themselves no please be fun
all right I don't want anything around
me or if you're claustrophobic just
please that would be cool actually to
have like a double-sided piston I'm sure
it would come in handy some way but I
can't exactly think of it but I'm sure
it would come in handy
honestly this is this is basically like
extended crafting from all the mods or
the mod packs that we've done like stone
blocking project ozone feel free to
watch over on CaptainSparklez to ongoing
series many hours of content well stone
block is complete but project ozone
still ongoing
making the bigger extended crafting
tables right now maybe I'll try this
recipe on it see if I can just make a
super duper mega long diamond sword they
should let you do that I don't think let
you do that oh my god can you imagine if
I could just like stick a bunch of
diamonds or any material on top of the
stick in there and I just get like a
massively long sword it'd be amazing
then I could bother zine with it by
putting it in his field of view does it
just be sticking out so far so we were
talking about like that beam lava before
this is this is my favorite hot pockets
are basically just like liquid lava
inside of the shell god I don't you hate
freaking microwaves why do you have to
heat it if you think unevenly alright I
feel the surface of the thing and it's
cold this happens when i reheat pizza in
the microwave which I realize sounds
like an absolute scandal coming from
someone who loves pizza as much as me or
like you reheat your pizza in the
microwave are you a freaking a
blasphemous Kievan what are you doing
you do it in the oven I'm like I just
I've want the convenience of the
microwave but anyway you feel the crust
and the crust is like or the surface
it's not hot at all and then you bite
into and you're like oh my god my mouth
is on fire
stupid microwave dude why do you turn
the inside into lava on the outside
feels cold and then I heat it up even
more I'm like finally the outside feels
acceptable then you bite it and it just
destroys you your mouth is a volcano
freaking hot pocket crafting recipe dude
that's cute
you know what you shouldn't let death
stop you from doing anything you want
okay you've ever seen Coco all right
these skeletons they're remembered okay
a lot of people a lot of people they
made their mark on a lot of villagers
are like man yeah they shot us back in
that raid on
never forget that right and it's been
passed on from generation to generation
so much so that even in even in death
they've been able to make new death
babies it's great this is I see a I see
a watermark in the corner I think it
says world of Maude's so I I think this
is maybe a mod that provides a variety
of creepers you know cuz skeletons
weren't enough from a range perspective
so why not add a creeper that both blows
up and shoots you so that when you punch
it and you back off a little bit right
it can still shoot you there's no real
safe way to go about dealing with this
you get close this is gonna blow up your
back Ava's gonna shoot you so basically
just stay away also it has arms and the
arms don't really seem to affect the
whole bow thing the most floating even
though you gave it arms to deal with the
bow so that's also an interesting thing
right there wonder why could you could
you do that with a extra pack even I
don't think you can Oh what's happening
here dude how did you even do that is
even I don't I don't know what's going
on here I'm just okay I get like this
stair is going to visit him this could
be like a full block with with no but if
this is a full block with a weird
texture but then that what's what's that
is that that's no no I don't know how
this was done it looks like a picture of
freaking someone's computer screen so
it's not even Photoshop how did you do
this my mind is on my mind is I oh and
then this is like there's a vertical
slab what and then this is what how did
you do that that's like a Lego piece
right there dude that's the classic Lego
piece you always have to use those but
how did you get it oh I don't know oh I
don't know that's Oh all right that's um
that's also a tricky one whoo I mean you
know if you have a tree house that
you're living in and then be really
really cool to be able to have a tree
that's also a storage tree that you
could access from your tree house or
maybe you just like can open the entire
tree up and you just hop in there and
you're like oh cool I can live inside of
this tree chest that opens up it's very
inconspicuous no one will ever notices
like the ordinary and
all you've to do is if you if you place
a chest down and then you have bonemeal
in your hand you shift and you
right-click on the chest a whole bunch
they'll grow into just a beautiful
blossoming chest tree but you need about
a hundred stacks of bone meal and what
happens is it takes 1 million clicks 1
million shift right clicks in order to
go through like take a see you'll be
like 64 in your hand in order to get it
from 64 to 63 like use up a bone meal
you have to click 1 million times and
then you have to go through all those
stacks and then you get this tree I
promise you just have to invest your
time in it and you'll get there I
promise what is right I did did you know
that's like let's see you can see some
like no that's for that's liquid for
real like it's it's going up into the
corner how didn't you I was gonna be
like no but did you change the texture
of it so it looks like lava was not
actually well but that's lava it's like
right it's like going up and it's also
at the right level you know it's not
like I don't it's well done Photoshop or
what or mod got either way dude I don't
know what's going on here this is
defying all odds what the heck maybe
what they did is they just like spawned
it in and then an instant before it all
turned to cobble they just snapped that
screenshot or so I don't know that would
actually be that'd be cool if you could
make chess there just like where any
amount of space depending upon how many
chests you connect it's just like you
just have infinite unlimited storage in
a single and single GUI and you don't
even need to have applied energistics
any system anything like that you can
just you just have sick chance dude see
the reason why this is cursed is because
it has corners ok know what you can't
have it yeah that you can't have you
can't I'm disappointed in you first of
all I thought anyone who would be able
to make a cool nether portal like this
would realize you need to remove the
corners all right Mabel and T you
thought that you were good designers but
no you forgot and if you're really
really skilled in the art of nether
portals you put an
Christel right there okay which I still
need to do in Project dosa maybe I'll do
it now
tonight this is like very important and
this is actually kind of this is like a
vert ramp you could skate this you can
have like an X Games competition for
minecart riding an X Games halfpipe
minecart riding competition you get
enough speed you like launch out and
then you come back and you go to the
other side you just have to make sure
you pump to keep your speed up oh my god
dude can you imagine the first person to
land a 900 in the minecart X Games
competition like you would probably get
your own video game series based off you
you'd be like creeper underscore 69s Pro
minecraft skater and you get one two
three four minecraft underground
minecraft American wasteland oh man my
naming is just how did I come up with
all these like the entire franchise
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Bravo this is the best plan I've ever
witnessed in my entire life and it's a
hopper that is dedicated to like all
things agriculture and if you put bone
meal in there it will actually bone meal
whatever crops are beneath it it's it's
pretty cool the old good old grasshopper
young grasshopper it's very young it was
only recently added we don't remember
hearing about it all yeah news is
everywhere sorry you must have just been
tuned out of the Internet the short-term
memory loss or something I can't believe
you don't remember being at if it's
exciting the old grasshopper dude young
grasshopper that's sick and then um I
love this this is amazing oh god this
isn't me wait okay okay I know how this
works all right here's what I'm betting
you this right here dude this this is
just like a stack of water this water is
actually just like it's coming from this
platform and it's just up there like
they placed it down under a couple
blocks up here and then it just fell
down and then they took the freaking
they took the camera and they brought it
and they lined it up just so perfectly
that like the top of the water here just
lines up perfectly with where the water
ends over there and then they just took
they snap the screenshot oh do that so
sick that
so I almost want to do that myself
that's awesome Braille that's a sick
image I mean this is for everyone who
appreciates a very stable handle they
don't appreciate getting splinters by
its so much so that they're really
running low on resources and they're
like ah god I forgot I can't really make
the actual tool head out of anything so
I'll just use the wood that I was gonna
use on the handle for the tool head
doesn't matter if I'm hitting a rock and
it gets splinters like the rock can get
splinters all day with my hand Emily I
have high-grade hands they only make
contact with diamonds okay I really I
really appreciate some diamonds dude not
about making diamond rings and about
utilitarianism dude I'm about to make
sick pickaxe handles they'll be all the
rage people spend so much money great
business I got nothing on this I got bro
I got nothing on this one
Oh like how does this open this is just
open and then it just opens to the
inside where there's nothing in it
because it's see-through and how do you
actually get into the visit
what or does it open just the top a
little layer right there and then you
just have somehow you maybe it opens
this way you store your donuts inside it
you pull a doughnut out you're like
large doughnuts I love large doughnuts
they're tasty doesn't seem very
practical but I don't know dude yeah I
mean anyway that's that's that's the
thing all right that's where we leave it
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