- [Announcer] It's The Marshmallow Show!
- Yay!
- Hi, everybody, I'm Marshmallow,
and I have a show now, and I love everything!
(audience applauds)
- Hm. Even me?
Cause I heard you didn't.
(audience boos)
- Even you, drama llama!
(audience cheers)
- Even me?
(audience gasps)
- Even you, generic demon monster!
(audience cheers)
- Generic? I shall smite you!
- Yay! I even love smite!
- Hey Marshmallow,
are you talking about things you love again?
- Yippee!
It's my favorite fun guy, the dim but lovable Shroom!
- Aw, fun guy?
But I thought I was your co-host.
(audience and Marshmallow laugh)
- Co-Host? More like fence post.
As in, that guy is dumber than a fence post.
(audience laughs)
- Yay! It's Old Joe,
our grumpy camera mug!
- What? Hey, get that camera off me!
Can't you see I'm working here?
(audience laughs)
- Boy, that Joe's got a hot temper.
(audience laughs)
- For sure!
And speaking of hot, let's put those hands together
for our very first guest--
- Generic demon of death?
- Nope, but you're close.
Give it up for the one and only, Steve Zaragoza!
(audience applauds)
- Thanks for having me, Marshmallow.
I appreciate it.
This is great, love the studio.
What's that smell?
- Probably the stench of friendship and understanding!
Yay!
(audience laughs)
- What?
- I've got a question.
What's a Zaragoza?
- It's a city in Spain.
- Yay!
- It's also my last name.
- Yay!
It was given to me
by the great general Julio Ignacio Zaragoza.
- That's how you pronounce it actually.
Try it. Zaragoza.
- Saragoza.
- Zaragotha.
- Saragotha.
- You gotta get that Spanish t h.
- Saragotha.
- Sarogothya.
- Yep, nailed it. Nailed it.
(audience laughs)
- Yay! Next question:
What's that furry thing on your face?
- What are you talking about--
(screaming)
- (laughs) Just kidding, Marshmallow!
This is a beard.
I was born with it.
- Oh. (laughs) You're funny.
Tell us a joke, Steve.
- So there's these two cupcakes in a cupboard,
and one cupcake says to the other cupcake,
"Man, this cupboard is really dark,"
and the other cupcake says,
"Oh my god, a talking cupcake! (screams)"
(audience laughs)
- Now tell us a funny joke.
(audience laughs)
(laughs) Oh, I see what you did there.
(laughs)
- (screams) A talking Marhsmallow!
(audience laughs)
- And now, before we continue,
let's get a word from our sponsors.
- [Announcer] This episode is brought you you by
Space Dog Taco.
Much amazed. Very flavor.
Space Dog Taco.
(audience claps)
- Wow!
- I want one!
I want one!
- What?
(audience laughs)
- What does this ink blot look like to you, Steve?
- Well, let me see it.
Closer.
- Okay.
- Enhance.
- Okay.
- Closer stil--
- Okay.
- Too close!
(laughs)
I think it looks like a beautiful meadow.
- Ah!
- Oh no, that's a dead bird.
- I like birds! Yay!
What's something you like, Steve?
- I like the smell of a clean bed.
- Oh, good one.
I like puppy kisses.
- I like to hang out in my bathtub.
Fully clothed, of course.
- I like to make finger paintings with my face
because I don't have fingers.
(audience laughs)
- I like to steal shoes.
(audience laughs)
- I like the colors yellow and green.
- I like to jump.
- I love to jump!
- I like to put my hand on things.
- I like to dream about having hands.
- I like to go into the grocery store and yell
"What year is it?"
- (laughs) I like the smell of dog food.
- I have had three candies in my whole life.
(laughs)
I like to sing.
You wanna hear a song?
- Yay!
(audience cheers)
♫ Ooh Marshmallow
♫ Marshmallow
♫ I want to put ya in my mouth
- Yay! I love being eaten!
- No, that's the one thing you don't love, Marshmallow.
We discussed this.
- Oh yeah, I remember now.
I love not being eaten.
Yay!
♫ I am gonna eat ya
♫ You can just sit on my tongue
Thanks so much for being on the show, Steve.
Where can we see more Steve Zaragoza? (laughs)
- You can find me on SourceFed and SourceFedNERD on Youtube,
and also on my personal Youtube channel,
youtube.com/stevezaragoza,
and I'm the voice of Ned on The Misfortune of Being Ned
on the Annoying Orange channel, which is a great cartoon.
- Yay! Say "Aw man!"
- Aw man!
- Say "My beard looks like a raccoon!"
- No.
(laughs) Bye Steve, and don't worry,
I love raccoons!
- Thanks Marshmallow, you're the best.
Kisses?
- Of course!
(kissing)
(laughs)
Yay!
Thanks for tuning in to my first episode
of my brand new show!
Tell me who you want me to interview in the comments below.
Make sure to tune in next week
for more Marshmallow! Ya--
- Yay!
- Um, Shroom?
- Yes, Marshmallow?
- Are you on fire?
- I am on fire!
- Uh oh, that can only mean one thing.
- Let the generic smiting begin!
(screaming)
- I like to dance a lot.
I like to play with my guitar.
I do extreme water sports.
I like to throw rocks.
I like gum.
I like to make sandwiches.
Sometimes I'll just go to my neighbors house
when they're not home.
Can someone tell me what this is?
- What is it?
- Seriously, what is this?
- What is that thing?
- What is it?