(edm music)
- Holy (beep) Who lights your school?
- Hypnotron
(Edm music)
- Wait why are you crying Glitter?
- Because I'm a freshman. I feel everything
and my dad is (beep) the entire football team.
- Mine too.
- Hey, um hey Wanda?
- Yes dear?
- Are you ever turned off by the fact that I'm a robot?
- No dear, of course not.
In fact, I love it. You being a robot
is one of the main things that turns me on honey.
- Are you (beep) the television?
- No!
- What about the microwave? Are you banging the microwave?
- Vision I, yes.
- Okay,
Ow, ow ow ow okay ow life is so hard!
My big ole stupid robot arm, ow!
- Hey, I'm new here.
Do you know where the students are?
- What? We are the students.
Can't you tell we're just hot young teens.
- Y'all are not my age.
- We're Young sophomores.
Oh (beep) sorry. My life alert is going off.
- Oh man, here comes a freshmen.
- What's up peeps. I just culminated middle school.
(coughs) oh my god (coughs) I'm a hot little boy. Eh?
- Oh yeah no, it's a pass.
- Oh, come on. We were just
about to cover up a double homicide.
- who wants to pinch my oxygen tubes
and get a little light headed, Eh?
- Oh yeah I'm into that
- Yeah, You like that game.
- Oh, he is young.
Yeah.
- And then he took away my iPhone for the rest of the night.
Like stepdads, suck low key.
- Tell me about it. As a child
I was taken by the north scarred Odin.
And he would.
- Oh no no no no sorry I don't think we meant like that.
We meant like, you know, low key like.
- Yes, of course. Carry on. Must stop children.
- Anyways yeah, low key, your stepdads a bitch.
- And my blood father was also in fact, a bitch.
- Once again, we're not talking about you.
It's not about you.
- Yes, Got it.
- Yeah Mr. Loki just pretend anything were saying
has nothing to do with you, or about you,
or toward you in any way.
- That guy, Loki, sucks.
Huge piece of it.
- Okay, I think that's the last of it.
(crashing sounds) God dammit.
(classical clarinet music)
- Oh! Now that the queen is single.
I hope she doesn't peg me. Oh no. That would be so bad.
Oh please. Oh, don't take your crown and shove it up my ass.
I'd hate that. That'd be the worst thing ever.
If she shoved her Scepter up my tushy, No don't!
Please your majesty don't peg me.
- Meredith, I knew my heart always belonged to you,
ever since that bomb went off in the cafeteria.
- But you lied about sleeping with that
sexy phlebotomist and her secret twin.
- Hey, excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.
But I'm a paying customer with an actively bursting appendix
and I would appreciate some anesthesia please.
Maybe hidden in a Kraft singles.
- Give us a second!
- Yeah!
(Flat line)
[Meredith And Derek] How does this keep happening?
- Oh, just give it a minute guys. Doctor says the
ventricles are pretty blocked up.
- We got to go save Will. We promised em.
- Where in the hell do you think you're going?
- Mom, we got to go. We have to!
- You have to nothing!
It is after dark and two kids
have already been eaten by a giant demon creature
made out of rats.
Do you honestly think that I'm going to let you ride your
bikes? Alone at night in the woods, When there is some
Mother (beep) out there that can open up its mouth 4
ways like a flower with 9 rows of teeth.
- We did that for like 2 seasons 3 seasons.
- (indistinct) Like we got our backpacks.
- No! No, absolutely not!
That's not realistic. Ask for a (beep)
Lego or something. Yes question?
- You mentioned Lego earlier, can we have that Lego?
- No.
(typing)
- Ah my dick! Whoa!
Oh, I ripped up my penis with my robot arm.
Why, robot arm, why? You're so dumb ow.
Oh it stings
- Hey there sexy. How are you doing?
- Aren't you married?
- I'm talking to this arm, not you!
Please tell me all your secrets.
- Ricky, I wrote a song about our entire pass for you.
- Meanie, I wrote a song about my parents' divorce.
We should play each other, our songs.
[Meanie And Ricky] At the same time!
- Oh my god!
(out of tune singing together)
- I've never felt this way about anyone.
- I'm gonna be with you forever.
- I don't think anything could tear a relationship apart
- College
- Junior year?
- We're sophomores.
- Yeah we've got so much to look forward to.
Like handholding.
- And Monday pizza night.
- Monday pizza night.
- I ripped up my Dick!
(indistinct) with a stupid robot arm!
- I'm bowing for the queen. That's why I'm like this.
She won't peg me will she?
Oh, 'Cause I would hate that.
- I'm a God, I can do whatever I want.
I (beep) your mom. Preemptively.
(laughs)
I did it and she said, Ooh,
this is so much better than Kevin's dad.
- You (beep) my mom, wait, what?
- Preemptively?
- I feel like so much, like, but so numb.
Like I'm so numb, yeah like so much pain.
- Pickup all your tears or a Snish
will drink them and they'll be sick.
Its the glitter. It makes them sick.
- I just feel, like, so alone in this, like, school.
Like how can my life be such a paradox. Oh my God.
- People think I'm cool, but I don't even charge
to play. I pay people that play at their party.
- Are you going to ask me to marry you?
- I will demand it (Indistinct).
- Are you gonna offer her land though?
'Cause I offered her land in season five.
- I will offer her a landing strip.
It is what I call the hair that runs
from my neck to my peep.
- It got the landing strip,
caught the combine and season three,
I lost the whole testicle.
- I actually call it an aircraft carrier because
I'm so sweaty it is surrounded by water.
- I think I'm good.