is there any doubt when oscar meyer's in
your mouth let's talk about that
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good mythical morning okay if you had to
give up one of these things which one
would it be beef
pork or poultry that's like chicken and
other chicken like meats
uh my brain almost exploded i went in to
try to get an answer and it wouldn't you
wouldn't give one oh it doesn't want to
give any of those
protecting you from from going meatless
in any form yeah okay i respect that and
you know what it's your lucky day rhett
because that was just a hypothetical and
you can still have all the meats you
want in fact we're about to have more
meats than you can shaken orbeez at all
to see if we can tell the name brands
from the no names it's time for
knockoff knockout meets edition
okay in each round they're gonna be four
different servings of meat before us one
of them will be a name brand
thinking about meat that you've heard of
while the others will be generic brands
from a store you've also probably heard
of all right we're gonna be competing to
identify the name brand meat and even
though i've only won one of these
knockoff knockouts in 13 tries it's hard
to believe that is true i've been told i
do feel good about today
uh the only one that i won was bread
you're a bread man i knew that about you
maybe i'm a meat man the loser will have
to spend good mythical more between the
winners buns
our first meat is the best compliment to
any other meat right you can put bacon
on burger you can put it on a grilled
chicken you can put on a pepperoni pizza
and it always going to make it better
but will the name brand
farmer john farmer john yes well that
bacon tastes better than the plain jane
piers that's what we are trying to find
and i gotta say uh i'm not too
discriminating when it comes to my bacon
i i mean i don't like like imitation
bacon or like turkey bacon but
all of these are oven
eyes
yeah baked it's the board that we use
okay yeah
it's not so much the taste it felt like
it just disintegrated like my whole
thing just like it was like somebody
made bacon with like little bits of
bacon i didn't like this i didn't like
it and this one is fattier
but it tastes
a lot better wow way better and it
tastes a lot better but there's also um
aftertaste a smokiness yeah a liquid
smokiness like an artificial smokiness
that i'm not fond of that's strange
that one started out bad and this one
ended bad we're getting weird bacon guys
this one's bigger
bigger bacon
okay now we're talking
so much better that's like night and day
better
that's some good bacon it's salty it's
crunchy
mmm
well that's good
now this one looks promising it's a
little more floppy i used to be a floppy
bacon man yeah and then i became an
extremely crispy bacon man i don't know
what happened
but it's just
it's clearly superior in my in my in my
mouth now
it's a little thicker
the taste is nice though
it's not as good as that though is it
it's definitely down to these two
i mean if this one was
actually fried or baked a little bit
harder don't give me any hints though
bro you guys have your sticks we're
competing against each other yeah i
don't know shoot
okay
hold up we're gonna nicely we're gonna
nicely stab these
okay
in three
two one
see even though this one tasted the best
i think this one has the most potential
i it
definitely down to these two i just feel
like that might be too thick for farmer
john i don't think farmer john goes that
thick guys i am sitting back here
learning so much already with today's
episode because the farmer john bacon is
on plate number three
it is the best bacon yes it matters are
365 by whole foods
good and gather by target target
something happening at the end y'all and
great value by walmart great value not
there's just potential there you get a
lot of value thick bacon
all right shoot
now hot dogs and baseball are so tied
together it's hard to believe that hot
dogs are not even mentioned once and
take me out to the ball game think about
the lyrics doesn't say take me out to
the wiener you don't use peanuts and
cracker jacks yeah okay so it's really
on ballpark to hold down this legacy by
leaving the rest of the field behind and
knocking this round out of the park up
ground rule double
that's when it bounces over the fence it
leaves the part it's a bounce it's kind
of anticlimactic though kind of like i
was eating these hot dogs
now these were microwaves here's the
deal dude
these are look at the different sizes
here same color different size
different size different
color smaller it's not the size of the
wiener
it's the flavor
i'm really focusing on that flavor
it just tastes like hot dog
i'm saying like it tastes like hot dog
here's a bacon man this is almost i
almost call this a sausage it's a
sausage size but it is a hot dog
oh thicker
meatier more flavor
that's pretty tasty whoa
it actually tastes like a slim jim yeah
i don't like
i don't think it tastes like a slim jim
but i think it tastes pretty good
this one's this is the right size
in this center and it's a darker color
just to say if that's right the diagonal
cut that i feel like is very fancy i
like i like a diagonal cut yeah these
are the fanciest wieners i've had in a
while yeah um
that's a good flavor that's they're
getting better
this one is
heads above
the other two i don't think i think it's
gradually getting better this one is the
size that i think of a ballpark frank
but
is it the ballpark aren't known for
being plump though
right
i don't know i don't go to baseball
parks
oh you mean like if you got a hot dog at
a at a stadium it would be this size
yeah
right
i agree with that like a dodger dog is
pretty thin that's not bad it's pretty
good it tastes like a hot dog
i don't know if this but this is
ballpark brand
um could you be presenting us something
that's a better name brand but different
no
no okay all right i'm ready three better
name brand but different two
one wow man
what bam uh i think you may be right
it's gotta be nice that's the best one
but i just think this was i think this
is a sneaky round i think it's a sneaky
round
the ballpark one with taste hot dogs are
on plate number
one yeah what yep yep i'm just going
with the way it's going with the way
that it is as much for this round but
the other franks are
signature select by safeway
pretty good don't like the one you like
so much is kirkland signature by costco
kirkland
costco is famous yeah we should have no
okay
the costco
dog is a famous
the last is great value by walmart hmm
yeah
well i don't know if you're going to win
this one but i'm i'm i'm i'm happy
okay before we dig into these delectable
chicken breasts we want to let you know
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let's get into these chicken breasts
we're looking for tyson chicken breast
and as a mature adult with kids
that's all i'm going to say about these
boobies
watch it pal boom a little bit chicken
boobies um
these look like they were boiled and
nothing else there's a little there's a
little pepper remnant on top just how i
love my chicken breast just straight
boil but it isolates just the the meat
you know it makes me think about like
when you have to dissect things shut up
class
a little dry
tastes
like chicken
here's another one
it's a different this is a thick daddy
good gosh it's tougher
it's like eating jerky um and it tastes
bad too
this is not
that's not good there's a little gamey
yeah yeah like that that like this might
be like i mean chicken not supposed to
be gamey this is a wild chicken
this is a wild chicken somebody called a
wild chicken wow called chicken
north atlantic chicken
i'm really grossed out by this and it's
your fault
yeah remember when there's frogs that we
used to have to do in like the lamb's
brain i learned a lot that day this one
is
milder
i mean that one is just horrible this is
from a farm definitely
this is not a wild chicken that somebody
just like shot
i'm going to this one is though
like like a dog brought this chicken to
someone in its mouth i got it
yeah and then they cooked it yeah
all right this is just all overall just
a horrible experience for me
though i'm ready to vote
like you don't i mean
preparing chicken
is just something that
there's other steps that weren't
completed
there's a little season i'm ready two
one i think it's oh you agree yeah
because i know that tyson like i don't
want to make any claims i'm gonna get in
trouble but tyson is known for their big
breasts
well i i'm gonna i'm gonna switch mine
because i'm i'm just so far behind and
we're not increasing in points right
right i gotta try i gotta try something
different
the tyson chicken breasts are on plate
number
one oh the flat ones the flat ones y'all
got flat breasts the other breasts are
kirkland's signature by cosby they're
sending people out they're just sending
dogs out
descending dogs
what's the dogs who figure it out great
value by walmart and good and gather by
target the target breaths are pretty
good and they've been injecting those
chickens with something over there at
target
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okay link
this round should be yours because these
are sausage links ah if you if you lose
this round i mean it's just an
embarrassment to the family or at least
to to all links everywhere yeah i'm
i'm here to represent we're looking for
johnsonville johnsonville
you like link sausages more than patty
sauces
i've never asked you this i think i like
the patty a little bit better than the
link
i'm gonna start calling you patty no i
bring i bring the link to the patty
okay
that was
it had some
dominant spice
yeah it's dominant spice and this one
this one wants to curl up a little bit
oh
but it wants to taste better
and it succeeds it tasting better well
but then
something happens at the end it's that
same spice i don't know what it is it's
a sausage spice like fennel are we
tasting like the fennel
the bend are we tasting the bend
that's the best one so far
that's good
very sausaging this is a skinny sucker i
feel you know what i feel like i feel
like i'm at a continental breakfast i'm
going down i'm going down to the place
down in the lobby of the of the holiday
inn and here's the guy with the four
plates of sausage everybody's looking at
oh yeah i don't know what he's doing
they're all the same
these are longer
pretty tasty though
they're the most
unadulteratedly
sausagey
no this might be one this is wild boar
they're sending the dogs after these too
oh yeah the costco dogs that's from
costco because they're sending the dogs
after this tastes really good but it's
like
there's
some it's meatier can you adopt a costco
dog you think and then it does the
hunting for you
they they you can they have orphan dogs
at costco
they use the dogs to get the wild
chickens i'm assuming that they're also
using this same pack of dogs to get the
boar because there's a bohr problem in
the united states costco's putting
things together they're doing things and
i think it's probably also like a dog
adoption program i'm just connecting x
to y to z man
okay i'm ready to vote the question is
do i go with what i think is the best
or
not i'm going with form factor and taste
three
two
one
oh gosh see you're agreeing with me and
you're winning so that's never gonna
work i know this isn't it this is
this is like some fancy knockoff thing
that's costco man
i
i gotta stick with my guns
you sure
well yeah
you want to change because this is
pretty sweet man
it's either this
or this i just don't know if the
johnsonville gives you the bins i don't
know if johnsonville they have a sweet
maple syrup one but that's not the one
they would have put on i think it's up
to you
to switch if you want to switch it's not
in my interest to switch i'm going to
switch it and you you can't switch me
you just said it was up to me it's up to
you if you want to switch you but you
can't switch me so
this is so sweet and i know they have a
maple and i don't think you would put
the maple in here because that would be
too different
so i'm going to go with this one i i
think you just gave yourself a chance
man yeah that's great because i said you
sure like meaning move it to plate
number two that's the correct answer
thank you
thank you stevie not bad the others are
great though good and gather by target
great value by walmart nice and kroger
brand kroger getting fantastic
that's a really good sausage that's
both of these maybe the dogs work for
both costco and kroger that's two above
john smart plan this one
turkey bacon is bacon that makes you
feel better about eating bacon as long
as you don't immediately eat real bacon
right after it and then you feel stupid
about your decision because it's not
real bacon it's turkey bacon which one
of these is oscar meyer turkey bacon
well this is i mean this
feels like i didn't pick up anything i
know it looks like a like a greasy fruit
roll-up it's like what early planes were
made out of it's so light balsa wood
it's like they took a little sheet of
turkey and they slathered it in fat or
something i mean like what how many
turkeys
how much of this could you make from one
turkey
a lot this is like a chip
what's happening there it's so crunchy
oh is it now this has a flop it tastes
great this has a flop to it which is
what i kind of expect yep i'm seeing the
flop
and tastes better
on the front side
i mean
if you were like with your family
continental breakfast that's better
y'all were going to like i don't know
where you going on vacation you going to
disney world cabo san lucas i don't know
if like there's
if you're eating if you're eating eating
a continental breakfast in capacity
lucas i think that's like a resort town
i'm talking about like you're in america
and you're going into the park and you
didn't want to actually pay to stay
inside disney world yeah so you're
staying outside disney world and they're
giving you this kind of breakfast okay
one stripe of fake fat and well all
turkeys have that strip of fat hmm
yeah
looks like some shoes should be made out
of this is weird
that's awful not good at all
bad
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can't even finish it
and then this one black around the edges
that's pretty tasty
i'm voting for which one i think is the
best
three
two
one whoop up see we're green again well
it's we know it's either this one or
that one
last time you changed and you
it was the correct choice and you won
you're gonna do that again or should i
do that
i'm feeling like i should do that
or do you want to do it
you sure
what does that even mean now stevie it
means you should probably change yeah
oh i'm not changing well then i'm not
unchanging
but you're both sure
yeah
the oscar meyer turkey bacon is on plate
number
three oh really
this one it's that one it's the worst
one it's horrible it's got a fake stripe
in it y'all need to rethink the second
time the brand's been beaten out
so
all right what do we have kroger kroger
listen we love y'all but y'all got to
put some more thought into this sam's
choice by walmart yeah i made a good
choice he's doing it and first street by
smart and final he's wanting fine you're
burning the edges somehow we don't even
know but dude but walmart's bringing it
today yeah they are but i think in the
end um i win again and uh
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