so many douchebags so little time I'm a
douchebag
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're
counting down our picks for another top
10 alleged celebrity douchebags I
wouldn't believe everything you read in
tabloids for this list we've chosen
famous people who are known for being
obnoxious
Xzibit jerky behavior or think they're
worth more than they really are a bunch
of bad I want big trophies evil people
like mass murderers or serial killers do
not count for the record we're not
necessarily saying they are douchebags
but we understand why many people think
they are I can't do it we'll do it live
okay if you didn't see someone you think
should be on this list
be sure to check out our first video on
the top 10 famous douchebags as well as
our videos on the top 10 hated musical
artists hated actors and hated comedians
I would I could stand at the top of the
list
number 10 bill maher and that's it
because of what
one person's outspoken advocates is
another person's douchebag extremely
intelligent and well informed bill knows
what he's talking about but his
positions are oftentimes unshakable and
served to infuriate any who disagree if
we took the Bible seriously we look over
our fence on Sunday morning see our
neighbor mowing his lawn and think huh
working on Sunday I really should kill
him the cancellation of his successful
talk show politically incorrect in his
mind due to his comments about September
11th we have been the cowards lobbing
cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away
that's cowardly lot seem to have fueled
him to treat the centers as morons and
fools which you can imagine has
alienated a large part of the audience
do you feel comfortable saying look you
American people most of you had
dunderheads and you just don't
understand and I do you do feel messed I
do okay agree with them or not it's easy
to see he's become increasingly caustic
over the years especially when it comes
to religious groups I know that I think
it's very interesting that you're a
Christian now you were a Muslim and when
you get your clothes you buy them like a
Jew number nine Robin Thicke some of us
grew up watching growing pains and as a
result
Alan Thicke became a beloved figure now
because he brought a man who felt the
need to release a music video featuring
half-naked women cavorting around him
and balloons that say he has a big dick
pop a six rep has been ruined for many
we already had Kirk Cameron and his
ultra conservative comments tainting our
memories of the classic 80s sitcom do
you think homosexuality is a sin I think
that it's uh it's it's it's it's
unnatural we didn't need some other
cheating jerk who's too dumb to realize
how a mirror works coming along and
making things worse is what they should
say I'm a douchebag
who thinks he's so smooth everyone's
dancing number eight Jesse James the
headlines say and the most hated man in
America I think it's most hated man in
the world now coming to notoriety as a
motorcycle customizer on reality TV
Jesse James created an image of himself
as a misunderstood figure food despite
his tattoos was smart and reasonable
will be a bad mini Jimmy through
Celebrity Apprentice and his marriage to
Sandra Bullock America embraced this
bike enthusiast until his infidelity
came to light each time with trashy er
women including a purported Nazi
sympathizer a woman named Michelle
bombshell McGee sold a story to In Touch
magazine claiming she had an 11-month
affair with James while Bullock was away
filming ultimately branded a cheat and a
fool
Jesse's image will more than likely
never recover and we won't shed any
tears for this serial cheater whole life
is based off second chances you know and
you get lots of them and it's up to you
to whether you're gonna capitalize it on
it or none number 7 Sarah Palin I know I
guess that goes without saying sort of
like giant douche nozzle when this
former Alaska governor was tapped to be
John McCain's running mate in the 2008
presidential election she had the
opportunity to blaze a trail for female
politicians that would never be
replicated in what respect Charlie Bush
what are you and what do you interpret
it to be his worldview no the Bush
Doctrine enunciated September 2002
before the Iraq war it's too bad she had
absolutely no business getting the
nomination as she proved herself to be
woefully uninformed I wrote most of them
again with a great appreciation for the
press for the me
like what compass if eclis I'm curious
that you know all of them in fact
pulling Palin quotes to prove that fact
is like shooting fish in a barrel did
you think it was okay for a child to
step on a dog in this case yes perhaps
her worst transgression of all however
is that the opportunity she gained that
no woman before was ever afforded
arguably resulted in nothing more than a
reality show
Oh
number six phil robertson emeriti girls
um in about fifteen or sixteen pick it
up
the Robertson family became multi
millionaires
thanks to their family-owned duck call
manufacturing business and seemingly
overnight their antics on duck dynasty
want a massive following and made their
merchandise omnipresent quit crying like
a scrawny sasquatch Oh
Bacchus a master of camouflage the
family's patriarch took his new Fame and
the soapbox it gave him and turned it
into an opportunity to spew homophobic
racist and hateful rhetoric at every
turn I'm not giving up on him but I'm
just saying either convert them or kill
them one or the other
comparing homosexuality to bestiality
initially earned grandpa Phil a
suspension from his show Robertson says
being gay quote it's not logical my man
it's just not logical but the outcry by
the show's fan base garnered him a
reprieve despite claims that he doesn't
hate anybody
his words tell a very different tale
okay done let me just read some of the
more disturbing comments it seems to me
a vagina he says as a man would be more
desirable than a man's anus number five
mama June Shannon honey Boo Boo's mother
reunited with the man who did prison
time for molesting her oldest daughter
chickadee the fact that she first became
famous for having a daughter featured on
the beauty pageant disgraced known as
toddlers and tiaras really should have
tipped people off that she wasn't the
best
Galla makes me Halla honey boo boo
despite this early clue nobody could
have foreseen how mama June and honey
Boo Boo's reality TV empire would
ultimately crumble do you believe your
daughter was molested by mark after
everything everybody's told me and Ana's
told me you know I mean I do believe
that you know something happened you
know you did not read these court
documents I did not dating a man who was
convicted of molesting your own child is
so reprehensible that douche bag may not
even go far enough yet it feels right to
have her here nonetheless but right now
we're talking about pumpkin she once
thought mark was her father
but now June is revealing who she claims
is her real father and he's another
ex-offender number four bill o'reilly
cool because you why not why why a wire
routinely bringing people with differing
points of view on his show only to lose
his mind and interrupt them before they
can finish a sentence or make a point
are you not here I mean what I'll be not
here I mean worse is white
I don't think something drunk a thanks I
know O'Reilly is an arguably horrible
host and utter douchebag but hey it's
good TV right you never wait to be in
his country what but that has nothing to
do it if we were to ignore the endless
examples of disrespect for guests and
simply consider the legendary internet
clip of his freakout on Inside Edition
and thank sucks bill would be a
deserving entry in this list shouting
down dissenters at every turn
bill has become a parody of over-the-top
news types this is just for cutting
reimbursements to doctors and I always
talked about this is bull number three
Teresa and Joe Giudice criticizing one
of the Real Housewives may be too easy
but this couple stands head and
shoulders above the rest in the contest
to reach new lows whether it was
Teresa's insane table flipping freak out
or Joe's fisticuffs with Teresa's
brother a highlight reel of their
misdeeds is chock-full of crazy
Real Housewives stars in real trouble
two of the Bravo's the Real Housewives
of New Jersey Teresa and Joe Giudice
showed up in court this morning their
douchey behavior has recently come to a
climax with their fraud trial which led
to jail time for both but they've melt
that into more TV interviews and
attention their lifeblood do you think
you have respect for the law I certainly
do I you know that's why my mom was
crying I I was in shock I do have
respect for a lot number two Ted Nugent
look in the camera say I apologize for
being a lion back
first gaining fame as a musician the
Nuge has since shifted into an outspoken
NRA board member and activist duh
but mainly it's his outlandish racist
and hateful statements that land him
here
I am repulsed at the concept of
man-on-man sex I think it's against
nature calling the President of the
United States a subhuman mongrel
communist nurtured subhuman mongrel
among other things is offensive on so
many levels we can't even fathom it yet
not only did Ted say it he mostly stood
by his comments when the story blew up I
think he qualifies and we didn't even
mention the thing about how when he
couldn't marry a girl cuz she was too
young he instead became her legal
guardian from the looks of that mustache
I'm guessing you're a tenured professor
at the People's Republic of Berkeley hey
the only left-wing thing about me is the
way I write mmm wow that's just fine as
long as you're not a Mormon before we
reveal our top pick here are a few
honorable or in this case dishonorable
mentions no I don't ask asking you for
your opinion boom at that point
oftentimes you just lose control
emotions and you're going to hear people
talk about players having to show
restraint this down the other you know
most people the average person on the
street they wouldn't even show the
Connor straight that players do just
listening to the heckling and abuse that
you take in the course of a game she
actually suffered we checked this with
her lawyer today before I interviewed
you cuz you this is why I booked you of
course even though you're trying to
pretend now this is the last thing you
want to talk about it's three agencies
of government when I get there that are
gone commerce education and the what's
the third one there let's see number one
the Kardashians
a family that came to prominence because
of one members involvement in getting a
J Simpson off in his murder trial and
another sex tape the Kardashians are
shameless Fame [ __ ]
want the attention we were torn about
who to choose as biggest douche in a
family that includes Kris Jenner Kanye
West Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick so
the only answer was to include them all
as a package deal it is very serious and
it does take a lot of work and planning
and I just want to do it right
unabashedly obsessed with themselves
this troupe of pseudo celebrities became
more and more removed from humanity as
they do anything to garner attention and
relentlessly whine about their lack of
privacy we just like could never get
over it
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