SMG4 INTRO
MARIO: Whooooaaaaaa...!
SMG4: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH--
*Crash*
MARIO: La-la-la, hm-hm-hmm... La, la, la, hm-hm hm-hm hmm...
*Retarded Evil Laugh*
BOWSER: Bwahahahahaha! I'm back, Mario! I've come take the princess, the castle, and rule the Mushroom--
MARIO: I hate this channel.
BOWSER: Now... I know what you might be thinking... You're thinking, "Bowser, this is the stupidest idea you've ever came up with..."
JUNIOR: MOMMY!
MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY!
*Roar*
BOWSER: Well... You know what I've got to say to that?
JUNIOR: MOMMYYYYYYY!!!
BOWSER: WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!?!?!
JUNIOR: I'm-a hungry! Have you got any food?
BOWSER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOWSER: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
JUNIOR: Oh, mother--
*Phone Ringing*
BOWSER: What's up?
GRANDMA: Raisins!
BOWSER: What?!
*Ominous Music*
BOWSER: Oh, really? I was really hoping to kidnap the princess and all...
GRANDMA: Oh, that's okay. Guess I'll just die alone...
JUNIOR: MOMMYYYY--
GRANDMA: SHUT THE F**K UP!!!
BOWSER: Nooooooo! No! No! No!
*Laughing*
JUNIOR: Hai-ya!
JUNIOR: Ha ha ha ha--
AUGH!!!
JUNIOR:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOWSER: You piece of fucking... I swear to god, I'm gonna...
*Angrily Mumbling*
JUNIOR: I'm-a thirsty! You got something to drinky?
BOWSER: DO YOU...
...WANT TO DRINK...
...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMILK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
JUNIOR: Ah... No.
BOWSER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
LUIGI: Oh, hey Bowser, what's up? Making some home movies?
BOWSER: I... Uh... NO! Is Mario here?
(Alert)
(Fire)
MARIO: YES! OH MY GOSH!!!
Come here, fishy--
Ah, fuck!!!
WIERD DUDE: Hey, fellas... You looking for a good time? I'll show ya a good time...
*Constipation*
MARIO: Oh, it's on, asshole!
SMG4: Oh, goddammit!
Mamaf**ker
MARIO: Hoo hoo! Hello! It's-a me, Mario!
(italian speaking)
MARIO: Oh look...
MAMA!!! HOO HA HOO!!! WOW WOW!!!
BOWSER: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
BOWSER: Huh?
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
GRANDMA: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
BOWSER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MARIO: La-la-la, hm-hm-hmm...
JUNIOR: AAAAHHHHH!!!
BOWSER: HOLY SHIT!!!
*Laughter* *Airplane Noises*
JUNIOR: Again!
MARIO: MAMAF**KER!!!
MARIO: I'm-a fallen, and I can't get up!
JUNIOR: Again!
MARIO: NO!
JUNIOR: WHAAA!
*Fart*
MARIO: WHAT DA F**K?!?!
*Laughter*
MARIO: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!!
BOWSER: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
*Panic*
*Crying*
MARIO: Whoo-hoo!
BOWSER: I don't give a fuck!
MARIO: Look, I'm a video game...
THE F**K DOES GROMMIT MEAN?!
MARIO: Say whaaaaaaaaaat?
BOWSER: MARIO!
MARIO: Hello, gay Bowser... I still love you!
*Gay Moan*
BOWSER: Ugh... Ugh...!
Wario: Beautiful!
BOWSER: MARIO!
MARIO: Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeessssss?
BOWSER: Let's touch p****es...
*Barfing*
MARIO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
BOWSER: Ugh... UGH...!!!
*Barfing*
JUNIOR: Hey! Get up! Get up, get up get up, get up... *Gibberish*
BOWSER: YOU ARE JUST A STUPID, WORTHLESS *CENSORED*!!!!
*Wimper*
MARIO: Oh no!
*Crying*
MARIO: Oh, Hell no!!!
Mario: (italian speaking)
BOWSER: I don't care!
Mario: (italian speaking continues)
GRANDMA: Raisins!
BOWSER: Oh. shit!
MARIO: Have you seen *Lost Koopa*?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
YEAH TOAST!!!
MARIO: Okey-dokey!
What? Who's that? Gary?
ROY: Hey, daddy!
ROY: Bitch! I'm fabulous!
*PewDiePie Fabulous Song*
BOWSER: Shut the fuck up!
EGGMAN: Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb... You're a Sex Bomb...
MARIO: Bullshit!
MARIO: Nobody caaaaaaaaaaaaares! Nobody caaaaaaaaaaaaares!
EGGMAN: That's where you're wrong, biatch!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Panic*
MARIO & BOWSER: Oh, Hell no!
Mario: Hey Stinky! (italian speaking)
COP: Alright, alright, alright.
Sir, um... I'm gonna have to ask you to please... um... come with us, if you don't mind... just for a minute.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MARIO: Grrrr! Come on!
*Phone Ringing*
BOWSER: Hello?
Granny: Raisins!
BOWSER: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
*Yelling*
MARIO: Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going?!
EGGMAN: Don't drop that dun dun dun... *Hey!* Don't drop that dun dun dun...
BOWSER: Let's do this!
YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
EGGMAN: Whoa!
*Screaming*
EGGMAN: How dare--! You ruined my work, you flying fat man!
Mario: Let se go!
TOAD: Oh my god, Mario! Your princess is in another castle...
EGGMAN: Out of this house! Out of this house!
BOWSER: Oh, goddammit!
BOWSER: Uh oh...
EGGMAN: Unbelievable!
I'm gonna kill you, and I'll kick you in your--
JUNIOR: Hehehehe...
BOWSER: Junior... I've got something... Difficult to tell you about...
BOWSER: For the first time, I'm actually proud of you...
JUNIOR: Give me a hug?
BOWSER: NO! TO BITCH SLAP YOU! I FUCKING--
*get rekt*
SMG4: Well, then how are we supposed to end this episode?
DOCTOR: Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts.
MARIO: Ah, yes. I would like a diagnosis... I think I'm-a pregnant.
*Barfing*
Subtitles made by: JacboyX