Are all bacons created equal?
Let's talk about that
Good Mythical Morning!
bacon is made from pigs right?
WRONG!
bacon is made from all types of things
I'm told it's made from all types of animals and plants
plants too they make bacon out of plants man
the world is your bacon oyster
and side note if oyster doesn't come in bacon form
it should memo to the peeps
OK
we'll get it working on that
in the meantime we're to sample all that the bacon world has to offer
and we're gonna do that in the best way that we know how...
it's time to play
What Meat Met Its Maker When Makin' This Miraculous Bacon?
as you can see, we can't
here's how this is gonna work
we're gonna have different kinds of bacon brought to us
on the patent pending bacon stick
which we wanted to call the BIC but apparently those are pins and razors, thats already taken
so what we're gonna do
it comes in on the BIC
oh excuse me on the bacon stick
we eat it
and then we have to say
Where it's came from
what animal plant or whatever oyster it came from
thats it i mean we gotta just say whatever it came from
well let's do it
feed me bacon!
crispy
really crispy
greasy
tasty
woah
i just got a little hint of something
a little hint of something?
a hint of non porkishness
it still tastes really good
i'm very excited about this whole game
is this what this all gonna be like?
do you taste something that is definitely non porkishness?
i mean...
it's a gaminess
there's a definite gaminess
alright you guys ready?
yeah
3
2
1
pig/turkey
i said turkey you're calling it bluff and saying pig
it tasted just like regular bacon i was just going along
i didn't think it was gamy either but it's not pig
and the answer is
chicken
see i was very close
you we're in the poultry family
do i get a point?
do i get a poultry point?
can i just
stop the presses for a second?
there's chicken bacon?
whaaaaat?/holy what?
what part of the chicken?
the belly?
the pig part
that was incredible
yeah
sign me up for chicken bacon
that is a revelation man
yeah it sure is
i don't even know why
bring home the bacon
right bring it right to my mouth
it's big
it's wide
it's crunchy
it's not great
it's got this manufactured fattiness to it
you think so?
woah woah woah
that meat
THAT MEAT!
THAT MEAT I KNOW!
you're talking gamy now
aren't you?
it tastes, it feels like real fat to me
this is from a large animal
yeah
i have an idea what this animal eats
this is kinda grossing me out a little bit
because it is like...
this is so gross i can't even tell you why
it tastes like... a twisted form of jerky
i think you're on the right track
thats what i'm feeling
alright can i have your answers
in
3
2
1
buffalo/bison
oooh Rhett!
same family
we said the same thing
well it's beef bacon so i feel compelled to give you some kind of points
but we both knew that it was from a grazing large animal
it does taste like beef stew now
and i know as i'm chewing i look like a cow
but it doesn't matter because we bot got it right
so let's just say zero
you know what let's just give ourselves a point for it just for the heck of it
yeah just because we...
to feel good
a sense of pride for us
one point each
alright let's keep that bacon train rolling
the thickness
i'm getting areading
yeah
not a lot of fat on this one
oh my goodness
i don't wanna say what it tastes like because thats gonna be my guess
can i have some more
i don't want any more
i have an answer
its too thick to be bacon
3, 2, 1
Boar/Pig
Haha I called your bluff
I said boar
Its duck bacon
AHHHHHHH
oh it bright in here
ahh it was duck
hey listen
hey i aid duck one too early
hey i said duck in another round
im in the market for some duck bacon now
i would like to be crowned eith the bacon crown
i will do that
ladies and gentlemen he won it honestly
wear the bacon crown with pride
oh steve hardy is about to walk in
(Fake laughter)
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