- [All] Hi we're the Fab Four out of Five.
- From Netflix's Queer Eye.
- And we're going to share
our opinions on heterosexual culture today with BuzzFeed.
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- Okay, starting off, truck nuts, and this is a cancel.
No one needs testicles off the side of your car.
- If they're going to have truck nuts,
they should have vulva as well.
- So we're gonna cancel.
- We're canceling.
- Cancel, cancel, cancel. - Cancel, cancel, cancel.
- Cargo shorts, I don't mind a cargo
- Shut up!
- No, no, no! - Cancel.
- I don't mind a cargo long pant if it's fitted,
but I hate a cargo short.
- But what about an oversized short, like--
- No I can't. - Cancel.
No one needs that many pockets.
Not even construction workers. - So no, yeah, it's a cancel.
It's a cancel.
- Gender reveal party I feel like it's not
a heterosexual-specific phenomenon,
because like gays obviously, we can have babies,
we have gender reveal parties,
However, I do feel that this bi-gender thing that we do,
this man and this woman, honey, is so much pressure
- It's unnecessary.
- You know I don't know who I am when I get here.
- It sounds like you know. - But I do like,
I do like cupcakes. - I do love cupcakes.
- Because stop it because, seriously,
what about if your child decides
or reveals that they're trans - Yeah, exactly.
- And now you've like. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Every child should have a rainbow cake.
- Cancel.
- [Antoni] Fedoras, cancel, cancel.
- We've canceled everything.
- Cancel the fedora.
- Fedoras, cancel. - I canceled the fedora.
- Yes.
- I like a fedora.
- [Karamo] Posters that say, "Live, laugh, love"
- I know I have...
- I think why not.
Anything that's going to remind you to do ...
- I don't... - Not with that kind of font.
- It feels very mustard seed to me.
- We should aspire for better fonts, it's 2019.
- I'm keeping it.
- It's very Utah, and I love Utah.
I'm so sorry, but it is very, very Utah.
I don't love that. - It's way to fromage.
- [Johnathan] Oh fleece vest.
- [Karamo] Fleece vest, what do you think?
- I'm saying yes to a fleece vest.
- No - If it's styled out right
I actually do quite like a fleece vest.
- No.
- That Patagonia one could be cute.
- Uh, Tan also wears Tevas willingly
and is proud of it so. - I live in Utah.
- That's your reference point.
- The only person who can pull off
a vest like this is DeRay,
who like is part of the Black Lives Matter Movement.
Other than that, cancel these.
- [Tan] 2-in-1, no.
Body, washing shampoo.
I'm going to say no. - Why not?
- Oh absolutely not.
- No they have different... - No
- Right, Right - That's a hard no.
- Dumbest idea ever.
- You can't, body washes are very abrasive.
It's meant to get all like the dirt and the debris
of like the airports and the gross things off you,
but your scalp honey, she's a gentle, little,
she's a gentle little ecosystem
- She's just a little girl. - And we don't need to be
taking very harsh and stringent chemicals to our scalps.
- Agreed
- Cancel. - Cancel.
- Pumpkin spice latte, I'm so over this sh**.
- Barf, cancel.
- I've never had a latte in my life
and I never want one, so cancel it.
- No I don't like it.
I'm not going to pretend to like it.
- [Johnathan] I love tailgates.
- I love a tailgate. - Tailgates are so fun.
Great way to like interact with people.
- When I was a cheerleader we would go,
we would go around the tailgate
and we would do like stunts and stuff around all the cooks.
- Oh board shorts, no cancel.
- Cancel so hard.
- Oh my - They're so unflattering.
They hit at a point of the leg that's
gonna make you look, just not very good.
- And it's also this thing like men think like,
if their shorts are somehow, like shorter
that it's somehow making them gay or whatever, it's not.
Getting married at Disney World, no.
- That's kind of cute - Stop it.
- Okay wait.
- Why are children getting married at Disney World?
I don't understand.
- They need to stop letting kids get married
in America, you're right.
- No, it's not cute.
- It's a commercialization of like an old, cancel.
- It's not, cancel it, it is not cute, Tan.
- Hold on, couple costumes, that's cute!
Back up, couple costumes are cute.
- I'm like very like anti-couple
right now and you know that.
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- Okay, alright, got it, yeah, that's funny.
But for me I'm not anti-couple.
I think this is cute.
- I think, I think it's cute.
- Can you support me right now?
- I pick cancel, because that couple
looks terrified and uncomfortable.
- [Tan] Flip flop with jeans?
- No, not pass.
- Not in a bell bottom like that either.
- Why would you be wearing with jeans?
- [Johnathan] March Madness?
- Do not.
- What's March Madness?
- It's a basketball thing, look at the photo.
- NCAA gorgeous basketball tournament every year.
I do like the names, like the Elite Eight,
the Super Sixteen. - No, cancel!
- Why?
- These promoters and networks
make so much money off these college kids
and they do nothing.
- What are the cheerleaders gonna do?
Go cheer for nothing?
I'm keeping it.
- No, they can't, no, cancel it.
Everybody's making money except for
these young, poor college kids
who are working their butts off.
Cancel.
- Okay, could you hold on one second?
We work to learn our tumbling passes for so long
so that we can cheer at those games.
- Yes, but I'm saying...
- Yeah, all four of us, too.
- People are making money - So let's pay the athletes!
- Pay them!
That's what I'm saying!
- Keep it with a caveat.
I'm keeping it.
Wedding hashtags?
Absolutely cancel it. - Cancel.
- You think anybody is gonna go back
and look at your stupid hashtag?
No one gives a (censor beeping)
Canceling it.
- I'm so glad I'm not having one for my wedding.
- I say cancel wedding, I hate wedding hashtags.
Please don't do a wedding hashtag.
- I'm not.
- It's very tacky.
- Alright, can you tell me more
about what you think of that?
- Thanks for playing.
That was the Queer Eye's Fab Four out of Five
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