♪ Baby baby baby bay bay bay ♪
- Here he comes.
- Sorry I'm late, everyone.
It's very rude of me.
I apologize.
(fart noise)
(all laughing)
- Oh my God, I farted.
Um.
Sorry about that, everyone.
Could you excuse me for a second?
I have to figure out what's going on.
What the heck?
There's a pink bag on my chair?
- Yeah, it's just a whoopee cushion, it's a prank.
- On me?
- No, you know, it's just a joke.
- What's the joke exactly?
- What do you mean?
- My farts don't sound anything like that.
My farts are long and way louder and they reek.
So what's the joke?
That I had a milder fart than I normally do?
That nobody's puking from my fart?
Is that the joke?
That I farted and no one barfed?
'Cause that's pretty funny actually.
That'll be a great day for me.
That'll be a great day for me if I farted
and nobody barfed.
- That's not the joke.
It was just like, you know,
what if you farted?
- I think we covered what would happen
if I farted, Jane, you'd throw up your pretty little lunch.
- Okay everyone, I think it's time to start the meeting.
The whoopee cushion thing was stupid.
Dahna, you wanna bring us up to speed
on what's happening in the Midwest division.
- Can I just ask, what's next?
Just so I know.
What's next?
- Sorry?
- Cake batter on my pants
and make it look like I cum in my pants?
- What are you talking about?
- What's the next joke?
Meatball down my leg to make it look
like my ball sack ripped open?
Brown pie in my undies to make it look like I shit my pants.
Brown pudding in my shoes
to make it look like I shooted diarrhea down my leg.
Make me think I'm mighty sick.
I'm rushed to the hospital and there for hours
and I miss my family photo tonight.
Is that the joke?
That I miss my family photo tonight?
- Nobody wants you to miss your family photos.
- Then what's the joke?
While I'm on the operating table a man is rushed in
'cause he was in a car accident and he has a metal bolt
through his head,
but he bleeds out in the waiting room
'cause the doctors are too busy trying
to shove two meatballs in my scrotum
and cake batter back in my penis.
Is that the joke?
I'm the man's widow?
You got her, Jane.
You really got her.
This is a betrayal on levels that no one's ever seen.
Permission to go home, lay down and watch some TV
and rest up so my face isn't beet red
for my family photo tonight?
- Yes, yes.
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry, guys.
It's gonna be another 10, 15, if you can hang tight.
- Have you guys seen that YouTube video
of the dancing lady in the clown mask
who falls off the couch?
- So funny.
- It's so funny.
- So funny, Jesse you'd love it.
- Put it on.
- It's like the second one down.
(upbeat music)
(giggling)
She's like unconscious.
- Have you seen the one where the weatherman
accidentally draws a penis?
- [Man] No, no, no.
- I haven't seen that.
- The second one.
Right there, right there.
- And with the cold front moving in from the northeast,
it going--
(laughing)
- He like had to have gotten fired, right?
- Have you seen the one with the kid
who puts the glow stick in the microwave?
- The dad is so funny.
- So funny, right?
- He's fucking nuts.
- Reggie, what's your favorite?
- I don't know what my favorite is.
- What's a funny one?
- Ah, God, there's like tons I can think of
that just blow me away.
- It's fine if you don't have one.
- I have one.
We all have one.
I have one.
I just can't remember exactly how you type it in.
- Well, I can search for it.
What happens in it?
- It's so funny.
I just can't remember, like, how to search for it.
- Well, just let us know when you remember it.
- I just can't remember--
I can't remember how to search it.
- You know what we have to watch,
we have to watch the guy with the newscaster
on the rollercoaster.
- Yes, so funny.
- It's so funny.
- [Man] It's so funny.
- Pull it up, pull it up, pull it up.
- [Girl] It's so funny.
(voices drowning out)
- [Man] It's so funny.
So funny!
- Woah, is this the new copier?
- It sure is, Denis.
They installed it this morning.
- Can't believe corporate actually listened to our request.
- Yep, I guess Christmas came early this year.
(all laughing)
This thing rules.
It collates, staples pages, no more stapling by hand.
- Yeah, Santa should've wrapped it.
- What?
- The printer.
Santa should've wrapped it when he gave it early.
- Oh.
This is gonna make our lives so much easier.
- I know, this is so much nicer than the old copier.
- Yeah, I know.
And Santa and all his elves must've worked so hard on it
and then they gave it to us early.
- It's a very nice printer, Tracey.
Just make sure no one copies their rear end, huh.
(all laughing)
- Oh that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard
to give us this so early.
- What?
- Did I stutter, Megan?
Santa Claus--
- Okay, it looks like the printer's gotten everyone
a little too excited.
- Of course it did.
Santa himself brought this here early
with Rudolph and now it's causing a fight.
- It was just an expression.
- I know that.
I'm not stupid.
I'm smarter than you.
- Everyone just go back to work.
- Are we even gonna get anything now?
- What?
- 'Cause I didn't ask for that.
Does that count as what I get for Christmas as my gift?
(gentle music)
Steve makes one Christmas joke
and you all shit yourselves laughing.
It's the talk of the office.
But I make hundreds of on par, if not better,
and everyone ices me.
I'm not popular at all?
- Woah, looks like Christmas came early.
- Santa brought it early!
(laughing)
- I guess he did.
Good one.
(gentle music)
- She said she's gonna be another 15 minutes.
- Okay, so what are we watching?
- Okay, I just saw this new video,
it's called Wine Stomp Lady.
- I saw that.
I don't wanna wreck it,
but why is she even up there?
- I have one.
- Oh, nice, Reggie, what is it?
- Have you guys ever seen Bozo Dubbed Over?
- Like Bozo the Clown?
- Have you seen it?
It's hilarious.
- No, let's watch it.
- Type in Bozo Dubbed Over.
And there's spaces between each of the words.
- Is this it?
- Yes.
- It has one view and it says
it was uploaded at 06:00 AM this morning.
- Have you seen it?
It's hilarious.
(light cheerful music)
- Oh fuck.
What the fuck.
I'm not even suppose to be here.
I hope I don't jack off.
- What is this, Reggie?
- I guess it's like a viral video
where Bozo dubs over.
- Oh fuck, a clownputer.
Fuck that.
Probably got no games.
I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom.
- Hilarious, right?
- What the fuck's that, like a little circle?
Oh fuck, I thought this guy's suppose to be bald.
- What is this guy trying to do?
Is this suppose to be what Bozo is thinking, or saying?
- What guy?
It's Bozo, Bozo did it.
- Bozo did what?
- Bozo did the dub.
He's doing the dub, Bozo is, not a guy.
- Okay.
This guy's about to jack off.
- I feel like it makes more sense
that a different guy is dubbing over it.
- No, he's saying what he wanted to say on the show now.
Bozo is.
That's Bozo's voice.
- This little fuckin' bike's a piece of shit.
- Reggie, did you make this thing last night
so you'd have a video to show?
(dramatic music)
- [Reggie Voiceover] No.