I already know this is probably the worst video
i'm ever going to make, my name Tom Harlock if you haven't seen my channel before
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How've you guys been I know it's been a while. I'll explain the gloves in a second
i've been really busy, and i've been kinda ill
But mainly busy, but i'm back today with a brand new youtube video
And I think this one is probably gonna be a long one
Today (unexplained noise)
I decided to, experiment
With needles, not heroin, or...
the other drugs that involve needles, and no i'm not
tattooing myself, or getting my niece to tattoo me again
I've decided to purchase 50
Oh i've dropped them all in the fright of the ghost
Well there was 50, and there is they're just on the floor now
50 acupuncture needles
I don't know why I did this, I actually, I, I,
genuinely, don't know, I ordered it at 2 o'clock in the morning on amazon
If you're not aware acupuncture is the ancient form of traditional form of chinese medicine
where you get loads of little thin needles and,
stick 'em all over different points of your body
it's supposed 'ta relieve stress
anxiety, tension, the
scientific side behind it ,if there is any,
is that when the needle is put into the nerve
loads of blood will be like
ahh lets go and, sort that, that hole out in the skin and fix it and then (indistinct)
acupuncture is 'sposed to be really good for wrinkles aswell
if you put them in the wrinkle area the blood rushes to that zone
and plumps it up and collagen and
endorphines and other buzz words that i read on wikipedia
I decided that I am quite a stressful person, well
I didn't decide that the world decided that, anyway,
I could probably benefit, from the ancient art of
acupuncture, more than anyone else.
didn't like the idea
of going
oh my god im so insecure
just going to an acupuncture person and having them be all
(wretching noise) touching all my body and putting needles in me
that revolts me, so i've decided that i've
done most things in my life myself, i've tattooed myself
i've built things with my own, bare,
cotton gloved hands
I could probably
acupuncture myself, I don't see why not
I did some research, on the internet
I found where the pressure points were on the face
My printer ran out of ink unfortunately
because I printed off a picture of Scarlett Johannson, im gonna go and get her
got her
So i printed of a picture of Scarlett Johannson, and unfortunately I
ran out of ink, because I wanted it to be the most hi-res
quality that it could be, but I still needed
a guide, to know where I'm putting all the points in
because I wanted to get it right and so I came up with
this, this is available in all good book retailers
this is my first youtube book, its only one page
and it's an acupuncture guide on where to put
acupuncture in your face
if you're not, if you're new to the game
We've got the lobes here
We've got the stress points over the brow
and we've got um, this is my moustache, 25 is the
maximum amount of facial needles that I could find online
I do know that acupuncture needles can go in the neck, I think
There's no one actually there by the way to my right
There's no one there I just keep looking off into a dark corner
Is it the neck, or is it definitely not the neck
I should probably google that before I do it, but if
I run out of face I've got neck, I've got skull, I can put a needle in my skull
I don't wanna make it easy for myself so I've decided that
I wanted to do 50 needles and instead of all over my body
which is already twice the
recommended bodily allowance of needles
I'm just gonna concentrate them all on this area
Just setting up for the day
the reason I put the gloves on is so you can see the needles better
because the needles are pretty much the same colour of my skin
this are what the needles look like, they're sterile, they come in packaging and stuff, I've just
removed them all in individually for the ease of filming, they're quite long
they're probably the size of half my finger
and i'm not too sure, if i'm
completely honest how much of the needle i'm supposed
to put in my face, however, I've read that
it's 1 to 2mm, that
doesn't help me because I don't understand
measurements, so 1 to 2mm, millimeters is the
smaller one centimeters is definitely, 'cause this is like,
I'm just gonna put it in until it hurts, now my video's gonna get demonitized
'kay, needle one, I'm gonna go
Why am I being so casual about this, this is gonna hurt, I've got a mirror here
so I can see, you're meant to do this cool nifty trick where you
go "boop" and it like pops out the packaging
I tried it with three needles and I can't do it so I'm just gonna stick to doing
what I know which is the good old (cracking noise) method, there
is that in? oh it's in!
is that in enough do i need to put it in more
ooh, i already feel so much less stressed, that kinda
hurt, so this is what I mean about the packaging, I'll see if you can see it
You're 'sposed to drop this out but I don't really know how
awh fuck I was supposed to get numbing cream
I didn't get any numbing cream, shit. Two needles
In my face, I got two needles in my face
That's two down and 48 to go
I don't want to do this anymore, I forgive, forgive myself for all the sins
I don't deserve to do this to myself
Is this right?
I look like a fucking porcupine, ooh!
(singing) oww, oww, ow, ow
I don't know how deep i'm supposed to go in, but I can see very obvious
holes in my face, follow the guide
This is like dot to dot or someth- ah you shittin slag
you absolute slag, ahh you slag
This ones hangin right off my face
ahh, I wouldn't recommend this at home 'cause it does hurt a little bit
but I can kinda feel my endorphines
goin, like AHH YOU FUCKING BITCH
you little, oh my god
I pushed the needle against my skull
unless you're a medical professor who can
prove me wrong in the comments, that I did feel it against my skull
prove that I didn't, don't know why I'm getting defensive
I wanna put this song on
(singing) I feel good, so good
That one touched my cheek, internally
ooh this is a popular song
this'll really get the youths going
my accountants that I'm poor, I'm poor, I'm poor
I ain't gotta Vine, I get Youtube views
I don't gotta Vine, I get Youtube views
By sticking needles in my little tiny face
1, 2
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
17 needles, lets do some more
oh, this doesn't hurt at all I could do 20 in here, OH MY GOD
I've just pierced through!
no that's an accident, that was an accident, okay I'm just gonna leave that
there, it went through the fold, I , I didn't mean to do that
lets just put that one in and hope for the best, ow
(laughing)
This is going wellies , this is relieving my stress
this is well fun, I wouldn't recommend doing this at home
unless you are an expert in acupuncture
and I'm not saying I'm an expert in acupuncture but, If you're
gonna take advice from anyone about acupuncture it should
probably be the person who can fit 50, oh my phones poppin
I can't do the mouth area, like the numbing cream, i was 'sposed to pick up numbing cream from
from boot and I completely forgot, I don't wanna pussy out
but I can't, do it as it is, it's so painful
so, I'm compromise by putting
this is, I don't know if you've heard of this product before
it's got medicine in it, it's got
menthol-sallisiclicon(?)
It's deep heat max plus, I know what you're thinking, 'Tom don't put deep heat
on your face please" but I'm just thinking that If I put
a little bit around the area, just like in dots
where I'm gonna put the needles in, your body can only focus on one type of pain
If I just put a dot on it then
all the pain neurons will rush to this and the
oh, awh, and then I won't feel the 50 needles in my face
so,
ahh my lips are on fire! Aaaaa
aaaaaah
oww
I shouldn't have done that, anyway, lets continue, with the experiment
I wanna see if I can go ghost face, I've got fly aways
Don't worry I know it looks like I'm reaching out on the floor
and picking these up dirty from the floor
I've got a system where I'm taking them from these ice cream tubs
and then removing the little things
and then these plastic things get thrown on the floor
which I shouldn't do because I'm never gonna find them again
and also my lips are on actual fire
I'm gonna take advantage of this situation
I don't actually understand the point of this, I'm going
on a journey through acupuncture, but this is no journey so far
this is just getting exhausting now
I'm not even looking where I'm going
I need a hat, oh this is going to shit
(in goblin voice) this is all going to shit
aahhhh the fucking needle in my forehead
ahh this is the most stressful thing I've ever fucking done you are
a stupid person and
thats, what I need, some mountain dew
you can do it
I can do it Tom
I just waterboarded myself with mountain dew
unfortunately some of the mountain dew
lubed off some of the needles, so I'm just trynna recuperate my losses
Don't worry I know you're thinking "Tom you can't possibly
be, have 50 needles in your face
if all the needles are falling out your face and therefor dirty" No,
they're not, you know why? because I was smart and I bought 50 more
AAH THAT FUCKING
hurt, Oh i'm bleeding! Oh,
terrific!
I don't know what I expected by sticking 50 fucking needles
in my fucking face, as you can see I am neglecting
some of the stress points, mainly because
tynna find the stress points
is stressing me out
Oh shit, I've gone all the way through, Okay I should probably hold off on the ear
Halloween 2017, get your
I'm getting fucking delirious, cause theres so much fucking needle in my face
If you really wanna impress the crowds this halloween
go as something ultra spooky, somebody with
super duper self inflicted blood poisining
now I've done this to myself for a bit
the idea of someone else doing it to me just stresses me out
more. At least now when I push in I can feel when I hit my skull
do a chin
ahh I've got to put one i my head, haven't I, aah fucking bitch
I think this is probably
Umm, the most stressed, I've ever been
and I feel like that is mainly due to the
fact that I've got so many needles in my face, lets do a count.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
My chins bleeding
Put some coconut oil on it, that'll do. I'm fillin'
the self inflicted holes in
my face with coconut oil
according to all, acupunctural rules
I have to hang out for like 10 minutes, and just chill and just exist
oh shit
So these have been in for 20 minutes, I fell asleep for a bit
and um woke up with a needle jabbin into my face so
aah, this fucking hurts. Umm i'm gonna take these out
Oww, 2,
(counting as he takes needles out)
Ow, the fuck
aaaah
You're supposed to give yourself a
little massage after but,
I don't wanna touch my face, I just wanna wash it
If i'm honest. As an experience I probably
probably would, do it again
I don't know, maybe I just like hurting myself. I'm not sure. Either way I'm sorry
that I left
it so long for a video, I'm actually blind in this eye, I don't know why I think I got blood in it
but thank you so much for watching. If you enjoyed this video please give it a like
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