Okay now in ancient Greece the Olympics lasted almost six months and the athletes competed anybody anybody y'all know 6ixnine getting out of jail soon
Where they naked well, yeah, that's right. How did you know that? yeah billy I saw the news
I Did it IN DA HOOD WIT THEM BILLY OK no more jokes
Okay, so now I wish the Olympics today would last a lot longer, so I'm gonna make it a project. Awwww
Awwwww ay is that surpreme patty they had no subs soooo
It's simple it's simple all you gotta do is make the Olympics part of your week
And then come back and let us know how it goes
You know your future depends on it guys we have to get an a on this Olympics project
Let's go get some lunch so we can brainstorm some ideas
AHH SOLDER
I'm not messing with these vultures, man. We shouldn't go this way we got to go the long way home
We've never been that way. Are you sure that's its high territory spooky old vultures
Oh
Man, that's all rival. What's hot? Oh? Oh cracked my neck looks like West highs crossing over on the East High's turf
sup losers Calm Dan
Looks like your mom judged your hair, bro.ohhhhhhh roasted You know what rhymes with West
best
The best losers that's losers. We should just go you know what happens when you couldn't walk Turk, right?
We have a battle what battle RIGHT HERE right now
I'm scared. What do we do? I don't know don't don't we have to go home into our Olympics project
But there are rivals we can't back down. We got a battle. Yeah, we got a battle, so let's battle them
We will battle you
Olympic style
It's a beautiful sunny day here in downtown Los Angeles where two competing high schools are competing in their very own little Olympics
Outside right now they're about to square off in a low-budget double damn
high-impact game everybody shake hands
So the game is hot the first event is curling
but they don't have a stone so hannah has got into a mom's house and picked out a
Turkey so for our first event we're going to be curling for those of you that don't know you have a stone that you push
across ice we do not have ice here in LA so I will be spreading vegetable oil on the concrete and
We'll be using a turkey here we go
Well I guess there goes dinner
Punk Music
Whistles Blows
It's still when it's going that birds on the run
West team you're up
Here goes West High School. We can't use the turkey anymore because it's thawed and it smells frankly rancid
they're using a backpack now and
The next event is Alpine Skiing put a few quick substitutions instead of snow it'll be on asphalt instead of skis
They'll be on rollerblades and instead of pools
dustpans enjoy alpine ski
The voters are coming kids they're coming for those people inside of you the walkers
Gold goes to East High for Alpine Skiing better luck next time guys. We have to win the next one now
Let's check in in our mascot in a segment. I like to call what's shakin with Vinny the Olympic vulture
Yes, baby dance Wow
fabulous dance and what a truly tremendous gesture of goodwill and peace to the whole nature community and now Street
Snowboarding not to be confused with skateboarding or snowboarding. It's so different every team choose a representative
Let's see what you got
Yeah, y'all are some losers y'all gonna. See how Patti doesn't yeah?
Patti go patty boi
I'm told he's alleged to
Go maybe I got this mom I got raised a dick and wait WHAT
He's actually terrible at this wow right not a legend at all you're good, okay, we got the next round winner are you okay?
No, I cookie now
We're gonna move it over to the local grocery store for the event of
Bobsledding now the kids couldn't afford real bobsleds even when they pooled all of their allowance so instead we're gonna use shopping carts
When there's Westside I go home next stop figure skating
Let's see what high school least has to offer
Looks like it's a guy named
Cliff you know I recognize clip from the vulture attack and in his back
And yeah something to prove folks is the greatest ice dancer. I've ever seen poetry sheer poetry
Well done clean well done next and next up. We have Hannah. Let's see how she does oh?
Just terrible
Well, she's embarrassing herself big-time. Oh
Hannah she's just I want to say something nice. She's trying her best, but she's horrible that is illegal in high school Olympics
Substitution though and it appears her teammate is tapping her out
Slightly better performance from Hannah's teammate
All right
Congratulations. Everyone. That was a fantastic first annual high school Olympics
But of course there can only be one winner and the winner this year is far
Watches its talons and close OH OMG OH THE BRID TOOK HIM