Happy Saturday
ooh, it's the 17th
Slight bit of bad news for us however, because Tilly oh, focus
Tilly got a bit crazy and not only has she stolen the toilet roll
Brought it in here
has chewed it everywhere
Chewed Claudia's slippers
Destroyed a bit of a toy
Stole some socks as well.
Oh yes, no no, not only that,
She chewed through the christmas lights
Oh dear lord, she has chewed through the christmas lights
I just, what? What?
Thank goodness they weren't on at the time
But, awww
Beautiful christmas tree, no lights
So that's going to be a trip to the garden centre
Very soon. Oh god
Here she is
Here's the culprit
She doesn't even care, she's just yawning. She's off
Where are you off too?
No, there's the culprit, there she is, looking pretty happy with herself
She doesn't care that we have to get new lights
Ready for her afternoon nap, oh good
Thanks
So, we've actually been wrapping all day, but, we've realised, slight difficulty
er, I'm a little too precise in my wrapping
We didn't just realise this, I've known that for a while
And my wrapping is just a bit more like a....
done
It's more like, it's like as long as J:I'm going to have to redo it
My wrapping like philosophy is as long as none of the actual present is showing through any of it
Then that is wrapped
Yeah, to be fair, that is a valid philosophy, I would say
yeah
Whereas yours is like, this is not to be penetrated
Is that the wrong word?
So, what we decided to do is to have a wrapping challenge
Where we only have two minutes
Not that kind of rapping
That was quite good though
Maybe we should try that some time
Where we only have two minutes
I was walking down the street
And there I did meet
Guess Who?
I met you
yeah, high five man!
Oh, we're so good at this
Anyway, so we're going to have a wrapping challenge
Yes
With our super cheap wrapping paper
that we bought from Primark
Little gingerbread men on mine
Mine has hearts
Which you can't see because it's shiny
Because we don't actually want to know what we've got each other for christmas
Obviously
We're not using things that we've bought for presents this year
So, we're just using things that we have already
And our first challenge is wrapping books
Because that's quite easy, as, you know
It's already got the edges
Cleaning Hints and Tips, and no, I'm not such a bad wife that I bought this for Jess. She actually bought it for herself
Because she's that particular about everything
Erm, the book that I have to wrap up for Claudia is 'Don'ts For Wives
okay, so, we're going to do it in what? Two minutes?
You wanted five, I was like no, no one wraps a present, one present in five minutes, like,
Erm, I think they do
Okay wait, Hold on, hold on, I just want to say, first of all
I have this really cool sellotape gadget
I'd just like that to be recognised
Ready
1. 2. 3. Go
oh no!! argh!
I can't take this, nooo
You're supposed to make life easier
Ha ha I'm stuck to myself right now
oh no
Are we doing this as a race or as a quality thing?
errr
Right now it's
Because I'm done and what time is it?
I've finished
Gosh darn it
Okay, are we ready for our next
So can we just point out 1:0 to Claudia right now
god
Next present
Okay, the next present we're going to wrap
Christmas socks
Oh, snap!
Lots of your hair stuck on it
Everyone wants and should have at least one pair of socks for christmas
I've got to say, I think you have at least eight pairs
Because that's why stockings were designed for really
Go
Ahhh
Ta daa
Let's get the timer
No no no god damn it god damnit no
Three two one bah bah
And you're done no
You can't do that
that's cheating
No
That is cheating
you're such a cheat
That's what she's like at all christmas games
I won fair and square
And I was done, like about thirty seconds before you
To be fair I think mine is better
Onto our next challenge
Two nil
Okay, our next challenge
And we're going to choose to accept it
The mugs
To make it fair I'll do the timer this time
Yeah, I feel like I've been severely
What are you doing?
It's a phone, the same one as your phone
On your marks, get set, go
What's the time?
Oh my god
no
The timer is done
Here's mine
You had a bit of extra time to do your bow last time
It's only fair
So can we say I won this one?
yeah
Yay!!
So, I may have failed at my wrapping today
With my unwrapped one
My bow not really done up onme
And a winning one
But er, If you go to my instagram right now there are some beautiful pictures
Of things I wrapped earlier in the day
And that's a goodbye fromTilly
And a goodbye from us
Bye bye
Bye bye then