( music playing )
Some people let off steam by doing yoga
or lovingly brushing their taxidermized gerbil.
And other people, including Mythical crew members Mike and Alex,
unleash total destruction.
So kick back, relax and have some snacks,
because it's time for...
Welcome, Mike and Alex.
- Hey. - Hello.
Once again you've obliterated something
and now we have to figure out what it was
and what exactly you did to it.
- Okay but this time-- the last two times was too easy,
'cause you guys guesses basically right away.
- I wouldn't say-- - Yeah, we're good at this.
I wouldn't say it was too easy, I'd just say that we're great at it.
I would suspect that Rhett maybe is a cheater.
- You think I'm a cheater? - I don't know.
Well I'm staying out of that one.
I just have insights into things.
I've destroyed a lot of things.
You just know a lot about woodchippers, I guess.
You don't think I'm a component in getting the last two right.
- Rhett's been really good. - No.
Not a chance.
Is it invisible this time?
- No, no. Yeah, let's go. - Bring it in.
All right, there it is.
- Huh? - Looks like fried catfish.
Okay, well it was deep-fried at one point.
- That's-- I mean that's just-- - Okay, yeah.
- Are you sure? - That's immediately obvious.
Link: Are we sure?
Yes, it was definitely fried.
- Okay. - It looks like fish skin.
- Well, hold on, but why-- - Fish skin.
- But it's not. - Note this,
it is burgundy on one side and--
This one's blue but black.
( sniffs ) It's a tire.
- Oh, you see that-- - It's a tire because look--
Look at that right there. It looks like a--
it looks like a reptilian skin.
No, it's maybe a ball.
It could be a ball.
It's something that has-- is rubbery,
that is one color on one side and one color on the outside.
You know what?
I think it's a rubber ball,
because it was red on this side
and this is black on the inside.
It was a rubber ball that was--
Nothing can be black on the inside
- and red on the outside but a rubber ball. - Yeah.
- Look at that texture. - I told you that's the reptilian texture.
It's a basketball.
Surprised you haven't tasted it.
Rhett and Link: It's a basketball!
You're right!
They didn't-- you can't use scissors
to cut that.
- Box cutter. I don't know. - Let's say box cutter.
Cut it with box cutters and then deep fried it.
All right, show it. Show us.
We're gonna mess this football up.
It's got a lot of bumps on it.
I'm gonna sand them off.
Please don't hit my forearms or anything.
Rhett and Link: It's a football!
- ( whirring stops ) - What happened?
- It's working. - Stop.
That's fine.
Is that how the kickers do it?
Just straight up and down.
Just-- all right.
- You have this under-- - I've never done this before.
( grunts )
- Oh, Samurai sword. - Okay, one.
Here we go.
Just gonna--
What is that?
Slice on through.
This is a rubber sword?
What's going on?
Oh, I like this.
I've seen this animized.
Say a few words or--
- ( football hissing ) - Whoa.
We're just gonna separate the skin from the ball here.
So here's a nice strip.
Give this a nice little batter on there.
How long should we put these in the fire for?
Till their black probably.
We have a pretty solid start.
Just throw them in this little basket here.
Oopsie poopsie, that one's out! Well get him later.
Finish and then drop that.
Perfect, golden brown. What is that?
- Look how black it is. - Actually smells pretty good.
It really does!
Link will be dumb enough to eat this.
- I think we got 'em. - I thought you would.
- I would love it-- - The first thing you said--
It would be fun if I eat this now.
Now I'm not gonna do it.
- We should've known. - Yeah.
That part that you didn't buff that was our clue.
That and we went basketball-- and that's my--
Basketball has some dimples but not quite like that.
You got us this time but you won't get us next time.
- Yeah, congratulations, boys. - Thank you.
All right, next we'll see if I can tell the difference
between a Grammy nominated artist song
and bathroom wall poetry.
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