WIL WHEATON: Whoo hoo!
Hey, internet.
How's it going?
I am a plushy version of Wil Wheaton wearing a Doctor Who
scarf, and a lovely, hideous clown sweater.
How are you doing?
Now I look like a messed up painting of Jesus.
Whoa.
Stand up.
Wait.
Guys.
I'm drunk.
Oh, No.
There's no new TableTop this week.
But there is a delightful gag reel from last week's episode,
Formula Day.
We'll be back next week with an all new episode.
It is titled, "The Resistance." It's going to be
me and four ladies.
We hope you enjoy it.
And until next week, play more games!
OK.
The Monaco Grand Prix.
Whoa.
What's that?
Boogers on the board.
We will start with pole position, select a gear, and
then roll the die associated with that gear.
All right.
Who gets a 12 when the game doesn't count?
Hey, Adam?
-Formula Day.
WIL WHEATON: Catch my tea bag.
-Yeah.
We get one [INAUDIBLE]--
-Take one.
---per game.
He gets [INAUDIBLE].
WIL WHEATON: This Formula Day.
Now--
[INAUDIBLE] ever.
Thirteen, fourteen, finish here.
-[CAR ENGINE SOUNDS]
GREG BENSON: Look at you, playing it safe.
You're a fraidy cat.
-Meow!
WIL WHEATON: Montoya is very careful because he is--
HANNAH HART: He is carrying a bunch of roses in his car.
WIL WHEATON: Because he's--
GRACE HELBIG: Delicate.
HANNAH HART: It's like veer out of control.
And I'm, like can I touch it, or not?
Maybe?
GRACE HELBIG: Etiquette?
WIL WHEATON: That's what she said.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
Oh.
I'm just going to do this to bug Wil.
WIL WHEATON: No!
HANNAH HART: 12.
WIL WHEATON: It's all right.
We just roll with it.
GREG BENSON: Oh.
WIL WHEATON: Let's be best friends.
HANNAH HART: It's OK if you meow it.
(WIL WHEATON, GRACE HELBIG, HANNAH HART, GREG BENSON)
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
HANNAH HART: I'm going to shift.
I'm going to downshift, which goes like this.
Mooz, mooz, mooz.
It's zoom backwards.
GRACE HELBIG: Mooz is what the cool cows say because it's moo
that ends with a z.
HANNAH HART: Mooz.
GRACE HELBIG: She pushed her [BLEEP]
into her face.
HANNAH HART: Die in a perfect paradise.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, no.
She doesn't need airbags.
HANNAH HART: They are airbags.
GRACE HELBIG: Fun bags.
HANNAH HART: You know what?
GRACE HELBIG: You can't get married, and
you can't have babies?
I'm sorry
GREG BENSON: That's what happens when you roll a one.
That's why they call it [INAUDIBLE].
HANNAH HART:The only thing I have are my puns.
WIL WHEATON: Your puns are you children, now.
HANNAH HART: My puns.
I have a lot of space in my house.
I'll give each of my puns a womb of its own.
Do you guys read Virginia Woolf?
It's a literature pun.
Forget it, everybody in this room.
GREG BENSON: That's a five.
WIL WHEATON: Is this the longest you've
been sober on YouTube?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, my God.
HANNAH HART: Thanks, kids.
[INAUDIBLE] special moment.
GREG BENSON: Frogger is going to stay in fourth gear.
By the way, did I ever tell you how he got
his nickname, Frogger?
(WIL WHEATON, GRACE HELBIG, AND HANNAH HART): No.
GREG BENSON: I didn't tell you this?
Actually, it's a fascinating story.
This is a fascinating story.
Fascinating stories [INAUDIBLE] his nickname.
WIL WHEATON: No.
HANNAH HART: No, please.
GREG BENSON: It's a fascinating story.
When he was in grade school, he was a horrible, horrible
kid-- in grade school, he used to do a lot of hiking.
He was one of the early bloggers.
He used To write a blog on the internet machine.
He used to wear a frock to school.
Then he said, Frogger.
WIL WHEATON: So then that person actually
gave him the nickname?
GREG BENSON: No, no.
WIL WHEATON: He gave it to himself?
GREG BENSON: No.
These stories are just getting worse, aren't they?
They're making less sense now.
HANNAH HART: You know what?
He sounds a little jumpy.
[LAUGHTER]
GREG BENSON: All right.
We're going to--