-There's an old saying I'm sure everyone is familiar with --
"A watched pot never boils."
And I've always taken that for granted.
But today I thought we'd put that to the test
in a segment we're calling "Watchin' the Pot."
-♪ Watchin' the pot ♪
-So, we've got a live feed to our kitchen.
Let's get that stove going.
So far, the water is definitely not hot.
-Ahhhhhh!
Ohh!
-Uh, guys, I'm sorry. What -- What's going on over there?
-Hey, Seth, we're just playing some Jenga.
-Yeah, no, I can see that. But why? Why are you doing that?
-Oh, well, we got your handwritten note that says
you wanted us to hang out with your nephew
Derrick during the show.
It's got your signature and everything.
-Derrick, get over here!
-Ohhhhhh!
-I am so sorry about this, everyone.
My 14-year-old nephew, Derrick, is in town
and I promised his mom I'd look after him.
But it looks like I can't leave him alone for 2 seconds.
Sit down.
-Hey, Uncle Seth. Cool tie.
-Don't "Hey, Uncle Seth" me, Derrick. I mean, come on.
What are you doing?
-Sorry. I thought it would be fun
to hang out with the band because they're so cool.
And I don't really have a lot of friends.
[ Audience aws ]
I kind of feel stupid.
-No, you're not stupid. You're just a little misbehaved.
Now, your mom said you had an Earth Science quiz tomorrow.
Why don't you just study for that?
-Okay. I actually brought some flashcards.
-Could you quiz me? -I would love to quiz you.
There you go. That's very adult of you.
Alright. Alright. Here we go.
This is the level of the atmosphere
where thunderstorms take place.
-The troposphere.
-Alright. Very good.
This type of rain cloud --
-The cumulonimbus.
-Oh, that's very good.
-Do the next one. -Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Derrick!
When your mom finds out about this --
-Come on, Uncle Seth, it was just a prank.
Everybody's laughing and having a good time, right, everybody?
[ Cheers and applause ] -No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do not encourage him.
That's really, really not cool, Derrick.
-You're right.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm sorry.
-It's alright. But, you know, at some point,
you have to stop being sorry and you have to grow up a bit.
-Excuse me, are you talk show host Seth Meyers?
-Yeah. Why?
-Well, we're here in response to your emergency 911 call.
-Yeah, I never called 911. -We have a recording.
-Uh, yeah. Hi. 911.
This is Seth Meyers, the talk show host.
I just spent the morning trying to stick my head up my own butt
and now it's stuck up there.
So I'm going to need a ride to the hospital like now.
And in case you were wondering,
yeah, I made this call from inside my butt.
[ Laughter ] Okay, see you soon.
-Sir, you should know that it's a felony
to make a fake call to 911.
-Grow up, Seth! -Alright, you know what?
First of all, I'm really surprised they thought
that was a real 911 call.
And I'm really disappointed in you, Derrick.
I mean, remember when I taught you to skip rocks
at Brandywine Creek State Park?
I mean, what happened to the kid I knew?
-Well, to be honest,
I knew I shouldn't have done those things.
I was just kind of bummed out because
today is my birthday and nobody remembered.
-Well, actually, Derrick, I remembered.
Yankees tickets, front row, you and me.
-Whoa! You did that?
Uncle Seth.
You know, I actually got you something for your birthday
in December, but I was too embarrassed to give it to you.
-Buddy, you don't have to get me anything.
-I actually keep it with me at all times.
It's in my bag right now, but it's stupid.
You're not going to like it.
-No. I mean, I'm sure it's great.
-No, it's dumb. You're going to hate it.
-I'm your uncle. I'm not going to like it.
I'm going to love it.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
You're a really bad kid. You're a really bad kid.
We'll be right back with Tina Fey.
You're a really bad kid.