In his heyday, would you let Alfonso me
too you in his heyday?
No man, I think I have enough confidence to ...
What's his heyday?
Yeah. I'll go with Jeffrey first.
Jeffrey?
Jeffrey, I'd be like hey you know what Jeffrey,
I'm over here for a pool party. You gonna diddle me?
I get it. It was the butler in the pool house.
I'm having fun.
How did Tatiana Ali not get it on that set?
Remember when she just ...
when did she become, she got hot,
like adult hot almost instantaneously.
Right before Kev and Kev jumped
and put her as a love interest of his short lived sitcom.
Really?
Yeah, The Big House I think it was called.
Yeah, she was a love interest in it I think.
Smart. You just go and get a girl
he had a crush on since you were 12.
You'd be like, what are you doing,
you want to be in a show.
And they're like, hi, you're like yeah, yeah I know.
What do you call that genre of black women Chris?
It's the Tatiana Ali, Chilli from TLC falls in it.
Ooh, yes.
Like very white people hair almost.
It's like very mainstream cute, I don't know.
Softer features.
I don't know what they call em. I like them.
I think it's softer features.
I mean if I'm gonna go in that zone,
I'm gonna just slide into Topanga area.
I like Lisa, you know what I mean,
I liked her, Tatiana.
Lisa Turtle?
I like Lisa Turtle. They was good but ..
Oh yeah, Lark Voorhies same thing.
Voorhies was one.
Is this bad statements? I was younger at the time
so I'm gonna say I liked it when she was younger.
Is that a bad thing to say?
Who's that? Which one?
Tatiana Ali, I like her when she was like my age.
I'm gonna say at the time.
Dude, Lark Voorhies became a bat shit lunatic.
Oh she's crazy.
What happened to her?
I don't know. She just went nuts.
She hacked her face all up.
So she wasn't saved by the bell?
No, the bell dropped the ball.
All of the sudden they just started putting pictures of her
looking like a cat faced lady,
like she had too much plastic surgery.
She went bonkers.
Her and Lil Kim smashed their face into the same wall.
That is just nuts where people just keep going back.
You're like stop.
By the way, 'cause all of them have a point
where you're like perfect.
Could we do it?
But they all have a point where you can say perfect.
Michael Jackson Thriller, perfect.
Lil Kim ruined her face. I was a huge Lil Kim fan.
Me too.
Don't touch it, don't touch it, fuck,
fuck, fuck, you touched it.
You touched it too much. Goddam it.
If you go through timelines,
I'm telling you, it'll drive you nuts.
Lil Kim had a point, Notorious K.I.M., stop there.
Can someone do, you know like the black and white video
where the faces were morphing.
It's like it's black ... they could do the Lil Kim faces.
Oh people have probably done that already.
Yeah, has to be out there.
But whenever they do that, they do it like meth heads too.
They'll do a really pretty girl then she does three months
of meth, six months of meth, then by like two years-
Then I can fuck her.
Jay's in the picture with her.
goes man she has deteriorating quick.
Take the picture man,
I got to get her back now while the gettin's good.
I don't know if it's a rebound or a plummet.
This shit's going bad.
I don't know if I'm rock bottom or on her way back to the top.
Let's just hope it's a bounce back.
Oh shit. Nothing on Alfonzo Riviera?
No, I found something, he's suing
Fortnite for using the Carlton dance.
I saw that. Maybe that's what it was.
Hell yeah. Good for him.
Maybe he was me too'd by Fortnite.
I'd like to know that Carlton's litigious.
There's this video saying ... it's a TMZ video
that says sad Michael Jackson didn't touch him.
Get out of here. Well of course.
Then there was a guy- It's an ATM card.
With the same last name that's actually a hockey player
from Canada that was accused of assaulting the nanny.
Oh, that wasn't my thought.
You blended your hockey news and your Carlton news.
Oh, my Carlton and hockey news, I do read those back to back.
Yeah, you got to get different apps for em.
Or you should not have any Carlton news ever.
I do every day go to Fresh Prince
where are they now's and then the Daily Puck.
Where is Jeffrey at?
I go up and I read the Saskatoon Gazette.
What's that?
Why is Jeffrey not killing it.
Jeffrey is killing it. He's just spending his money.
He was already an older guy.
You know what he's doing right now?
Right now he's got some reasonable sunglasses on.
He's in swimsuits-
A hot 40 year old.
Oh dude yeah, he's got a hot 40 year old
and he's just on a-
Good body, all ass.
Yeah, he's just on the patio.
Fat ass. I'm imagining this and I like it for Jeffrey.
I'm feeling good for Jeffrey.
Of course.
He just gets noticed occasionally at dinner.
Oh thank you, thank you.
Yes, yes, that was fun.
I talk to Will occasionally.
Oh yes, Master William would have loved that, okay, okay.
All right good seeing you.
Okay, enjoy your meal.
Cheers. Yeah, he's just living the life.
Alfonso? God only knows. Jay thinks he's ...
He's all over the game show network.
I know. Oh they love him.
Him and Mario Lopez are just getting younger by the day.
That was smart.
It's a smart move on both of their parts.
Mario Lopez was like put me on every TV in every hotel, Extra.
I tell you what, I almost forget that he's A.C.
Slayter now I think of him now more
as the junk advertisement television face.
He looks worse when he was A.C. Slayter than he does now.
He looks amazing. It pisses me off.
Yeah, he held up great.
For some reason he's like one of those people
who I kinda hate him.
I bet he could take Valley now.
Absolutely.
A wrestling match.
For sure. I'd put my money on A.C.
Good looks, bad casting on ...
have you seen the reveal of Jigsaw on Punisher yet?
No I have not.
When they reveal it?
Well let me tell you the bummer of this, it's a waste of time.
Why they make it a big reveal ...
he's got a few nicks on his gorgeous face.
This guy can get more pussy than all of us in this room.
He's got Rambo face.
If he had double the amount of scars he has.
Didn't they do Jigsaw in one of the incarnations of Punisher
and he was like all super fucking cut up?
He's supposed to be a face like a jigsaw puzzle.
It's not Jigsaw-ly at all, it's ...
You know what, go ahead and blow it for me, you can spoil it.
It looks like he got attacked with a tiger lady.
Not even.
'Cause what you said he goes, oh I gashed my cheek.
Yeah, his face was smashed into a mirror to oblivion.
If we could look up all the Jigsaws
'cause I know there's one there where they did it fucked up
and I think it was the one with Thomas Jane?
Yeah dude this was terrible.
Or the one after that?
I mean Punisher's great, so far.
I love the character and the guy-
Yeah, I watched the whole thing.
I'm on episode five- Look at that.
Yes, that's what it's supposed to be.
You're supposed to throw up a little bit in your mouth
when you look at it. You're supposed to see him,
that's what I thought they were coming with.
I'm gonna be honest, this guy is still sexy.
I ain't gonna lie, he's still sexy.
Please bring it up. Sexy scars.
Yeah, everyone's an interesting story
about something masculine he's done.
Yeah dude, honestly I didn't even think ...
I don't know.
Can you bring it up?
Yeah, I'm trying to find one that shows it straight on.
Just do reveal.
If you can even see it.
Just do Jigsaw reveal Punisher.
See that's what it should look like.
It should look like all cut up, Frankenstein.
Also the thing is why he's so furious too,
one of the things he's very narcissistic.
And it was that he was a good looking guy who's now hideous.
And now they've made him a good looking guy
who looks exactly the same with some battle scars.
That's what he looks like.
What?
Get him way close if you want. It doesn't make any difference.
He's still like head turning-ly sexy.
Dude that's hot.
He looks like he didn't break a mirror.
If I were Punisher and he showed up like that I'd be like
I didn't do my job well.
What are you mad about? I say you paid a minimum price.
You won't have to buy a beer. You have to tell one story
and you'll never have to buy a beer again.
You're mad at me? You hot ...
The girls who didn't want to fuck you,
they thought you were cocky, now think you're vulnerable.
He's like why did you make me, make you more fuckable?
Punisher, that's what makes Punisher angrier.
No!
You're eating the pussy all over town.
I told then you knew my family and now he's more fuckable.
He murdered my family. He fucked the FBI chick.
It's Lewis as Punisher?
Yeah, I don't know, I don't do anything else.
He's not a real ass dude anymore.
Yeah dude I'm really disappointed.
That should be, if you could screen grab that,
the one on the left should easily be ...
It's crazy disappointing.
But you know what, it does follow suit.
Yesterday Chris we were talking about
how Marvel makes all their main characters shave their chest.
In all Marvel movies.
If you notice in Punisher, I noticed in Punisher
and we all ended up agreeing,
we noticed that you could see he's stubbly all over his body
because he shaves his body hair.
Two things, first of all you're focusing on the wrong thing.
There's a story line.
It was a sex scene.
Oh I mean I'm not looking at his chest.
Are you like old school homophobic
where the second there's a man's body on you're all ...
Oh hell no.
I'm looking to the sky.
Dicks in the room.
I'm a grown ass man, I'll change my own damn wound.
No!
Mother fucker walking around dick all willy nilly.
Sensual ass mother fucker sneaking up on me.
Pretty ass mother fucker.
Story line taking it all sexual.
I ain't looking at Punisher's chest hairs.
There's a bitch over his shoulder.
I ain't gonna lie, I was looking at the bitch
over the shoulder the whole time.
I never even noticed his chest hair.
She does a kiss up his belly and you just notice
that his whole body is not even recently shaved.
It's just stubbly, it's that stubbly?
Yeah. It comes in stubbly. Can you bring it up?
Yeah, bring that up.
Bring up the sex scene.
Look who wants to see the parts of kissable stomach.
I'm not looking at a man's stubble.
I just didn't notice the stubble.
I get it, you just need to be led there.
Christine, here's when I know me
and you are not fully connected yet on our wavelengths.
Right there when he goes I'll look at it, I'll see it.
If you should just put up a video of a guy's huge honker
flopping around,
would've been the funniest thing to see Chris ...
and then eventually go, oh hell no.
I'm a grown ass man I'll wait in the lobby.