THIS EVENING'S ROLE QUAWL WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM
CAREER OF THE ONE, THE ONLY SAMUEL L. JACKSONMENT
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU, SAM, YOU GOOD?
>> YEAH.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
NOW SAM, YOU HAVE BEEN IN, IT SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN IN A LOT OF
FILMS.
HOW MANY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN?
>> A LOT.
>> James: IT'S A FEW.
DO YOU THINK WE WOULD BE ABLE TO RE-CREATE SOME OF THOSE MOVIES
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?
>> I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
THEN LET'S DO THIS.
>> THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN IS BESET ON ALL SIDES OF THE
INEQUITIES OF THE SELFISH AND TIRN KNEE OF EVIL MEN.
BLEZED IS HE WHO IN THE NAME OF CHARITY AND GOOD WILL SHEP ERDS
THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DARKNESS FOR HE IS TRULY HIS
BROTHER'S KEEPER AND THE FINDER OF LOST CHILDREN.
AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND ANGER
THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DES THROI PIE BROTHER.
AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE
UPON YOU.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A QUARTER POUNDER WITH
CHEESE IN PARIS?
>> THEY DON'T WALL CALL IT A QUARTER POUNDER OF CHEESE.
>> NO, MAN, THEY GOT THE METRIC SYSTEM, THEY WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT
THE [BLEEP] A QUARTER POUND CERTIFICATE.
>> WHAT DO THEY CALL IT.
>> James: THEY CALL IT A ROYALLE WITH CHEESE.
>> OH YEAH ROYALLE WITH CHEESE.
>> YOU GOING TO TELL ME THE REASON YOU LOST EVERY [BLEEP]
CENT I GOT IN THIS WORLD.
>> James: HEY, HEY, MAN, YOU BETTER [BLEEP] BACK OFF, MAN.
>> AH LAM [BLEEP] HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN?
YOUR ASS USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
>> WHAT'S MY NAME?
WHAT IS MY NAME!
SAY IT.
YOU DAMN RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS LIKE?
IT'S LIKE THOSE OLD MOVIES WE BOTH LOVE.
NOW I'M GOING TO TELL YOU MY WHOLE PLAN AND I'M GO TOLLING
COME UP WITH SOME ABSURD AND CONVOLUTED WAY TO KILL AND YOU
WILL FIND AN EQUALLY CONVOLUTED WAY TO ESCAPE.
>> James: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
>> WELL, THIS AIN'T THAT KIND OF MOVIE.
>> James: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LOOK, LOOK, DON'T MAKE-- LOOK,
ROMAN, DON'T MAKE THESE-- THINGS WORSE THANS THEY ALREADY ARE,
JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN.
>> I WANT SOME ANSWERS.
>> James: I DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS.
>> OH, YOU DON'T 2350E8 LIKE TALKING.
WELL, WE'RE GOING TO STAY HERE UNTIL YOU DO.
CUZ I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL TODAY.
>> James: YOU'RE ALWAYS [BLEEP] LATE, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR
YOUR OWN FUNERAL, BAM.
>> BOOM.
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND DO LIKE I SAY.
>> James: IT WOULD BE WISE FOR YOU TO PUT THE WEAPON DOWN.
>> WHO THE [BLEEP] IS THIS [BLEEP].
>> SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE TRIPLE X.
>> James: HOLD UP.
PEOPLE WOULD SAY KISS MY ASS SCAR FACE, FAMILY.
>> THAT'S YOUR-- VIN DIESEL.
>> James: YES, THAT'S MY VIN DIESEL, FAMILY, FAMILY, IT'S
GOOD, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
FAMILY.
>> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>> THEY CALL ME MR. GLASS.
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, LISTEN, LOOK, LOOK, JUST CHILL
OUT.
>> WHY YOU KEEP CALLING ME JESUS, DO I LOOK PUERTO RICO.
>> James: THE GUYS ARE CALL YOU JESUS.
>> HE DIDN'T SAY JESS YOU, THEY SAID HEY GLEUS, MY NAME IS ZEU
S, AS IN MOUNT OLYMPIC, DON'T [BLEEP] WITH ME OR I WILL SHOVE
A LIGHTNING BOLT UP YOUR ASS, ZEUS.
>> NOW ARE YOU AWARE THAT IF CONVICTED THEY MIGHT BE FREED IN
ONLY TEN YEARS.
>> YES, SIR, I HEARD PEOPLE SAY THAT.
>> WELL WA, DO YOU THINK SHOULD HAPPEN TO THEM.
WHAT WOULD BE A FAIR SENTENCE.
DO YOU THINK THEY DESERVE TO DIE?
>> YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY ROT IN HELL.
>> IO,IO,IO,IO-- YO, YO, YO, HOLD UP, TIME OUT, TIME OUT.
Y'ALL NEED TO TAKE A CHILL.
YOU NEED TO CALL THAT [BLEEP] OUT.
AND THAT'S THE DOUBLE TRUTH.
>> HONEY.
>> WHAT.
>> WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT.
>> WHAT?
>> WHERE IS MY-- SUPER SUIT.
>> WHY?
>> I NEED IT, THE PUBLIC'S IN IN DANGER, IT'S FOR THE GREATER
GOOD.
>> GREATER GOOD, I'M YOUR WIFE, I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU'RE
EVER GOING TO GET.
>> HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTT.
NOW NATURE CAN BE LETHAL.
BUT IT DOESN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO MAN.
SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIGHT ANY MORE.
WE'RE GOING TO PULL TOGETHER AND FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE.
>> BUT WE'RE-- .
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS MOVIE
LOOKS INCREDIBLE, IT REALLY DOES.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
KONG SKULL ISLAND COMES OUT IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY
MARCH 10th.
CHEESIER PLAWS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, JAMES.
KONG, SKULL ISLAND IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY
MARCH 10th.
GO SEE IT.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THE SHIP COULD RETURN WITHOUT US KNOWING.
>> HARD TO SEE THE DARK SIDE IS.
>> NO, NO, NO, YOU WILL DIE!
>> I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER [BLEEP] SNAKES ON THIS
[BLEEP] PLANE!
♪ BLACK SNAKE SELF IL.
♪ BLACK SNAKE IS ALL I AM.
♪.
>> I AIN'T SCARED OF NOBODY, I WILL LAY YOUR ASS OUT.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> HEY, I AM SUPPOSED TO.
>> I'M NOT A TEACHER.
I'M YOUR NEW BASKETBALL COACH.
>> WHAT?
>> NOW, NOW DJANGO AND HIS FRIEND AND GRAY HAIR DR. SCHULTZ
AND OUR GUEST, YOU OLD DECEP I HAD BAS TARD YOU ARE TO SHOW HIM
EVERY HOSPITALITY, YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND, I DON'T KNOW WHY.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW WHY, DID YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
>> WELL, VERY GOOD, THEY'RE SPENDING THE NIGHT.
>> HE GOING TO STAY IN THE BIG HOUSE.
THE BIG HOUSE?
YOU GOT A LETTER FROM ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU ARE PEN PALS.
>> YEAH.
>> DO YOU THINK YOU WILL DO MORE TARN TINO MOVIES.
>> HELL, YEAH.
-- .
>> WILL YOU ASK HIM TO CAST ME IN SOG.
>> HELL NO.
>> AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE.
>> MY WORK HERE'S DONE.
♪ SNEET DON'T YOU EVER.
♪ LEAN ON ME.
♪ WHEN TIME IS BAD.
♪ WHEN THE DAY IS TOUGH.
♪ AND YOU'RE DOWN.
♪ AND ABOUT TO DROWN.
♪ JUST HOLD ON.
♪ HOLD ON.
♪ I'M COMING.
♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SAMUEL L. JACKSON, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK..