• From scarfing down a ghost pepper to kidnapping a wolf cub from a den, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest things we’ve
ever done for money. I'm Danger Dolan’s Mysterious Brother and
today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Rooster_Waffle Emojie
Emojie was eating Chinese food at the mall when his friend decided he would give him
5 dollars if he snorted wasabi. With Emojie being his 12 year old self who would do nearly
anything for money, he of course accepted. Emojie took a glob of wasabi paste, put it
in a line on the table, and proceeded to snort it in the middle of the food court. It hurt
so much… but what Emojie thought hurt the most was that he was dumb enough to not ask
to see the money first and was disappointed to have found out that his friend didn't even
have 5 dollars.
Number 9 was submitted by Bellabear2121 Doopie Once Doopie’s friend told her if she got
full on greasy fair food and then got on a ride that shot you up in the air 275 feet
then shot you down then back up again repeatedly, they’d give her for $5. He said he would
pay for the food and stuff and still give her the $5 dollars. Of course she wasn't gonna
miss out on free food and a free $5, but there was no such thing and free money because the
minute Doopie got shot back down that 275 feet, her stomach turned and she threw up
and the bile hit some unsuspecting birds and a poor tree, but mainly hit a civilian below
who was waiting in line for the ride. Once Doopie got off they demanded an apology and
to help them wipe the vomit off. She helped the guy who got hit and then gave her his
number because he thought she was a nice girl. But anyway, once he went off to do his own
thing Doopie’s friend walked up and handed her the well-deserved $5, laughing his butt
off.
Number 8 was submitted by ReaperOfShadows Nixxiom
Nixxiom was about 17 when this happened. He was out camping with an old friend from 6th
grade when they spotted a wolf den. They checked it out and there were baby wolves. They were
only about 2 yards from their camping spot and Nixxiom’s friend said he would give
him $5 if he brought one back with them. Nixxiom agreed and found a little runt who was seemingly
protecting the den. He found a small stick nearby and put it between its mouth so it
wouldn't bite him. Nixxiom picked it up and ran when he heard a howl. He stopped running
and felt his heart drop. The dumbest thing was that he forgot to hold the stick while
running. So the wolf cub started howling, and Nixxiom put the cub down and started running
back to camp. Who knows what would've happened if he didn't put a stick in the cub’s mouth.
He was given $5 for his courage though.
Number 7 was submitted by iiPhony_Ramii Gooby When Gooby was 18, she wanted to save up for
a Valentine’s gift for her boyfriend. So, while at a diner, her best friend came up
to her and said, "Hey Gooby, I'll give you 25 bucks if you kiss the next guy who comes
in". The next guy who came in the diner was a fat, weird, smelly guy. He had a toy pony
from My Little Pony. It was either Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash. So when he came in the
diner, Gooby immediately kissed him on the cheek. Her friend didn't say whether to kiss
on the lips or cheek, but she said to go back and kiss him on the lips. It was soooooooo
gross. He needed a whole pack of Tic Tacs. Gooby would do anything for her boyfriend
but, for any other reason, HELL TO THE NO!
Number 6 was submitted by DopeRealtor Shima It was 11th grade math class, and a guy Shima
had a crush on, who was the "class clown" so to say, told her he would give her $10
if she ate a ghost pepper right then and there. Of course she wanted to impress him and look
"cool", so Shima agreed. First bite wasn't too bad, until it really hit her. She started
choking and sweating. The teacher was panicking because he had no idea what was going on,
and Shima had to run to the cafeteria to buy milk because water just wouldn't do it. After
the burning stopped, she thought she was in the clear. But that wasn't the case. 2 or
so hours later, while still in school, Shima had to sprint to the bathroom to dispose of
the partially digested pepper... from both ends. She got her $10 though!
Number 5 was submitted by ironsaad Andiemations So, Andiemations was in a park, and a random
guy told her that he would pay her $50 if she acted as if she went insane when she saw
a fat male ballerina with a hairy body in public. At first Andiemations thought, "Hey,
this must be one of those YouTube pranks!", and she did as she was told. Then she saw
a fat hairy guy, wearing a ballerina outfit and one of those "OBEY" hats, riding a skateboard.
After she saw him, Andiemations screamed and acted as if she fainted and dropped her iPhone
5 onto the hard brick floor. But little did she know that more people were told to do
this as well... one of them even took off their clothes where all that was left was
his underwear and glasses, and he jumped in the fountain. All they got in the end was
a group of teenagers laughing at them. At least they gave them the $50 in the end,
or so Andiemations thought until she opened the envelope to find only $10 and a note saying,
"Can't believe you fell for that!" written in an almost fancy manner.
Number 4 was submitted by FlyBySky16 Pandora Just a week ago Pandora got paid $10 to "accidentally"
get into someone else's vehicle instead of her friend’s. She got into said accidental
vehicle and the male driver, who was in his late 30's and unattractive, turned to her
and said, "You may not be my wife but I'd gladly trade you for her any day" while his
children were in the backseat. They looked shocked, and Pandora was speechless as she
watched the guy's wife walk out of a local department store. Pandora quickly exited the
vehicle and got into her friend's car, and watched as the wife yelled at the husband
for a minute before they left. She was so embarrassed, and it was not worth the $10.
Number 3 was submitted by Ruti-G13 Hellbent When Hellbent was 4 or 5 his aunt, for some
reason, would give him a dollar for unzipping his pants and whipping out his willy every
time he went to her house. And since he was small, Hellbent would do it. After he would
show it, she would give him a dollar. Hellbent remembered even whipping it out in front of
a crowd too, and everyone looked shocked… except her. He would be thinking easy money
by showing the money maker and all. Now when Hellbent thinks back, he laughs about it since
he was small and didn’t know any better.
Number 2 was submitted by 10-SHI Danger Dolan Whilst walking home with a group of friends,
Danger Dolan passed this muddy puddle in the middle of the alleyway. The whole group started
to bet money and dare each other to drink out of it. Knowing that all his friends had
a soft stomach and him just being the dumbass he was back then, Dolan decided to drink out
of the puddle for $50. The good news was that he had gotten 50 bucks.
The bad news was that he had no idea that the bottom layer of the puddle was full of
dog crap, and Dolan ended up getting sick.
Number 1 was submitted by me. When I was in high school I lived around the
corner from the school. I took up a job at the local shopping centre, also around the
corner from the school, dressing up as a burrito. I didn’t connect the dots at the time, but
that meant I’d also see LOTS of people from school. I saw plenty of people from school
on my first shift, and they all made sure to tell their friends to come see me dressed
as a burrito. That would probably be the worst thing I’ve done for money.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever spent your
money on?” Let us know in the reddit page linked below and you might be featured in
a future countdown.